Jump into the chaos with Alison and Cassie as they plan their next wellness adventure - freezing their bodies in a cryotherapy chamber because apparently that's what passes for self-care these days. While Cassie's ready to embrace the ice, Alison's questioning her life choices and wondering if being a human popsicle is really the path to enlightenment.

Between planning their deep freeze, they dive into dating disasters including Alison's legendary first date that ended with a broken ankle, her date driving off, and proving chivalry isn't just dead - it never even showed up to the party. Meanwhile, Cassie reveals her complete lack of dating history because apparently when you meet your soulmate at 17, you skip the whole "learning how not to date" phase.

The conversation spirals into their Canadian vs American throwdown, where we learn Canadian schools don't care about sports and Americans will literally hold their kids back a grade just to dominate middle school football. Plus, find out why watching Rescue 911 in the 90s basically guaranteed childhood trauma, how their parents' creative lies shaped their adult fears, and why Tucker Carlson made an unexpected appearance in their "Hall Pass" list (Cassie has some explaining to do).

From colonic confusion to cryo-chambers, these two prove once again that no topic is off limits - especially when there's a chance to turn it into a laugh. And yes, they eventually explain what "Daddy Chill" means, but you'll have to listen to understand why it became the quote of the day.

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