Interstate zoomin’! The Notes: Will is living in the Colorado future past! Will’s been dancing with the temporal devil in the pale moon-time! The eastern Colorado buffer protecting the mountains from Kansas. Midwest DMZ! It’s all prisons and bible radio! Wistful Colorado remembrances! Ryder-or-Die! Ghost town voting rights! Oyster problems and beer flight dreams! Steampunk Conroy’s! Oysters v Oysters: Dawn of Balls! Oysters of the sea vs oysters of the sack! What do you like on your balls!? Nelson’s World of Balls! What them balls do? . . . EVERYTHING! Racist Epcot! Claiming our pound of balls from the Ikea market share! Real Ball-heads all looking forward to that weekly release! Will braved them white water rapids! Trying to buy a suit when you have one big arm and one regular-sized arm! The high-stakes sport of canoeing! Nelson’s World of Balls never closes, we’re open around the ball (clock)! (That’s right, plumbers, we got ballcocks, too!)

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Zoomed last week, second episode in the session bad notes disclaimer! The Notes: Happy Birthday, Will! It’s Will’s birthday, here come the submarines! Bear dick corner! Canonically, that’s Paddington in the Revenant! Will is shocked to learn Paddington has done time! The only panacea to the prison industrial complex is Paddington! Felony pop-up book theft is no joke! The Soviet socialist undertones of Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’! That midnight train isn’t going anywhere, it’s going to a Siberian labor camp! The Ballad of Ronald Reagan’s head!

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The Notes: Will’s mom is stalking him, but the police refuse to act! The dwarves know us as Deucedoublin! If you don’t hashtag, Nelson will die! The Peter Pan performance where nobody clapped! Tinkerbell on the Challenger! This was your fault, kids, not NASA! We did it, we solved racism! Diff’rent Strokes to Obama to us! Judy Blume’s snake cult! Ramona Quimby was one of the Manson women! Why you so stingy with the fudge, Scholastic Book Fair!? Fudge truths! Know your fudge dealer, kids! Kid cocaine! 9 is the perfect age for starting Breaking Bad! That O. Henry does it again!

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Father’s Day zoom! Happy day, Dads! The Notes: Nelson’s cat is learning! Will has a new theory! Even for Topeka, that would be wild! Will’s trying too hard to prove time travel! Tiny motorcycle salesman or tiny motorcycle salesman!? Nelson has several red lines re: public bathroom sexuality! Air Bud time travel clearly exists (there’s no rule that says a dog can’t travel through time)! Does Sarah Mathews own an iron!? What, I’m not Iron Bud! Nelson is not a golden retriever! FOIA LPD about that time traveling dog!

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Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, from the upstairs at Sinkers Lounge & Blade and Timber in Lawrence, Kansas! With a cavalcade of guests: Jason Keezer, Chelsea, Jacqueline Grunau, Librarian Lauren, Loren Saunders (we got double Laorens!), Shawn Franklin, Brian Moss, David, and Jeanne Averill! The Notes: Happy Pride! Jaq is working the bar! Jason Keezer’s 30-year Christmas break! Will’s secret files! Therapy + Shampoo! The tiger is for business, the marmot is for pleasure! Inside-out umbrella (not a sex thing)! Lawrence: More Than Prisons! Sassy Sasquatch Revelations! I Grew Up Sasquatch Bait! The leading sasquatch PTSD therapist! Rand al’Thor, human bartender! Will’s nipple catastrophe! The Ballad of When Will & Jaq Saw a Lady! How Dolores Umbridge Got Her Groove Back! Another victim of Sarah Mathews’s teeth! There’s always something sticky at work! There are places Nelson just shouldn’t go! Piss detective! I wasn’t aware that sasquatches are real piss freaks! Our man in KC! Loren has lived inside both brothers! Acrobatic feats of wonder! No catcalling, please! Shawn’s favorite episode is #327: My Dad is an Oyster Ho! Will’s mom loves it when Shawn screams! Another librarian, another victim of Sarah Mathews! How-To Festival! He’s in outreach, not reach-arounds! Taking Will to the opera, Nelson is a baseball buddy! Mrs. Nibbles’ Nuggets! The duality of man! We contain multitudes!

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Doing an early morning zoom on Nelson’s Birthday! The Notes: Nelson takes the opportunity to back Will up! You’re not crazy, episode 501 came out before 500, which is recording live this Saturday night and will be out next Sunday! Happy birthday Nelson! Will woke up grumpy! Will’s dream of a grumpy old man on the bus talking crazy! The eternal battle between face cannibalism and violins! Will is Team Violin #NotMyFace! Double-Reverse Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! We’re equal opportunity educators: kids, adults, and aliens from the far-flung future! We haven’t always told the truth, but we’ve always been honest! Raising a bird army! Walt Disney’s Bird Secret Police! All my colored pencils are in need of sharpening! The Ballad of the Original Frank’s Northstar Tavern T-Shirt!

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Silly, in-person, post-D&D session recording! The Notes ain’t great, but they remain The Notes: 8 days of Deuce! The live show and the episode number do-si-do (Episode 501 will drop next week with the Live 500 in 2 weeks, back to the regular schedule after that)! Our future Live Episode 525 will also be Will’s album release party! Will accidentally goes to a Porky’s! What would Will go to hell for!? New Oreo dropped! Nelson prefers the meat of the dairy, the cheese, rather than the blood of the dairy, the milk! The Germans and their schnapps! #DDNotaWarCriminal! It’s Pude o’clock!

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Sunday night zooming, baby, here to fight them scaries and make your Mondays shine! The Notes: See us live in 2 weeks on Saturday, June 7th, 8pm at Blade & Timber in Lawrence, KS! Lots of stuff to do in June including both our birthdays! See us in Massholes 2 weeks later, Saturday, June 20th, 8pm, at Maceli’s in Lawrence, KS! Nelson & Keezer are the Lincoln and Douglas of local comedy politics! Keezer is the Lincoln of America’s Heart, while Nelson is the Lincoln of America’s Balls! Bustin’ made Lincoln feel good! The Ghostbusters are like the Avengers! Will needs to pull Nelson up out of the metaphorical sea! 1980’s Talk! Weird Science Talk! This Weird Science is verging on mad science! Building a Bill Paxton Rushmore! We’re always looking out for the moms! Will gets a little disrespectful! Disrespect makes Will all giggly! Nelson has to bring in the super-rare Hashtag Veto for only the 3rd time! Nelson respects them moms!

See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Saturday, June 7th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow!

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