UFO experience makes me not believe in aliens.

Former male model swears drinking his own urine keeps him healthy.

Woman with the world's longest tongue uses it to play Jenga.

Companies are offering ‘recharge days’ to workers enraged about returning to the office.

Legendary actor Val Kilmer passed away.

The NFL is allowing more throwback uniform games. Should the Denver Broncos go to the old school ‘D’ uniforms, full-time?

Where should the Broncos new stadium be located?

I'm on the road in Phoenix, and the poolside drinks attacked me.
Jessica Simpson drinks snake semen to help her vocal strength.

When it's acceptable to pee in a bottle.

Coworker put superglue in woman's drink.

Dude filled jugs with gallons of urine.

Be careful what you wish for.

Denver, Colorado is a baseball starved city thanks to the Rockies.
How long can we expect Deion Sanders to stay at the University of Colorado?

Shedeur Sanders' attitude has to change once he's drafted.

LeBron James will retire soon, but not as soon as some people want.

Between the Avalanche, Nuggets, and Broncos, who will go deeper in the playoffs?

Deion Sanders signed a 5 year extension with the University of Colorado. The CU Buffs are also adding artificial turf to Folsom Field, and I don’t like it.

Ford executive kept track of employees' metaphor mistakes for the past decade, and they’re hilarious.

Hooters is trying to rebrand itself to avoid bankruptcy. Can they make Hooters more of a family restaurant?

OnlyFans star Annie Knight is still on a mission to bed 500 virgins this year — even though she's now engaged to be married.

University of Maryland says this year's commencement speaker will be Kermit… and just like that, they screwed over the graduating class.

Idaho is banning truck scrotums.

I’m terrible in emergencies, and I almost say horrible jokes during them.

A New Jersey police chief is accused of defecating by desks, and spiking others’ coffee with Viagra.

If you've got a hankering for breast milk…. Frida is selling breast milk flavored ice cream.

Flight passenger says traveler sent $150 over Venmo in swap for aisle seat.

Nikola Jokic got his 30th triple double of the season. How can anyone think he’s not MVP worthy?

MLB opening day is today - The Colorado Rockies still suck.

Listeners ask my thoughts on Donald Trump not liking his portrait at the Colorado state capitol.

FYI - don’t text random people important information - you know, like war plans.

I called out Pat McAfee for him and his staff’s comments on the Colorado State/Maryland travel-gate game.

An Australian couple was banging in the shallows in the Gold Coast in front of onlookers. Then, the man did something straight out of Vegas.

Downtown Denver could be getting a gondola system to help clean up the area.

What states are the friendliest and the not so friendly?

Chili's is opening a ‘Office’ (tv show) themed version of their restaurant in Scranton.

Russell Wilson signs with the Giants… They also signed Jaimies Winston. Who should start?

Shedeur Sanders is off the Giants’ board… hopefully. So Titans, Jets, Steelers, or Raiders will draft him.

A recap of my day of modeling.

A busty March Madness fan gets a $200k offer from porn site to reveal herself.

United Airlines flight to China was diverted to San Francisco after its pilot forgot his passport.

Diamond Tiffany earrings swallowed by a suspected thief are recovered by Florida police.

North Carolina man put on a bear costume to scare off persistent real-life black bear.

DNA testing site - 23 and Me files for bankruptcy. My DNA may get cloned into a subpar soldier for a secret mediocre army.

Aaron Rodgers is still unsigned andI hope the Steelers and Giants move on, and leave Rodgers unsigned.

Travis Hunter and Shedeur Sanders, and the Colorado Buffaloes will host Pro Day on April 4, which will be broadcasted live on NFL Network.

Weird things that freak you out: Owls and water make the cut.

I’m going to a photoshoot.

A woman in her 30s was run over by a vehicle following an argument with a driver about saving an open parking spot in Winnipeg.

FAA: Ice chunk that crashed through Florida roof was not from plane.

Conor McGregor announced he is running for the President of Ireland.

Woman who refused to give up plane seat for crying child - LOST HER JOB BECAUSE OF IT.

Colorado State Rams got hosed in the NCAA Tournament by a non travel call.

Houston head coach, Kelvin Sampson, got upset with how people say Gonzaga.

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