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Hey folks, Marc Ellery here, and if you thought Gandalf was just some dusty wizard who only pops out at times of great narrative convenience, you have not been following the whirlwind of Middle-earth news in the last few days. So, let’s hit you with every story, leak, and digital murmur about the great grey beard himself for this episode of Gandalf Biography Flash.
First, picture me clapping a goblet against the mic, because as of this week, it is officially, unequivocally, almost hilariously confirmed: Gandalf is *back* on the big screen. Sir Ian McKellen himself—a man who’s played more wise mentors than my high school math teacher tried to claim on LinkedIn—told an audience at the For the Love of Fantasy convention that both Gandalf and Frodo will have significant roles in the new film, The Hunt for Gollum. His words, spoken with the kind of wink that says legal probably can’t stop him: “There’s a character in the movie called Frodo, and there’s another character called Gandalf. Apart from that, my lips are sealed.” I’ll bet my second breakfast that’s more than a cameo, folks. This is the first new live-action Lord of the Rings film since 2014’s Hobbit trilogy wrapped, and Andy Serkis, our favorite digital Smeagol, is directing. That’s right, Gollum himself at the helm, which means at minimum we’ll get the weirdest director’s commentary of all time. Peter Jackson is just lurking as a producer, presumably like a Tolkienian Tom Bombadil, singing nonsense and fixing everything we love behind the scenes. According to Entertainment Weekly and AOL, things kick off filming in May, so fingers crossed they let Gandalf keep his pipe on set, or we riot.
Now, if you were online yesterday, you probably saw #GandalfReturns trending on X, complete with memes of Ian McKellen rolling up to New Zealand in a bathrobe “direct from Valinor.” Elijah Wood, the Frodo formerly known as the once and future Hobbit, has signaled on JoBlo and social media that he’s “beyond keen” to come back, referencing jumping into Middle-earth again like it’s a group chat he’s just been waiting to revive. Do not ask me about Legolas and Aragorn yet—Orlando Bloom’s doing the usual cryptic “Who, me?” when it comes to returning, but let’s be real, if anyone can convince him, it’s Middle-earth Twitter and a big enough paycheck.
Not to be outdone, the memes have already started casting their predictions—someone’s currently Photoshopping Gandalf surfing on the back of a CGI eagle over Mordor, which, frankly, is more canon-adjacent than the Hobbit trilogy’s barrel scene.
TLDR: If Gandalf’s long career as everyone’s dad, camp counselor, and cosmic enabler needed a fresh chapter, this is it. Sir Ian’s return isn’t just a fan-service cameo, it’s the return of the core mythos to the big screen. And yes, it’s fictional—but, folks, so are Mondays and my exercise routine.
That is your Gandalf Biography Flash for today. If you want to stay ahead of every wizarding development—and let’s face it, who doesn’t want a little more Gandalf in their life—hit subscribe, never miss an update, and swing by with a search for “Biography Flash” for more almost-too-thorough biographies. Thanks for listening, and remember: when in doubt, always follow your nose… or you know, refresh your news feed.
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