Don’t mess with my beard!

An updated version of Monopoly will replace cash and the banker with a mobile app that handles all of the transactions for you.

McDonald’s to employ AI at 43K locations to speed up service. So the Terminator may serve you fries and a burger one day. Unless I’m reading that wrong.

An article recently published in the Harvard Business Review found that people can experience “meeting hangovers” after finishing an unhelpful meeting.

Nick Ferguson talked about the idea of banning the ‘Tush Push’... The Green Bay Packers proposed the idea to the league in February. Should it be banned?

Bambi is being turned into a horror movie - Bambi: The Reckoning.

Florida man swallows $769K stolen diamond earrings from Tiffany & Co.

Woman made husband be a certified tanner so she could have a fake tan.

A mom is raising two babies - one is real and the other is a doll.

Connery DeHuff talks about women waxing each other.

Reports coming out of the combine are saying that Shedeur Sanders’ stock is falling. Mark Schlereth explains why that’s foolish.

Maxx Crosby wants Aaron Rodgers to come to the Raiders - And as a Denver Broncos fan, I’m fine with that.

John Cena is now a bad guy in the male soap opera, WWE after he beat up Cody Rhodes.

“Loch Ness (Scotland) Monster sighting reported — the first in 2025”.

Bigfoot is still fake.

Well, I may be an Only Fans model.

Scientists created a ‘woolly mouse’ with mammoth traits. Jurassic Park is coming closer to reality.

A company in China has launched a sex doll that has the ability to comfort men if they suffer premature ejaculation.

A 2.5-square-foot plot of grass in Japan has snatched the Guinness World Record for the smallest park ever.

I give you an update on Colorado sports legend, Alfred Williams.

Travis Hunter says what he does in football is more difficult than what Shohei Ohtani does in baseball with the Dodgers. Joel Klatt of FOX Sports explains the facts of this debate.

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An 18-year-old woman is facing charges in Florida after being caught vandalizing the car of her ex-boyfriend's neighbor. She told police she had meant to spray paint her former partner's vehicle but got it wrong.
Single strawberry raises controversy over $19 price tag.
Delta flight attendant tells woman to silence cat — or get off the plane.
Woman named 'Soon Bang' is charged with running New Jersey sex parlor.
The Oscars are lame, except for Conan O’Brien and Adam Sandler.
German soccer player's kid bit a referee's testicle.

I attempted to be MacGyver, but might be closer to MacGruber.

A woman stole an eatery's fancy bathroom sink.

Truck hauling a load of curly fries catches fire on Maine highway.

Humans only make up 38.5% of the internet.

Who'd be the best celebrity to hangout with? Adam Sandler, Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, or Shaq.

The NFL is starting to move on from their old ways, and will be phasing out the chain gang.

Travis Kelce told Pat McAfee that he’s not going to retire this offseason.

Hiker lost in China’s frigid mountains for 10 days survives by eating toothpaste. But did they?

When breaking news goes wrong. Cecil Lammey was told Rob Gronkowski was training to make a NFL comeback, and was eyeing the Denver Broncos. Too bad Ian Rapoport, as well Gronk himself had other thoughts.

Broncos GM, George Paton is looking at some potential running backs while at the NFL Combine.

Trial begins for 3 men accused of stealing golden toilet from Winston Churchill’s birthplace… this happened in 2019!

Dumb advice from a flight attendant.

Alabama police are searching for the owner of a runaway goat.

A Ramen shop owner placed a cash bounty on the heads of customers who left bad reviews: 'I'll deal with you'.

Pokemon fans are bidding thousands on a Charizard-shaped Flamin’ Hot Cheeto.

I responded to TikTok hate after I said Von Miller should only return to the Denver Broncos on a 1-day contract to retire.

What TV shows need a reboot or movie?

Someone is asking to get fired - A.I. generated video of Donald Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet played throughout the HUD building.

When the higher-ups ask you to justify your job - not everyone freaks out.

Mel Kiper of ESPN was talking about where he sees Colorado Buffaloes QB, Shedeur Sanders going in the draft (New York Jets), as well as Travis Hunter (New York Giants). And who he thinks the Denver Broncos should draft with the 20th pick.

Man caught trying to smuggle booger sugar under a wig in Colombia.

Super creepy - Man forced to sit next to corpse for hours after passenger dies on long-haul flight.

Don’t blame the bartender for getting you drunk.

Fake Google reviews - I blame SkyNet.

Thieves used a stolen card to buy a $523,000 lottery ticket. The victim wants to share the winnings.

A woman is so scared of spiders, she sleeps in a tent on her bed.

A lady was arrested for urinating on items at local stores.

TikTokers are dropping heavy objects on feet in viral trend - #droppingthingsonmyfoot

New York Yankees drop ban on beards, 49 years after it was imposed by owner George Steinbrenner. Stephen A. Smith of ESPN reacted.

Sabres broadcaster Rob Ray got hit in the face by a puck during a game.

The NFL combine is this week, and (CU Buffs) Shedeur Sanders will not participate in the combine… he will meet with teams in Indianapolis. Does it matter?