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-IT IS Throw Back Week... Today we go back to S1-Epi 37

- How a night in Houston during an Effinays show turned into one of our songs "Screwston" Oh what a night/morning !
- Blanco passes out by the elevator... then thinks he missed the show and has been out for hours ! NOPE! he passes out maybe 15 seconds .
- Out of Smokes Spook and "B" get a ride from a girl we met and then get pulled over and contemplate SERIOUSLY about jumping out the car over a bridge and run! Because "B" has a crap load of the Mary Jane and I mean a lot LMAO !
- We all go through a few songs and what they mean or why they were written.
- Breaking down Possium Kingdom by the Toadies to Pinkie
- All this and a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble coming up next!!

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-"Welcome back, you Effin' maniacs, to another wild, unfiltered, and unapologetic episode of The Effin CrunchCrew! Today, we’re diving headfirst into a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble, where nothing—and we mean NOTHING—is off the table.

But that’s not all—we've got a real one for ya in our 'AITA?' segment, where Spook himself admits, YES, he is! What did he do? Is he really the A-hole? You be the judge.

And finally, we’re slowing things down for something meaningful—The Celebration of One’s Life. A deep and real conversation you won’t want to miss!

So grab a drink, roll one up, or just sit your ass down, ‘cause it’s about to get EFFIN' WILD!

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-On today's The Effin' CrunchCrew! We are diving into why Gen X is absolutely the best generation to ever exist. Spook also has been holding onto a grudge, but it's one that's totally worth it. Spook’s experience with a WiFi vendor who made some bold promises and left him hanging after he paid for a full year? Well, karma’s a b**ch, and it came back in the best way possible!

The girls are up to their usual antics, and let’s just say, Blanco might be looking a little red in the face today. And speaking of faces, what’s going down on the Casting Couch with Loca Lisa? Is it Pinkie or TED? Or maybe both? Oh, and don’t forget, we’re asking the important question: Is Pan Blanco secretly part Gen X? And is Klinex tissue paper really as soft as they say?

We’ve got all that and a whole lot more, packed into an Effin' Mumble Jumble that you won’t want to miss! Stay tuned, this is
The Effin' CrunchCrew!

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Just The Gals' and Big Spook talking the SHYTE! ...So much Effin' Mumble Jumble !!

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-So on today’s episode of The EffinCrunchCrew, we are tackling some serious topics—like time travel and what gives a man the right to dictate a woman's control over her own body. Time travel!

When it comes to women’s rights to their own bodies, that’s a heavy subject. It feels like a lot of people have strong opinions on this, but at the end of the day, it’s about empowerment and making sure women have the freedom to make decisions for themselves. Does the crew get into how these issues might relate to today's world, or is it more about reflecting on the past?

And Spook being an altar boy sounds like it might bring an interesting dynamic to the discussion. Does his background add to the conversation on how religious or cultural norms might have shaped these views over time?

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- "On today's episode, Pan Blanco joins us from Houston for a lively chat about his current scene and more. Join Big Spook, Pinkie, and Loca Lisa as they dive into the latest and have some laughs along the way. And poke at Pan Blanco a lot "

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_ Shooting tha Shyte just Blanco & Spook

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- A Latino get-together at the park is like a vibrant celebration of community and culture. The sun is shining, the air is filled with the rich scent of sizzling carne asada, tacos,chicken and grilled corn. Lowriders cruise through the park, their polished chrome wheels glinting under the sun, engines thumping to a beat that’s impossible not to feel. The music is a mix of old-school salsa, hip-hop, and spainish Tejano sounds , blasting from car speakers as friends gather around, laughing, dancing, and catching up.

Families have set up picnic blankets and folding chairs, with kids running around playing . The older generation might be chatting in Spanish, reminiscing, and sharing stories while the younger crowd takes in the moment, making new memories. The grill is sizzling and the sound of clinking beer bottles or cans signals that the good times are rolling.

As the day turns into night, everyone’s getting ready to roll out together to the hottest clubs in town. There's a sense of unity, pride, and joy in every laugh, every beat, and every step taken. It’s not just about the music or the cars; it’s about family, friends, and the celebration of life itself. At least thats how we start the episode but you know us ADD is real ...so Effin'Mumble Jumble is in the mix!!!