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- throw back Thursday check out the craziness if you dare lol !!

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-🎙️ “Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew!”

Oh yeah, we’re talkin’ smack — because we effin’ can! (Just kidding… not kidding.) 😂

Pinkie lets it all hang out at the beach — and let’s just say, somebody got a free show… naughty, naughty Pinkie! 🌴🍑

Meanwhile, Spook & Blanco take us down under — no, not Australia — we’re talkin’ the underground tunnels at work! Shrines, witch covenants, and some straight-up creepy effin’ vibes down there. Who knows what’s lurkin’ in the dark? 👻

All that and a whole Lotta Effin’ Mumble Jumble comin’ your way!
So buckle up, grab your drink, and get ready for the beautiful chaos that is… The Effin’ CrunchCrew! 🍻🔥

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-🎙️ New Episode: “Did I Know You 800 Years Ago?!”

This week on The Effin’ CrunchCrew, we’re diving deep into reincarnation — or as we’re calling it, “Why do I feel like my ex was my ex in five different lifetimes?” 🌀

We get real about how our upbringings shaped our beliefs: from Sunday school to sage burning, everyone’s got a story. Pinkie hits up a PowWow (and maybe, just maybe did some peyote… allegedly 👀🌵). We’re asking the big questions:

• Do you believe you’ve been here before?
• Could your best friend have been your mortal enemy in 1432?
• Are any of us actually our real ages — or are we just 800-year-old souls pretending to like oat milk lattes?

Plus, a whole lot of Effin’ mumble-jumble you didn’t know you needed. Come for the laughs, stay for the “holy sh*t, what if it’s true?” moments.

🔊 Press play. Open your mind. Don’t blame us if you start calling your cat your reincarnated grandma.

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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we dive into some dark and bizarre territory—starting with Miguel Cortez, the so-called “Jeffrey Dahmer of Mexico.” Are serial killers born with evil in their blood, or do life’s twists turn them into monsters? Pinkie jumps in with a jaw-dropping story about a woman selling human tamales (yeah, you read that right—WTF?!). No wonder Spook ain’t touching tamales anymore…

Meanwhile, we gotta ask—Is Pan Blanco out here secretly killing people without Spook? Not fair! 😂

We’ll also flip gears into the unexplained: UFOs and the 1976 case of student pilot Rafael Pacheco Pérez. Will Pinkie ever admit aliens are cool, or nah?

All that madness plus a whole LOTTA Effin’ Mumble Jumble—because you know we don’t hold back.

Warning: freedom of speech, questionable jokes, and love for all inside.

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-“Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew we’re hittin’ that rewind button, baby—it’s THROWBACK THURSDAY! Big Spook and Pan Blanco are in the building, and we’ve got a whole damn show of straight-up EFFIN’ Mumble Jumble. That’s right—no script, no rules, just grown-ass chaos.

Expect random memories, questionable facts, stories that should probably stay buried, and jokes that’ll make HR departments everywhere cry. Who knows what’s about to happen? Hell, even we don’t know.

So grab your drink, loosen your belt, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe regret your life choices along with us. This is Effin’ CrunchCrew Throwback Thursday—where the past comes back to haunt us… usually after a few too many beers & whiskey.”

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-"Poo-Pourri, ADHD, and Fiery Drownings”

Episode: Effin’ Mumble Jumble – Just Spook & Tha Gurls

It’s just Spook & Tha Gurls today! Pinkie and Loca Lisa roll through the randomness while Spook bounces around on full-blown ADHD mode. Topics? Oh, you know… Poo-Pourri bathroom confessions, the secret truth behind who really makes those giant cell phones, and Spook trying to convince Loca Lisa that his vehicle is something special (spoiler: he’s way too excited).

The crew also dives into some deep waters—literally—talking undercurrents, and asking the age-old question: what’s the worst way to go… water or fire?

As always, this episode is nothing but pure Effin’ Mumble Jumble. Buckle up.

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-Spook, Loca Lisa & Pinkie crack open the ultimate mind-bender: Would you really wanna live forever, or is that just a one-way ticket to boredom and madness? We talk the good, the bad, and the ugly of eternal life — then toss Rapamycin into the mix, the so-called “fountain of youth” drug pulled straight outta dirt from Easter Island.

But let’s be real… Spook’s ADD derails the deep talk faster than a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, so expect tangents, trash talk, and plenty of Effin’ Mumble Jumble along the way.

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-Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew
Blanco’s finally covering up that Turkey flag tattoo—what’s he replacing it with? Believe it or not, Gus Gus! Then things get weird when Blanco starts talking “Red Rockets” (gross, bro). Meanwhile, Spook shows off his latest life hack: a portable bidet. He swears it’s a game changer… but Pinkie isn’t so sure once Spook whips it out of his backpack for show-and-tell.

On the food front, mashed potato enchiladas stacked with shredded, sautéed brisket have the crew drooling—straight up mouth bomb. And is Pan Blanco being haunted by his father-in-law and wife’s uncle? The jury’s out, but the Effin’ Mumble Jumble is definitely in.