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Artificial Laziness and Ornament Breeding - Commuter Comedy's Daily Laugh Ride
- 2025/01/03
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Hey there, road warriors and subway surfers! Welcome to Commuter Comedy, your daily dose of laughs while you're stuck in traffic or sardined on the train. I'm your host, Jack, and today's January 3rd, 2025 - still writing the wrong year on everything, am I right?
Speaking of the future, have you seen these new AI personal trainers everyone's talking about? They're supposedly better than human trainers, but mine keeps telling me to do one more rep while it sits there... literally doing nothing. Talk about artificial laziness! At least buy me dinner before you make me sweat that much.
You know what really got me this morning? Those post-holiday storage bins. I spent two hours trying to fit my Christmas decorations into those plastic containers, and it's like a reverse miracle. How does stuff expand? I swear my ornaments are breeding in there. It's like trying to put a thanksgiving dinner back into the grocery bags - physically impossible!
And can we talk about New Year's resolutions? Day three and I'm already seeing people at my gym giving up. This morning, I watched someone walk in, look at the elliptical machine, sigh dramatically, then walk straight to the smoothie bar. I've never related to anything more in my life! At least they got their steps in walking to get that banana blend.
Here's a fun winter observation: why do we pretend we can still use our phones with gloves on? Those special touchscreen gloves are about as accurate as a blindfolded archer. I spent 10 minutes this morning trying to text my boss that I'd be late, and instead sent him a string of emojis that apparently translated to me quitting and moving to Hawaii. Honestly, not the worst mistake I've ever made.
Before I let you get back to your commute, remember: whether you're keeping your resolutions or already planning for 2026, you're doing better than my AI trainer - at least you're actually moving!
Thanks for riding along with Commuter Comedy. Until tomorrow, keep laughing and keep moving, unless you're driving - then please keep your hands at 10 and 2! Thanks for listening!
Speaking of the future, have you seen these new AI personal trainers everyone's talking about? They're supposedly better than human trainers, but mine keeps telling me to do one more rep while it sits there... literally doing nothing. Talk about artificial laziness! At least buy me dinner before you make me sweat that much.
You know what really got me this morning? Those post-holiday storage bins. I spent two hours trying to fit my Christmas decorations into those plastic containers, and it's like a reverse miracle. How does stuff expand? I swear my ornaments are breeding in there. It's like trying to put a thanksgiving dinner back into the grocery bags - physically impossible!
And can we talk about New Year's resolutions? Day three and I'm already seeing people at my gym giving up. This morning, I watched someone walk in, look at the elliptical machine, sigh dramatically, then walk straight to the smoothie bar. I've never related to anything more in my life! At least they got their steps in walking to get that banana blend.
Here's a fun winter observation: why do we pretend we can still use our phones with gloves on? Those special touchscreen gloves are about as accurate as a blindfolded archer. I spent 10 minutes this morning trying to text my boss that I'd be late, and instead sent him a string of emojis that apparently translated to me quitting and moving to Hawaii. Honestly, not the worst mistake I've ever made.
Before I let you get back to your commute, remember: whether you're keeping your resolutions or already planning for 2026, you're doing better than my AI trainer - at least you're actually moving!
Thanks for riding along with Commuter Comedy. Until tomorrow, keep laughing and keep moving, unless you're driving - then please keep your hands at 10 and 2! Thanks for listening!