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  • 110 Roving groups of Teens
    2025/04/09

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    Thomas and Taxi David sing some jingles from commercials and observe some random groups of teens. *get off my lawn

    Taxi David talks about feeling a small earthquake this morning

    Thomas has a job offer that he is reluctant to accept.

    Dispatcher call: Gear Grinder

    Taxi David has a regular client that has set up a somewhat lame Go Fund Me

    Thomas talks about some of the red flags that were ignored when his previous employer went bankrupt.

    Dispatcher call: Interesting Happenstance

    Thomas has a long ride with a passenger who has what seems to be a fabulous job.

    Taxi David witnesses a friend get a DUI

    Getting revenge on a Taxi Driver

    Good Show Gene Hackman

    Stay Positive Kids

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    54 分
  • 109 Taxes and Taxis
    2025/04/08

    Thomas's cracked windshield makes him nostalgic over a friend that had passed several years ago.

    Taxi David has a scuff on his car that he will never repair as a symbolic memorial for a friend of his that had passed.

    David is preoccupied at the moment in doing his taxes.

    Dispatcher call #1- Life changing

    Taxi David starts out his career doing things by the book until the payroll officer 'suggests' he do things a bit different

    Thomas learns over time to ask for quality collateral for those passengers who have to 'go get the money'.

    Dispatcher call #2: Oh Shit

    A subordinate of Thomas's nearly loses a finger in an industrial accident.

    Taxi David relates a tale about a coworker who nearly lost his head at the carnival.

    Taxi David has a brake problem, and Thomas talks about field mechanics

    Sox and Cameras/ Taxi David gets hypnotized

    Good Show Roberta Flack

    Stay Positive kids

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    56 分
  • 108 Test Drives
    2025/03/26

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    Taxi David breaks out with an 80's song made famous by the Outfield.

    Thomas explains the extremely inexpensive repair his latest vehicle received.

    Which is better, trying out a new fleet vehicle during the day or night? The debate goes on.

    Taxi David gleans some cash from showing up at an industry party.

    Dispatcher call: Gear Grinder

    Thomas talks about getting trapped by a train on private property

    Taxi David reveals an incident in which a passenger was the recipient of some harassment by drunk thugs.

    Dispatcher call: Oh Shit

    David's potential passenger ends up requiring medical attention.

    Thomas acquires a passenger that was vouched for by another taxi driver (Guess Who)

    Thomas discusses a problem another cab driver brings upon himself with some flirt texting and an eventual extortion attempt.

    Miss Piggy and Dr. Pepper

    Good Show Jules Feiffer

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    45 分
  • 107 Polishing A Turd
    2025/03/19

    Taxi David starts the episode with the song "Stuck On You"

    Thomas talks about picking up a "new" car at the auction

    Taxi David explains how he got distracted by trashy TV

    Dispatcher call: #4 Life Changing

    Thomas discusses a medical issue and the solution his physician suggested.

    Taxi David reveals that it is possible to polish a turd

    The fellas talk about their experiences being homeless

    Dispatcher Call: VETO

    Taxi David admits to giggling in the shower

    Thomas remembers a passenger who was sure that an artist was someone that it wasn't, and explains why he didn't correct her like he normally would.

    Three Elderly ladies on a bus stop bench

    Good Show Peter Yarrow

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    45 分
  • 106 Jets and Groundhogs
    2025/03/12

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    Taxi David talks about the lyrics to a John Denver favorite.

    Thomas speculates that the first winter snow has come pretty late for this area and reminisces about snowfalls back in the Midwest.

    Dispatcher call- #10 Pot Pori

    Thomas discusses a group he witnessed downtown where one member of the posse was trying way to hard to be fun.

    Taxi David puts on his Dr. Ruth cosplay to help a couple of passengers out with their relationships.

    Dispatcher call- #2 Oh Shit

    Thomas recalls an incident where the father of a teenage girl over-reacted to a missed phone call.

    Taxi David interjects with the dilemma of when and when not to call on the police.

    Moses and Jesus on earth

    Good Show John Denver

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    41 分
  • 105 Porn Names
    2025/03/05

    Lets Play patty-cake

    Thomas and Taxi David discuss Porn and Drag names in the greeting

    Dispatcher spin land on number 9 which is gear grinder

    Thomas gripes about people requesting cabs who don't know where they are at.

    Taxi David is saddened by passengers who are unaware of cultural things he grew up with.

    The second call from the Dispatcher lands on Interesting Happenstance

    Taxi David has a nice looking passenger who wants a ride to the store just to show off her outfit

    Thomas has a shapely passenger who seems upset that no moves were made on the trip home

    Midgets and Hookers

    Good show David Lynch

    Stay Positive Kids!!!

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    32 分
  • 104 Inauguration Day
    2025/02/26

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    Taxi David is a little Teapot

    Thomas talks about the difficulty he is experiencing as an older citizen in the job search market.

    Taxi David becomes the target of a talkative restroom user.

    Dispatcher spin #1- Interesting Happenstance

    Taxi David has a passenger confess to hating babies, and explains the context of her frustrations.

    Thomas witnesses a young man interfering with first responders even after he had been warned by officials

    Dispatcher spin #2- Pot Pouri

    Thomas finds that he has inadvertently gotten the cab stuck while collecting a passenger, and reveals how he alleviated the situation

    Taxi David witnesses a homeless man find some treasure.

    Duck Joke

    Good Show Bob Euker

    Stay positive kids!!!!

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    39 分
  • 103 Adoption
    2025/02/19

    Taxi David starts out this episode with another song that Thomas has never heard, which prompts a discussion about what may trigger deep seeded memories and feelings from one's time spent as an infant or fetus.

    The Dispatcher sends the fellas on the GET TO KNOW YOU spot. which is utilized by the hosts to reveal some striking similarities in their upbringing.

    The Dispatcher then guides the boys to the "Interesting Happenstance" slot. This sparks an enthralling expose on their experiences with hotels and hotel staff members.

    a trio of lame jokes

    Good show Sam Moore

    Stay Positive Kids

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    36 分