The Coolest Geek Alive - CHRISTMAS MESSAGE! :)

Rumors have been flying all week after the announcement that Sony would end its Spider-Man-less Live Action Spider-Man Universe that Sony is considering SELLING their stake in Spider-man back to Marvel, but is that a good idea? Up until now out of six films, including three Tom Hardy Venom outings and three strikeouts in "Morbius", "Madame Web" and their most recent BOMB "Kraven", only ONE of those films can be argued a great success, and the rest, well. The Coolest Geek Alive, Jesse Blaze Snider has plenty to say about it all. FEATURED MUSIC: D.I.L.F. USA - "We Gave An Alligator Mushrooms"

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Guy Ritchie, what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your funny, fast-paced, WW2 action epic were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

A string of box office bombs are all wired up and ready to be detonated by the Walt Disney Company early next year, including, MUFFASA, CAPTAIN AMERICA 4, and SNOW WHITE! This is following a string of box office disappointments for Disney coupled with sagging attendance at their parks, poor sales of their merch and terrible ratings for Disney Plus programs the STOCK in the Walt Disney Company has become rather volatile.

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Are we being set up for the colossal crumbling of the biggest entertainment company on the planet?! The Coolest Geek Alive & total Disney Nerd, Jesse Blaze Snider seems to think so. New Quote: "SNOW WHITE...the one that ENDED it ALL." =( The Coolest Geek Alive

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about "This Is Spinal Tap” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s "This Is Spinal Tap”, for rock 'n' roll & heavy metal getting the lampooning that they so justly deserved for so long! And even if the film is already beloved by millions all over the world – and "This Is Spinal Tap” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

Avengers: Earth Mightiest Heroes" is gonna go down as one of the greatest animated series ever made & one of the most egregious cancelations of ALL-TIME! The show "Avengers: Assemble" that replaced it has none of its charm, a terrible ascetic & honestly can't do ANYTHING RIGHT when A: EMH seems unable to do ANYTHING WRONG! Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive breaks down why that is...they're BASED on the GOD D@MN#D #UCK!NG SOURCE MATERIAL!!!! Sound it out with us and enunciate with your lips, "SORE-SAH...MAT-EAR-REE-ALL!" Um, say it don't spray it, maim. Enjoy.

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Tom Cruise, what you've just helped create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your funny, fast-paced, psi-fi Ground Hog's Day, action opus were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

Trey Parker & Matt Stone have been working as a team now for well over THIRTY YEARS and BOY does it SHOW in their INCREDIBLE WORK! Not just funny, but well conceived & written for the audience to enjoy. Trey & Matt are a very rare breed in "modern day" Hollywood and the unique position they've put themselves into has allowed them to carve out a place in comedy & cultural commentary that is UNMATCHED and seemingly UNBREAKABLE no matter what power cancel culture seems to hold, South Park and Matt & Trey remain un-cancelable and the world is BETTER for it. Join Jesse Blaze Snider the Coolest Geek Alive on a deep dive into the work of his favorite creative duo, Trey Parker & Matt Stone!