LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' LITTLE DUDES! IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR VITAMINS, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, 'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, BROTHER!

Paul, Justin, and John-Clarke welcome special guest, Zach Overbay to review some of Hulk Hogan's best... attempts at being a Hollywood star. Merry Christmas!

Dashing through the Mall of America, one brave (and quite neglectful) father takes to the streets of Minneapolis to find a Turbo Man action figure for his son. Paul, Justin, and John-Clarke critique the exploits of Arnold Schwarzenegger while eating numerous cookies.

Music Credit: Tonight I'm Yours - Kaazoom

Almost a year has passed since the Reel Takes crew watched Die Hard, the movie that sits at the pinnacle of all (action) Christmas movies. This year, John-Clarke, Paul, and Justin take on more Twinkies and terrorists for their review of Die Hard 2.

Audio Credit: Creepy Bell - IdoBerg

'Tis the season to get reel-y drunk on holiday spirit... and moonshine soaked cherries. Justin, Paul, and John-Clarke talk about upcoming films and TV, feet, and Christmas traditions.

Music Credit: Annihilation - NickPanek

November 21st, 2025

Johnson City has been under martial law for two weeks. The absence of a Reel Takes review has left the city streets to the common criminal and citizens everywhere have turned back to their true crime podcast of choice. Justin, Paul, and John-Clarke step forth from the shadows to uphold the need for unprovoked belching and nonsense.

Happy Halloween! This episode, John-Clarke, Justin and Paul have shocking opinions about Dr. Pepper, pimp-fashion, and the freakish feminine features of Frankenhooker!

Music by AudioCoffee: https://www.audiocoffee.net/

The Necronomicon Ex Mortis... roughly translated... The Book of The Dead. Justin, Paul, and John-Clarke face the summoned evils with laughter and admiration of Sam Rami.

Never before attempted, John-Clarke, Paul, and Justin will critique their own horror films in light of the recent Highlands Horrorfest. Awarding Paul with quite a laurel, the film fanatics discuss the highlights of the festival as well as their previous works.

To view their works, check the links below!

Fragments: https://youtu.be/BLxDg0yfqUE?si=LKeZRhtpTZsE86Pt

Creeping Death: https://youtu.be/gUJXHqy7sXM?si=BejxiteoNGQTVZ42

Morphing Madness: https://youtu.be/PFu-OGL0BuY?si=grnU9Q3g4FyML5wu