Sick beats

Tech tips

Hear Johnny **Pitch** an idea to Joel and Tony to keep us entertained during the lockout

A Google How To first

Johnny teases the number of the day and never delivers

Tony is the Limerick King

We quickly review the last couple months of personnel moves, Johnny doesn't remember a lot.

Tony gets us hyped for our own Rural Juror, Michael Brdar

Joel is NOT excited about future Padres LF Jorge Alfaro

We bow to the altar of future future Padres LF Willians Astudillo

We pontificate on when the MLB season might resume

We wonder why Rob Manfred hates fun, friendship, and family

Fatherly Advice - we're talking cutting boards, bathtub jungle juice, the brilliance of the library

Tony and Johnny are back to freak about the freefall, place blame, and ask "Is Adam Frazier Extra Short?", before offering some Fatherly Advice for your health.

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MLB's Trade Deadline is a scant six days away, and AJ Preller has shot his first arrow across the bow, taking booty from the Pirates. As you might expect, this was recorded before the Adam Frazier deal, but suffice to say the group chat was unanimously in support of the move despite losing the best name in baseball. Alas, we move on, and in this episode of Dad's Talking Dads, Joel, and Johnny discuss the generational greatness that is Fernando Tatis Jr, before Tony joins to take a look at potential moves to improve the team. We finish, as always, with some very helpful Fatherly Advice. 

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The Dads are back to play a little Start, Sit Bench. Topics include:

The Stars 

The Scrubs 

The Prospects 

The Grittiest 

The Tittiest 

Metal Bands 

Joel shares an Xavier Nady story

Johnny makes the case for Goodell as MLB Commissioner

We plot Tony's demise

I break Joel's heart

Fatherly Advice: Joel - Listen to a band's discography chronologically. Johnny - Buy a floppy hat

Johnny and Tony take a look at the positives, negatives, and question marks of the team after one month of play. 

Fatherly Advice

Johnny: Get vaxxed

Tony: Manchester Orchestra

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Joe Musgrove threw the first no-hitter in Padres franchise history, have you heard? 

How did he do it? We dig into his pitch arsenal and some of the stats from the night. 

Victor Caratini - Co-MVP? 

Is Luis Campusano the odd man out in the catcher rotation? 

Dinenson Lamet threw a sim game and may return next weekend - how should the Padres use him when he returns? 

Fernando Tatis Jr. doesn't need surgery...for now... 

Johnny brings us back down to earth with some worst case scenarios. 

Fatherly Advice

Johnny - Pizza Port Chronic Ale 

Joel - Influencers in the Wild

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This is now a Brian O'Grady fanfic review podcast

It's the Season Award Predictions Episode

Opening Day is THIS WEEK!

Will the guys attend a game this season?

Preseason Award Predictions

It's the Season of Machado, but it's Bebo's team

Johnny believes in Yu

We pull a 180 on Big Brain O'Grady

Don't get upset about your name being mispronounced

We imagine what it might sound like if Emilio Pagan was Amish

We curse the name Manfred once more

Record Predictions

Listener questions and bold predictions

An ominous number of the day leads us into a fascinating conspiracy theory regarding Major League Baseball. 

Trent Grisham is injured and Tony is not excited about the Profar CF experiment.

Johnny dismisses Brian O'Grady, at his own peril.

Austin Nola is injured as well - is it Campusano szn?

We offer some Fatherly Advice, as per usual.

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