I don't know, but I've been told a Riverdale style reboot of the Magic School Bus would slap.

This time, Jon and Anna Discuss: Olympic Nudity, Space Laws, and the Potential for Fish Urine as a Food Group.

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! And by that I mean another Beach Time episode has dropped from the gold-dipped comedy mouths of Anna and Jon. Also, like Christmas or whatever.

There's no Dewing the Dew this episode, because it's an extra special Holiday... special...

This time, Jon and Anna discuss: Fistfighting the Grinch, Offending Grandmas, A New Mythical Figure, and The Endless Joys of Hallmark's Relentless Conveyer Belt of Content.

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Welcome back to our annual(ish) tradition: Thanksgiving's much needed rebrand!

This year, Jon and Anna really deconstruct the concept of thankfulness, and challenge cultural norms vis-a-vis the elderly and the youths.

It's a doozy.

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It's a very special episode, listeners! Like the Avengers Endgame of the Bonjour family!

This episode, Jon and Anna are joined by special guests Jamie Bonjour (their sister) and Darcy Bonjour (Jon's beautiful amazing wonderful sarcastic wife/ Anna & Jamie's sister-in-law). It's the root-inest toot-inest show in town!

This episode, they discuss: The Ethics of Doing a Murder RIIIGHT Outside of a Bar That Looks Like the Continental, A Few New Dews (and Some Old Dews), and the Frightening Prospect of Getting a Full Body Where's Waldo Tattoo.

You've never seen a beach like this one.

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It's probably not a good sign that I had to look up how to spell "Valhalla" but not "Weenus" right?

On this episode, Jon and Anna discuss the inner workings of the greatest poet of all time, Virtual Disneyland, and whether or not Skype is dead. It's a random one, y'all.

Also I have a thumb injury so typing hurts. Bye.

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Greetings and salutations, Earthlings! (Obviously extra special greetings and salutations to any non-Earthling beings. You're probably cooler than us anyway.)

On this episode of Beach Time, Jon and Anna discuss- ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'd like to take the rest of my time here on this description to say something very important:

Dear Space Aliens (however you might identify, this is intended as a "Catch-All" term, not a definition of who you are),

If you are, in fact, as chill as I'm hoping you are, you are more than welcome to come visit me any time that works for you. I've got a pretty comfortable couch you can always crash on during your visit to Earth. I can definitely promise you will get the full Earthling experience (Examples: Coffee, not wanting to go to work, still having to go to work, and an in-depth knowledge of the Spider-Man franchise.) Swing on by and we'll kick it together. Please. I really wanna meet some cool aliens.

Sincerely, Jon Bonjour (This message was not explicitly approved by my wife but I'm pretty sure she'd be stoked to meet you too.)

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This one's just a big ol' cinematic extravaganza!

This episode, Jon and Anna discuss Halloween at Ricky Rat's Cool Dracula Castle, The Estimated Value of Loker's Sharp Helmet, and Big Shark Energy.

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Stay cool.

There is no limit to how far this podcast can go. There is absolutely a limit to how far it will go, but that's up to Jon and Anna. And quite honestly, at this point all we can hope for is the next episode. But maybe that's a metaphor for life. Or maybe it's a metaphor for sandwiches, I'm not sure. Or maybe it's not a metaphor at all. Perhaps it's an analogy.

I don't know what I'm saying. Tell you what I do know: I'm pretty hungry. Maybe I'll have a sandwich. And maybe that's a metaphor for life.