I **FINALLY** got my colonoscopy results and wanted to share the details with you, including the ridiculous experience at the doctor's office to learn the news.
Also, updates on Christmas decorating and my last week as a 48 year old.

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Well, it was bound to happen...I finally paid my first visit to the plastic surgeon today. It's not what you think, but I'll tell you all about it. Also, last night we had some trick-or-treaters kick our front door in!

Let's talk colonoscopies. Yes, THAT. It's an important topic, particularly for the age group of people who follow me. But (butt?), it's also hilarious if you really think about it! I had mine yesterday, and boy howdy, do I have some observations. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll definitely say "oh, Cooper, TMI" at least a few times.

We went to a party over the weekend and someone I never expected to watch my social knew all the details. Todd was impressed that I have a fan!

Y'all, it's October! Event season is back!

I ran to Target earlier today with Claire (on her last day of Fall break). Two outcomes: It was not cheap, and I'm obviously a sucker. Also, if you have tickets to P!nk tonight and haven't already heard the news...yikes. I'll share my similar story.

Yesterday was a challenge -- by about 8 a.m., I was already ready to read people to filth, Julia Sugarbaker-style. But today's been a better day!

Y'all, I earned my "parent of the year" badge this weekend...if being parent of the year means blaming your kid for years that something was their fault only to discover it was really my own. Also, I'm experiencing a full-on vaccine hangover. It's just like a regular hangover, except you get all the nausea but none of the fun beforehand!