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  • Happy New Year! BitchSplaining is still here!

    Happy New Year! BitchSplaining is still here!
    2024/01/01

    This week, after Kelly gives Ang a painful wake up call about her potential/future sex life, they talk, AGAIN, about twin flames. Listen y’all don’t know shit about soul mates and twin flames. You gotta stop with your bullshit.

    Everyone wants real love. Think twice before you try to manifest a TF!

    Then we talk about jealous/flirty PARENTS! The horror!

    More problems solved for humanity. You’re welcome.

    Let’s tiptoe into 2024 and not touch anything. 🖤

    BUY A SWEATSHIRT. I make like $3 on it, its just for fun.

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    We would love it if you'd share this podcast with your favorite bitch

    Or if you've got $5, go to ⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠⁠

    And just sign up, even if you don’t care about astrology! 🖤


    Thanks!!


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    1 時間 12 分
  • What to expect when you're expecting your mother

    What to expect when you're expecting your mother
    2023/11/20

    finally these bitches recorded!

    So much laughing in this ep

    butt stuff

    made up podcast names (maybe)

    I mean...I had you at butt stuff, right? Perv.

    sharp subject change: trigger warning Dash around 45 minutes. We discuss school shootings and there’s mention of suicide.


    BUY A SWEATSHIRT. I make like $3 on it, its just for fun.

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    We would love it if you'd share this podcast with your favorite bitch

    Or if you're able, you can click the "support this podcast" button on the anchor.fm/bitchstory home page, OR go to ⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠⁠ Thanks!!


    Email us: ⁠⁠heybitches@bitchstory.net ⁠⁠

    Podcasts: ⁠⁠Bitchstory⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Bitchscopes⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Bitchsplaining⁠⁠

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    1 時間 17 分
  • Bedlam, balance, BMI, and the dangers of being “The Best”

    Bedlam, balance, BMI, and the dangers of being “The Best”
    2023/08/30
    Well as usual we are solving all the problems this week. We talk mercury retrograde, medical advocacy, being a good patient, and why you want to be the dumbest person in your family. I referenced this podcast in this episode: You're Wrong About: The Obesity Epidemic this episode did stir up a lot of dust in discussion groups online, which I think just highlights the fact that people still think fatness is the worst thing in the universe that you can be. His stats are interesting, although not cited and phrased like a skilled statistician. But what this episode does well is point out how the medical *INDUSTRY* sort of created it's own point of fixation and hatred, and that the American lifestyle and poverty cycle, and lack of health care, and ongoing fat bias, only make things worse. Diets don't work. If you're a young person listening to this and you're already on the diet roller coaster, please get off! the 20 pounds you think you need to lose are going to put you on a lifetime obsession with it and that 20 pounds will eventually be 100 and you'll have diabetes not because you're fat, but because of the weight cycling. Just love yourself and your 20 pounds and go live a beautiful life!!! aaaaanyway.... Please consider Supporting our work: ⁠Anchor.fm/bitchsplaining2 ⁠(click the support button) ⁠Patreon.com/Houseofbleep⁠ (at the $5 & $10/mo levels you get weekly BitchScopes horoscopes.) Questions and whatever: Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Website: ⁠thebitchwhisperer.me⁠ Instagram Instagram: @bitchstory.pod @kellymcbitch THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! we fucking love you and you’re gorgeous!
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    1 時間 23 分
  • Fatsplaining

    Fatsplaining
    2023/08/09
    In this ep we go AWF about medical fat bias, the diet industry, menopause, and Lizzo.
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    1 時間 9 分
  • Splainin Proof of life

    Splainin Proof of life
    2023/07/07
    A mini bitch sesh explaining where TF we’ve been
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    6 分
  • Behind every strong woman is another strong woman

    Behind every strong woman is another strong woman
    2023/06/03
    Podcasting without a net. This week we cover a menagerie of topics from Kelly wanting to quit everything to astrology to the inner workings of our friendship. Join us as we solve ALL the problems!!
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    1 時間 10 分
  • Bitchsplaining social media - "Get Real!" (read these show notes!)

    Bitchsplaining social media - "Get Real!" (read these show notes!)
    2023/05/21

    Let's go down memory lane to the days when social media was a brand new concept. Remember My Space? We barely do. But we will discuss how we had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to get to a modem to dial in to our AOL account to create our Geocities pages with real HTML, and then talk about what social media has become - the good, the bad, and the ugly.

    Is anything real?

    We play a new game called "Oh for the Love!" where we share our exasperating moments from life this week. Wanna share yours? Email us at "bsplaining@gmail.com"

    The really great news is that Ang sounds like a podcaster now, and not like she's trapped in a bathroom. AND...we have sound effects!

    Enjoy!

    Oh and also, have you hugged a bitch today?

    ⁠https://www.mindfulmazing.com/how-many-hugs-do-you-need-a-day/⁠


    How to get your dopamine (pleasure, satisfaction, motivation) from something other than social media:

    1) our podcasts (obvs!)

    2) music

    3) hobby

    4) small adventures

    5) complete small tasks

    6) dance


    Get your serotonin (happiness and mood)

    1) our podcasts

    2) sunshine

    3) exercise

    4) gratitude!

    5) therapy

    6) aromatherapy


    Oxytocin (love, empathy, safety)

    1) love us

    2) hug!!!!

    3) speak kindly to yourself

    4) pet snugs

    5) massage


    Endorphins (stress and pain relief)

    1) not sure we can help you here

    2) accupuncture

    3) laughter!!

    4) exercise

    5) hot bath


    Other stuff we bitchsplained - The Vibration of Emotions:

    1. Joy/Appreciation/Empowered/Freedom/Love.

    2 . Passion

    3 . Enthusiasm/Eagerness/Happiness.

    4 . Positive Expectation/Belief

    5 . Optimism.

    6 . Hopefulness.

    7 . Contentment

    8 . Boredom (Neutral, turning point).

    9 . Pessimism.

    10. Frustration/Irritation/Impatience.

    11. Overwhelmed.

    12. Disappointment.

    13. Doubt.

    14. Worry.

    15. Blame.

    16. Discouragement.

    17. Anger.

    18. Revenge

    19. Hatred/Rage

    20. Jealousy.

    21. Insecurity/Guilt/Unworthiness.

    22. Fear/Grief/Depression/Despair/Powerlessness



    Check out our Patreon at ⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠⁠
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    1 時間 9 分
  • “Are we there yet?” - BitchSplaining the concept of "Enough"

    “Are we there yet?” - BitchSplaining the concept of "Enough"
    2023/05/09

    hey, check out this link where we have not just “BitchSplaining” but also other rad & bitchy podcasts! Please follow and subscribe! https://open.spotify.com/show/4VETkXsBanAhUTXyV2Iu0a?si=kt8d8petQkS4x1zT-1xxcA


    This week Kelly and Ang talk about when is it "enough"? When do we have enough money, when do we have enough botox, when have we given enough...? Angela's mic situation is much improved but Kelly made a bunch of noise with paper. It'a annoying, sorry. I'll tell the producer to get their shit together...oh wait, that's me. WE NEED A PRODUCER! Anyway, have a bitchy week and know...YOU ARE ENOUGH!!!
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    1 時間 15 分