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This one goes off the rails fast.
We start by finding out Money might be a 1/4 Gay? Then butchering the spelling of “reggae,” slide into a rant about terrible cover songs, drift into Christmas movies, DraftKings addictions, basement exile, and somehow end up diagnosing why Heif would absolutely be the first guy on a Springfield swingers block.

In between all the nonsense, there’s some real talk about the holidays, getting older, mental health, and forcing yourself to actually enjoy the season — even if you’re harmonizing alone in the car or hiding from your family in the basement.

Big thanks to everyone who helped with the Sassy Massey toy effort.
And if you want to drop off toys or coats yourself:

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December 12th, 2025 • 4pm–8pm

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We took a month off, and apparently that was enough time for Heif to come back with a tan, a nicotine habit, and a story for every minute he was gone. Mike tries to keep up. He doesn’t.

Happy Halloways is just us catching up — vacations, kids, bad decisions, pool bar physics, and the annual reminder that we should never leave hard drives lying around.

No theme. No structure. Just the two of us talking like we always do.

If you know the show, you’ll get it. If you don’t… this probably won’t help.

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This week on Hoagie Time, Money Mike and Heif Dogg go deep into everything from weight-loss disasters and Wawa milkshakes to rock history and Delco block parties.

They pay tribute to the legendary Pierre Robert, swap wild stories about Phil Collins, John Bonham, and Led Zeppelin

And HT's Uncle. Donald “Duck” Dunn, the iconic bassist from Booker T. & the MGs and The Blues Brothers.

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