Lost and afraid in a great big jungle? Hah, have no fear the animal experts are here! This week on the Couch Kids you’re gonna want to dust off that ol’ safari hat as the boys drop some mad mammal facts, discuss the intricacies of taking criticism, and dig into some follow up comments on girly-pop! So grab a seat and pop in your fave pod - it’s another roaring good episode of the Couch Kids! (All criticism of this description will be thrown in the trash— I mean taken very seriously!)

It's not about the money, the stars, or the fame, it's about... how you frame it. Open up your investment portfolios cause Ari and Sammie are taking a deep dive into financial success in the world of Mario Party. Oh, and Andrew's there too.

This week, the Couch Kids are bringing the BOOM! The boys talk about their crossover with the Costco guys and The Rizzler. So heat up your chicken bakes and whip up some double chunk chocolate - you're not gonna want to miss it.

Is that the sound of a broken home echoing through the speakers? Maybe it’s the sound of Colton actually breaking bones as he falls out of his home? Oh, no - it’s just two dudes screaming on the couch again during another feisty episode of The Couch Kids! This week the boys dial up the heat as they throw down on some 10K channel goals, Colton talks the glory of his old water polo days, and the Q of the Week shouts out some other awesome YouTube channels! I hope this podcast passes the safety test because we are about to CRASH OUT!

These boys may not have a license to kill (or the license to 007, like a certain billionaire) - but on this humble couch, they’ve got a license to THRILL with another compelling podcast coming your way! This week we talk tarot readings, the storied history of the 007 franchise, and hit you with everyone’s favorite segment: ARI’S GAME CORNER! So grab your cards, controllers, or Walther PPK pistol! Well maybe don’t grab that last one, IT’S TIME FOR COUCH KIDS!

Be you floodborn, stormborn, or waifuborn - the signals are up and running, foils packs are ready to rip, wallets are empty, and the mics are as hot as our passion for collecting! This week on the couch we are rippin’ Lorcana packs, talkin’ Kronk’s Pregnant Wife, Colton dodges more inquiries into Zenless Zone Zero (a perfectly normal gatcha game with zero ulterior motives), and our Q of the Week hits the nostalgia bone going back to Fast Food toys! If you fancy yourself a collector (or awoogamaxxer) this one’s for you!

The ding of your notifications stirs you from your nightmares! Is it Count Orlok in your DMs or just another Couch Kids Podcast?! What if we told you… it was BOTH! That’s right, couch potatoes beware we’ve got a very special Valentine’s live action episode for you this week with none other than the heartthrob himself Count Orcoc— I mean, Orlock! Love, blood, and decrepit hog are in the air as the boys chat big on our friends at San Jose State, weather the storm of a HEADLINE HURRICANE, and Andrew’s new obsession: LORCANA! So perk up (not you Count Orlock) because you’re sure to savor this pod to the last drop!

Huh? Is that the familiar sound of a Volkswagen Jetta horn encroaching us at incredibly high speeds?! Uhh YEAH that must mean it’s another fantastic Couch Kids Monday with special guest Sammie! Whoa, while dodging debris we’ll be recovering the lost chapters of their New Years Eve Party, putting Sammie’s car key antics on trial, establishing some New Years Goals vs Resolutions, and discuss the “finer” points of American culture that our neighbors might not grasp! So if your hurtin’ plug that heart monitor in because this episode is sure to keep a pulse! (Unless you’re Ari…)