We are definitely in the weirdest version of our world. And here are the news stories that prove that.

Welcome in to "We're in the Wildest Timeline". This series started out as a quick little TikTok series where I shared the wildest actual recent news headlines, but that wasn't enough! Often times, the stories behind the headlines were even crazier than a simple headline could let on!

I'm Bri (@bribri_is_wheezy) and here's this podcast episode containing a whole lot of wild stories to share from mid to late April 2023. From the destruction of "the Champagne of Beers" to people putting fetal urine in their eyes, we're going to dive into it all this week!

Stories featured in this episode:

- Texas man bragged about stealing money from cartel. Now he’s missing

- Ohio man used more than $300K in taxpayer money for wildebeest, hot tubs, roadside zoo

- The FDA would like to remind you not to put amniotic fluid in your eyes

- Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner is now sober

- Florida residents freak out as they mistake Taylor Swift concert lights for a UFO

- Belgian authorities destroyed 2,352 cans of American beer advertised as “The Champagne of Beers” because it is not, in fact, Champagne

- Moscow: Pensioner fined for calling Zelensky “beautiful young man with good sense of humor”

- DoorDash asks driver's wife to complete order after he is rushed to ER

- AI is taking the jobs of Kenyans who write essays for U.S. college students

- The White House grounds are safe after a toddler breached the fence

(If you are coming from TikTok, this episode corresponds with the headlines in ep. 72 in the "We're in the Wildest Timeline series on @bribri_is_wheezy's page.)

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