(#prisonbreakforcover)

While Amanda B. is off re-hiding the Holy Grail because we've proven we can't have nice things, Rony J. (@ronyphat) and producer Josh N. (@theincomparablejosh) reveal the greatest unknown revolution in (Latin, but also normal) American history with WAR AGAINST ALL PUERTO RICANS. What's in the secret warehouse behind the barbershop toilet? Well, guns, obviously. And...

OMG THE PIPES. THE BUTTERY, BUTTERY PIPES. It's like an audio version of a dish by... some chef who's well known for using lots a butter, idk if there's ever been one.
Communism? GET THEM.
Aloha, ohana! Sorry for the reminder.
Josh uses the world "excelsior" 100% seriously.
Men don't cry, they shed tears.
A little something for the #2A crowd!
Wait for the brownsploitation version of this book.
Puerto Ricans in 1955 = millennials?
J. Edgar Hoover = got his own movie, played by DiCaprio; Albizu Campos = ???
And one tiny insignificant question.

We're not players. We just engage in close readings of crackling text a lot.
MISS US?

RUTHER FEEDING:
waragainstallpuertoricans.com because of course there's a website.
Riots vs. Civil Unrest vs. Insurrection - JORDAN HARBINGER SHOW #314, 64:35
"The Curious Constitution of Puerto Rico", by Nelson A. Denis, HARVARD POLITICAL REVIEW, Winter 1977, p. 21-24

Josh: Tw - @saintgenesius // IG: @theincomparablejosh
Rony: Tw - @idontreadthis // IG: @ronyphat