The Notes: Will’s in an Ogden Nash vibe today! Giving back to the community for the love of the game! Just playing the hits! Will’s mother was a cello and his father was a French horn! The micropenis of the orchestral set! At knifepoint, Nelson would choose the oboe! Old-timey music lawyer! You’ll never be Spicy Beef Gaus, you’ll never even match him! Terrifying hypothetical final form! Like Galadriel with the one ring up in this! French philosophy and Spider-man! Humping a keyboard! As above, so below! Effecting Penetration! It’s Will’s new one-man play! The penetration is reminiscent of Godot! It’s a metaphor! The implications were unclear and unsettling! The classic trope of the jungle lawyer! The venn diagram enters the jungle, as you will! You’re in the jungle, baby! These wax wings become an anchor!

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The Notes: Notes are a little squigdgey this time but it’s cool, because time is a constant, and so you’ve already heard the episode, and these notes aren’t a preview of what’s to come, but merely a charming reminder of what you’ve already experienced, are currently experiencing, and will always experience! Anyhoo, Notes: Extreme focus! Your mom is having an affair! You probably didn’t want to find out this way! Here’s a cat!!! Remember to breathe! Muscle memory! Infinite possibilities! Robot samurai warrior poets! Remember kids, it’s 1) Life Support, 2) Shields, 3) Weapons, 4) Engines, with 3 and 4 possibly reversed! Alien relations! Getting hot-boxed with time knowledge! Insider trading for sure *wink*! Foreshadowing, one of the tools of those with time knowledge! Time knowledge is a doible-edged sword! We know when we’re all going to die, and which stocks to push before qe2 of next year! Moist taxidermy! Don’t use a rolodex in this day and age! Mr. FBI, we gave you all the clues! This podcast if for everyone, everywhere, everywhen, everyhow!

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The Notes: The Deuce continues to double! Scientists are baffled, and they are afraid! Suns, how do they work!? Less-Fewer Blindness! Will slept with less and murdered fewer! Honey-trapped by a grammar prostitute! The British pronunciation of kaleidoscope! Would Will not play ball, or did he play entirely too much ball!? Will doesn’t have enough balls! Hip deep in disgrace! Nelson specifies the requirements for his funeral! Get on your bikes and ride! Fraternal orders! The other side of the diorama! The Hall of Nelson! Taxidermy vs animatronics! The Ballad of Bummercles! The front row will be dry-aged with smoke! Will’s book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more! Fruit plus leather equals yum!

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The Notes: We’re doing a job! Football talk! I thought that town smelled bad on the outside! Old-timey baseball in old-timey England! National Lactation Day! The traditional relays! It’s like a Japanese gameshow! Smaller roads and more assholes! The Great American Meat Pie! No more than 20% bat meat! Keep it gooey in there! Mustard up our fudge! German mole’! Germany’s not exactly batting 1.000 on great ideas! Gods were dying and monsters were being born! Will’s book is coming out! Tuesday 11/4 pre-release party at Maceli’s! Tuesday 11/11 VIP Q&A book release at The Raven! Go to www.lfkwasteland.com for info! Inside info for the listeners: a book art easter egg! Should we get silly!? We’re stuck in the past and we don’t know what we’re doing! A big 3rd down!

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The Notes: We’re a day late, but a pound strong! Coming up on a decade! The Applebee’s Experience! Helping the Brits feel at home by taking them to Medieval Times! There’s always more food! Will wants to chase some gator tail! Nelson reps Captain Jack’s! Crab knuckles, yum! Seeing Star Trek IV with a coke dealer! Bring back expository tour guide scenes or the terrorists win! Happy birthday, Chad! Walmart has ideas! Don’t come at Will with your sweet mixin’s! Come to Will’s book pre-release party, 11/4 at Maceli’s, and the actual release a week later at the Raven! A lil’ Mikey Senften shoutout! The age of strip clubbing! Perfect for a tombstone or a tin of mints!

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The Notes: Prepare your ears! All ears welcome! Quick Sports Corner! Go to Will’s panel this Saturday, 2pm, at Washburn! Get ready for Will’s book events the first 2 Tuesdays in November! History of the MacArthur Genius Grant! Icing on the genius cake! Alfred “Dy-no-mite!” Nobel! Nelson is the Power Forward, Will is the Goalie! Come party with the Deuce! Insufferable nerd stuff! Will was Long Walking! Long cocaine walking! Recipe for a heart attack! Where’s the crowd kissing! Mess around and get a warning! Meticulous recreation of the poop scenes! Let’s hear it for the poop!

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The Notes: See you in the gulags! A gulag with a view! Ours will be the most fun gulag! Modern day Hogan’s Heroes! One Crazy Gulag! Celebrity gulag pals! We need a Lane Dobbler in our gulag! Filling up our gulag team! Our gulag vs the rich kids’ gulag next door! The Inter-Gulag Games! There aren’t enough boat movies these days! Will vs the Gruffalo! Philip vs Boris! Will loves getting slapped by ladies! Coffee talk! Will likes that warm milky! The line between helpful and condescending! Our gulag coffee shop speakeasy! Reverse Boss Hogg! Are you our missing piece!? One robot, Mr. Regatta! Robots, they are just like us! Lions vs terminators! A brief bit of love for Star Trek 6! Multiple Deuces over the line!

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The Notes: Morning Deuce! Nelson is getting things done today! Will plugs it up! Will’s Wasteland book is coming soon! Nelson’s money is all tied up in prospecting! I can set you up with a gold tooth guy! Subscription has its advantages! Samuel L Jackson is looking out for us! Will is looking to get his nut! Will has Samuel L Jackson’s nuts in his mouth! See Will at the Kansas Book Festival on Saturday, September 20th! Squirming tips for extra squirming! The scientific reverse of a wet t-shirt contest! It’s a wet back and ass non-contest! Your mother, the ventriloquist doll! It’s all in the eyes! Now your squirm is squirming, squirmy! Nelson is a broad-spectrum life coach! The fabled poop edition! Will has a reading on election day! Occasional Roady! Shirt mortgage! Cut out your money middleman! Diagonal is the direction of the future!

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