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With a carrot accidently lodged in its back cooling passage, BOMT stumbled upon Planet Asparagusto 1, the most asparagus-centric society in the multiverse, an entire civilization rooted in (no pun intended) asparagus.

On a planet with no intrinsically valuable materials and where nothing valuable, such as gold, exists, the planet’s currency is (and this doesn’t take a psychic to guess): asparagus. Workers toil in the vast asparagus mines (which in reality is just a field but saying ‘workers toil in the vast asparagus fields pulling asparagus out by the roots and take it down to the market’ doesn't sound very impressive).

It is a precarious financial system. On a hot day, if refrigeration fails or if a rat gets into the refrigerated safe, a billionaire can be wiped out.

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