S3 E3-53

Call Me By My Name, Mr. Trump

Map makers are scrambling to change the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.

Trump seems frantic to grab and rename. Esteemed MSNBC broadcaster Laurence O'Donnell fears that he has his sights locked on the state sandwiched between Arizona and Texas. States friendlier to him than true blue New Mexico.

That's MY state, my home for the past 17 years and there are a few things you need to know. We're a sanctuary state and our next governor will most likely be the first ever female Native American former Sec'y of the Interior Deb Haaland, from the Laguna Pueblo.

It feels like it's all Looney Tunes out there now. New Mexico has land, lots of land under starry skies above. Plenty of room for you.

S3:E2

Go Directly to Jail

Trump has given Get Out of Jail Free cards to over 1500 felons from the Jan. 6th debacle. Not everyone wanted to leave prison.

Japan has an elderly population crisis where thousands upon thousands of elderly have no support. They have taken to committing crimes such as shoplifting and selling drugs, to get themselves incarcerated. Guaranteeing medical care, meals, activities and companionship.

With the escalating costs of living in Albuquerque as a single old gal, I wonder what crimes could I commit to get fours years of three hots and a cot.

S3:1-51 I Never Saw it Coming

Few of us survived last year unscathed. I have PTSD from the election results AND I got caught up in a hybrid scam I knew nothing about. I never saw it coming. The celebrity romance scam.

You’ll see the red flags faster than I did.

Santa owes me big time!