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Welcome one and all to our ACTION MOVIES OF THE 80s theme! Today we’re talkin’ the seminal action film, Aliens, the perhaps divisive follow-up to the beloved Alien. Andy watched both movies back-to-back even though he didn’t have to, Ethan’s got a lot of thoughts about Bill Paxton’s Private Hudson, and even more UFO talk! What a time to be alive!

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The boys are closing down their COLD FEAR month with 30 Days of Night, a movie that is definitely not as good as The Thing, but is still a fun watch. Vampires in Alaska? Why not! Also, Ethan talks about his time at Best Friend Forever Fest, Andy treated himself to sushi, and more UFO talk!

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Welcome to scary town, population Ethan and Andy! We're kicking off the scariest month of the year and our COLD FEAR theme with an absolute banger, 1982's The Thing. If you haven't seen this movie, stop reading this and go watch it. Seriously. Did you watch it? Good, now listen to our episode!

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IS THAT YOU, SANT-Y CLAUS???? Christmas in July? More like Christmas all year round, baby! That's right, Commies, we're headin' to Finland -- the land of reindeer! And also the home our movie today, Sisu! What a way to end our ARMY OF ONE theme. This is a movie about a guy that looks a lot like if Santa Claus was a navy seal and made a series of really bad choices and now he has to work his way back to the north pole. And if Santa Claus was really good at murdering Nazis with a pickaxe... you never know!

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We're back, baby! Ethan is fully rested, and Andy has a new catch phrase, so Santa's favorite helpers are ready to freakin' rip, and what a movie to make their return! Today we are discussing 1985's Commando, which was indirect influence to the name of this podcast! What a life!

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Welcome one and all to Watch What Happens Live! Wait, wrong show -- sorry, Andy Cohen. Let's try again.

We're doing things a little bit differently at Commando Prompt Media Corp Inc TM. Yes, we're watching Sharknado, but it's not business as usual. Since this is a silly movie, we decided to not do our usual routine of dissecting and earnest discussion, but instead watch the movie live with all of you! It's like a DVD commentary, except instead of Ben Affleck telling you why the plot of Armageddon is ridiculous, it's Ethan, Andy, and special guest Laura Willard keeping you company and talking over a truly bizarre movie.

The audio is rough, raw, and real, but we're excited to try this format out. If folks like it, we'll do it again!

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**ALSO THERE ARE SOME STORY SPOILERS FOR THE NEW MOVIE LONG LEGS IN HERE THAT ETHAN DID HIS BEST TO BLEEP OUT BUT HE MIGHT HAVE MISSED SOME SO BEWARE**

This movie freakin' rocks! Our baby boy, Andy, is back in the saddle, and both Ethan and Andy have a lot to say about Snowpiercer. The boys talk shop about how much capitalism sucks, how the tech industry is being torn asunder, class structure, and our dying planet. Strap the hell in, folks.

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Buckle up and burn one down because daddy Snake Plissken is comin' to town! We got a great episode today for you, folks. Ethan's son, Andy Hollinger, couldn't make it on to this episode because he's busy being cool as hell, but that's okay because Ethan's grandson, Andrew Weigel, is filling in. The boys are back in town and they got a whole heck of a lot to say about this absolute barn burner of a film.