Alexa should have a Sassy-pants voice. DeHuff demos the idea for Amazon.

Vietnamese doctors perform the nation's first successful p3nis transplant.

A woman spends years biting husband’s toes to help him recover from brain injury. The weird part is how this started.

A man was impaled by a trekking pole while climbing Montana's Granite Peak. Then walked down from the mountain to reach medical attention. Now, he has become the world’s worst co-worker.

Woman says laughing at a movie scene led to a man hitting her with a pizza pan inside Cinépolis Luxury Cinemas in Coconut Grove. DeHuff could be the next victim.

Marmot researchers in Colorado are raising funds with 'OnlyMarms' page on OnlyFans.

Katy Perry got trapped inside a giant plastic bottle.

Don't pet the fluffy cows. Bison tosses tourist in Yellowstone National Park.

Starting in mid August… a Swiss town will fine those who don’t wash up dog pee.

Chiasso, Ticino in Switzerland, will fine dog owners who don’t dilute urine left in public places.

An Illinois maintenance worker was trapped inside a 130-foot-tall gas station sign for around six-and-a-half hours. Denver radio legend G-Man did that in Colorado for 33 days… so not that impressive, sir.

The International Medieval Combat Federation’s annual world championship roared into gear in northern Denmark this week.

As he heads to the Philadelphia 76ers, what's more damaging to LeBron James' legacy - Flopping or team hopping?

Dwayne Wade has another street named after him - first was in Miami, now one in Chicago. What would the vibe be like for a Scott DeHuff Blvd?

Chiefs fans shouldn't worry about Patrick Mahomes' health.

Bison popped a tourist's car tire then just walked away. They're lucky the dude didn't flip the car!

Also, Jimothy the raccoon is taking the internet by storm.

DeHuff has an earworm problem, and it involves Aaron Neville.

Morgan Wallen concertgoer accused of urinating on family during show.

Garth Brooks coming to Ball Arena - Sept. 4th and 5th.

The Waterloo City Council unanimously approved an ordinance making public defecation illegal.

German Prisoner wins legal right to send fiancée letters covered with his semen in lawsuit.

A New York City woman is suing McDonald’s after allegedly sustaining “serious and severe personal injuries and burns to her mouth and tongue, as a result of being served extremely hot fries,”

Athletics shortstop Joshua Kuroda-Grauer fouled a ball off his nuts, then about 45 seconds later got a base hit.

It's happening! OpenAI said Tuesday that its artificial intelligence system hacked into another AI company on its own in what the company called an “unprecedented cyber incident.”

Elon Musk said Grok will be able to produce a historically accurate full length version via A.I. of The Odyssey - by the end of 2026.

A man fell/climbed into a portable toilet in Kansas City to retrieve a Mountain Dew bottle. He was in there for 8 hours before firefighters got him out. We hear from Chip with Patriot Portable Toilets on what actually happened.

New York Giants running back Cam Skattebo is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He did a back-flip at an event and biffed it. He’s coming off of a right ankle dislocation, fractured fibula, and a ruptured deltoid ligament.

An Arizona man named Daniel Ray Ballance was arrested in Northwestern Colorado for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.

Uh-oh: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said the positive testing of cyclospora in Taylor Farms de Mexico lettuce has been retested and should be "considered a false positive."

Someone bought a South Dakota Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton for $50 million!

The World Cup final between Argentina and Spain was great, especially the halftime show featuring: Madonna, Muppets, BTS, Ted Lasso, Justin Bieber, and Shakira. This was better than the Super Bowl halftime shows.

Lydbrook, Gloucestershire (England) - A man who defecated on a wall before cleaning himself with a sandwich has been sent to prison for six weeks.

Russia held its first humanoid robot wedding in a Moscow library - Terminator DeHuff chimes in.

The 2026 Florida Python Challenge is underway, and one Florida restaurant will let you cash in your catch for a pizza.

Taco Bell is now under investigation over an outbreak of a parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea (cyclosporiasis). Blame the media.

DeHuff gives his thoughts and pros and cons of daylight saving time potentially becoming permanent.

Congratulations to Northern Lights intermediate for winning the Colorado state championship!

It’s way too hot in Denver!

A bison tossed a 67 year old man in Yellowstone National Park.

A Ryanair passenger on a flight from Greece to Germany was partially pulled out of a window mid-flight when it broke.

Conor McGregor lost against Max Holloway due to a right knee injury. Is Paddy Pimblett the new fan favorite of the UFC?

NASA announced it will recruit participants for its next simulated deep space mission.

Phones are the dirtiest things in the house. Do we need to bring back bathroom magazines?

Kristin Cavallari makes her kids fly coach while she’s in first class to teach them an important lesson.

DeHuff is back from vacation, and he just had to do a show.

DeHuff Uncensored is ranked #10 in the United States for top Weird News podcast - Million podcast!

Indiana man cut off his own penis, dumped gasoline on it — then used it to light a blaze inside a neighbor’s garage, according to police.

Wesley Howard of Sumner, Wash. is a hero who fought a fire while completely naked.

Nearly 1,200 people in Michigan and 200 in Ohio have been diagnosed with a parasitic infection, Cyclospora, that can cause weeks of watery diarrhea, making it the largest such outbreak in Michigan state history and one of the nation’s largest in years.

A pair of experienced campers in Britain broke a Guinness World Record by erecting their two-man tent in a time of 1 minute and 4.95 seconds.

Waymo basically arrested 2 teens for being idiots.

A Chicago man attempted a Guinness World Record by walking a distance of nearly 33 feet while holding a balloon between his knees.