(0:00) Pre-Show

(0:42) Open

(1:00) Free Slurpee Day!

(2:20) cj's week: Stuck at the Beach!

(3:39) Jeff's Week: Friends are the Family You Choose.

(4:22) Headline: AI speech generator 'reaches human parity'

(5:37) Headline: Toyota is getting into the charging business

(7:36) AGIs Helping Us Live Forever

(44:54) cj’s recommendation: The Curse of Von Dutch

(46:59) Jeff’s Recommendation: Clipped (aka Losing Time)

You’ve made it through over seventy-five Nonsense episodes, you deserve some secrets. At this point, we feel it would only be fair to share four paths to eternal life; after all, who better to live forever than our listeners? From using freezers to AIs, this episode throws an even wider spectrum of ideas at the wall than usual.

Along the way, we weave in a couple of headlines and some “interesting” trivia about Albert Einstein. What Nonsense episode would be complete without a smattering of nonsequiturs?

AI speech generator 'reaches human parity' — but it's too dangerous to release, scientists say

Toyota is getting into the charging business, joining the Ionna EV charging joint venture. - The Verge

The 4 Ways You Might Live Forever - by Tomas Pueyo

How to Live Forever | The New Yorker

What is epigenetics?: MedlinePlus Genetics

Yamanaka factors and their importance in aging research

Spotify Playlist: Nonsense S02E27 - Live Forever

The McLaughlin Group - SNL

Plants Really Do 'Scream'. We've Simply Never Heard It Until Now. : ScienceAlert

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