Families. They're not always easy. We talk about growing up, divorce, being a blended family and Carolyn's bad ass ability to just cut people out.

Dolphins are back in the cold open. Carolyn's homicidal tendencies. Cody learns what life is like with no laws (#WhiteClaw). Never order crepes in Florida. And why are there so many goddamn lights on? We make up for last week's shorty with a long one.

Carolyn spikes the audio early and often. Plus, do you swipe your butt crack before you shower? And what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

Short answer: no. But Carolyn may have been a playwright prodigy. And are we really talking about hemorrhoids? Plus, a lot going on with plungers (do you know the universal symbol for a clogged toilet?). Finally, some deep Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pulls. Bonus: First Bedjet reference!

We talk about bad dates, struggle to figure out what our first date actually was and discover that Carolyn had an opportunity to be an MLB baby mama. Plus, shout out to gas station sandwiches. (And yes, we keep hitting the mic arms on this one.) Bonus: Any guesses on what Carolyn was eating on this one?

We’re talking our pregnancy journey, talking all things IUI (inter-uterine insemination), from ovulation tests to injections in the belly to DVDS and dignity blankets. Listen as Cody tries to tiptoe around women’s health issues.

A throwback episode to growing up. Plus, Carolyn lives a life surrounded by farts and self-shames when she farts. A surprisingly long diatribe about sleeping bags. And a lot of daddy talk without the issues.

We kick things off with a rambling story about the time Cody had to poop so bad he couldn’t even speak. Plus, which reigns supreme: Spaceballs or Star Wars? And is Chat GPT the key to taking down the patriarchy?