All right, witches. Get out your rabbit's feet and horoscopes and tarot cards and weird rocks to protect yourself from the self-congratulatory Christian evangelism porn that is the Adventures in Odyssey IT BEGAN WITH A RABBIT'S FOOT. Eugene and Katrina's relationship is heating up, but Katrina's relationship with Jesus is just beginning, and Eugene is pissed about it. So are we, tbh. But hey, weirdly, this eppy passes the Bechdel test.

Discussion topics include:

-Rabbit’s foot fetishes

-Identical twins with different fathers

-The KKK

-Bad Girls of the Bible

-The Lifehouse skit

'Ello, guvnah! We're back for anuvvah jaunt down to Odyssey, innit? And wot's this, then? A cheeky little dive into the luvvy-dovey shenanigans of Eugene an' Katrina, eh? Cor blimey, as if I wouldn't 'ave guessed, this 'ere episode, NATURALLY I ASSUMED, demands us to whip out our (spot-on, 100% bang-on proper) British accents, don' it now? 'Ave a butcher's at that!

Other bits wot we’ll be bangin’ on about include...

-Gay sex fluids

-Taking people at their word: yea or nay?

-Unfunny day-to-day calendars

-Jane Austen’s contrived vagueness

-Know-it-all girlies

-Gift-giving early in a relationship

-Grieving TikTok

-Reading long books to make someone fall in love with you

-Birthing hips

-Parsnip loves abortions

-The Commonwealth of Nations

-Percy’s Charm School

LOVE AND LUST ARE IN THE AIR! That’s right, we’re starting the Eugene and Katrina story arc today, and it’s more erotic than you remember. Or at least our interpretation of it is. Join us for Adventures in Odyssey’s “Truth, Trivia, and ‘Trina!”

Discussion topics include:

-Orca audiobook high walk

-What we considered strong language in our evangelical childhood homes

-Where do we rank library girls?

-Are all library boys gay?

-The war on men

-Johnny Appleseed

-Virginity Rocks t-shirts

-Bart Rathbone’s super PAC

-Eye color

-The German Revolutions of 1848

-The Mexican-American War

-Albums we stole from church

We'd like to dedicate this episode to the gooner bros, because this week we're talking about Adventures in Odyssey's THE TWILIFE ZONE. Our good buddy Phil Lollar wanted this episode to be about drugs, but he made it completely about goonin' with your best pals, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Not only are we going to talk about this absurd eppy about choking the chicken, but Parsnip and Pigeon are going to talk shit on a girl they went to Christian school with while Percy makes a lot of penis jokes. Like, a lot of penis jokes.

Other discussion topics include:

-2W1C genital update

-Pigeon goes AMAB, scares everyone

-Parsnip favorite fun fact about Percy's feet

-2025: The Year of Hatred

-Percy's Bible vocab word of the day!

-The Rumor Weed (not that weed)

-Every young woman’s battle (according to Parsnip)

-Barefoot shoes and the kinky boys who love them

-Demanding toys

-Exvangelical eastern religion flirtations

Get out your longjohns and warm socks, because we’re going skiing whether you like it or not. We’re going on a ski vacation with the Barclay family, AND LOOK OUT BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING TO COME ACROSS SOME HOTTIES ON THE SLOPES. Also, the level to which each of us enjoyed this episode seems to relate directly to our relationships with our families, so that’s fun. Try it on yourself!

Discussion topics include:

-Extreme Days (2002)

-Orcas vs. great white sharks

-Commercial jingles

-Punctuation

-Other stuff I didn’t note

As a special Christmas treat or perhaps an additional chore, here's a bunch of our deleted scenes over the past few months. You know, stuff that was just TOO GOOD (obviously) to go in the regular poddy.

Merry Christmas, bitches! Join us for the official 2 Whits 1 Cup drinking game as we talk about an Adventures in Odyssey episode we all loved: A CHRISTMAS CONUNDRUM! Our girl Kathy Buchanan was FEELING. HER. SELF. as she wrote this one, and we love her for it. Oh, and if you decide to play the drinking game … look out.

Discussion topics include:

-Baby’s first Harlow Doyle, Private-I reference

-Erewhon

-A plane crash

-A bonus plane crash

-What do men do?

-Let Whit die!

-Aladdin’s Castle

-Tom’s big-dicked dog

-#NoAnalDecember

-Infinity scarves

This episode is brought to you by Covenant Eyes and XHamster, and it’s time for us to take a break after we fought so valiantly in the war on Christmas last week. That’s why we’re talking about PEACE ON EARTH, the story of John Avery Whittaker avoiding self-improvement by forcing himself on people he doesn’t think celebrate Christmas according to his standard.

Discussion topics include:

-Christian school humility

-9/11

-It’s a Wonderful Life

-Gay Christmas song parodies

-Whit’s coke habit

-What about Tommy time?

-Bear Jesus

-Hand sanitizer

-A Christmas madlib

-Christmas with the Kranks