At Rick's Cabaret for Toys-4-Tatas, we played strip club bingo, and we were surprised not to see any armed forces members in uniform, as we had in years past.

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Originally Aired November 22, 2024: Toys-4-TaTas 2024. Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an exotic snake brothel.

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Today, we were joined by Dr. Andrea, who's a veterinarian from Gehrman Animal Hospital in Minnetonka. The brother and sisterhood ask her questions, and they find out what you shouldn't name your dog.

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Originally Aired November 21, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. KFC for Christmas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holiday family violence.

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Triathlete Taylor Knibb was coming up to the finish line when she turned to the cameraman and said not to film her butt, because she just crapped herself. Thankfully, the cameraman listened. Knibb shouldn't be too ashamed because, she still won the race!

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Originally Aired November 20, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. GladiaDORKS! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the lily pad.

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The Pop-Tarts Bowl is coming back for another year in college football. Last year, the bowl game featured a Pop-Tarts mascot and the MVP of the game then ate it. This year, there are three flavors to choose from.

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Originally Aired November 19, 2024: The return of KARE 11's Janel Klein. Significant others wiener milage? Everything you've ever wanted to know about baked bean-flavored pop-tarts.

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