Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid shit on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.

This week:

- We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs.

-We make an apology for an international incident.

-Baylen has gone off the rails!

-A momentous introduction to a 'Unique' individual.

-We end of the episode with a cultural conundrum.

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https://www.tiktok.com/@baylen.dupree/video/7393516308190711086 Baylen

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7284749314373504299 mall interaction

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7266179882298772779 tattoo

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7215712749131713838 name change

00:00:00 - Night Out Observations : Dave shares a story about a night out with the boss, observing young men drinking cocktails and young women drinking beers.

00:01:36 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast with hosts Darren and Dave, including their social media handles and a mention of their competition with Gavin McGinnis.

00:02:51 - International Incident Apology : Dave apologizes for an Australian breakdancer's poor performance at the Olympic Games, leading to a humorous discussion about breakdancing.

00:05:03 - Dave 's Outback Adventure: Dave recounts his recent trip through the Simpson Desert, including a breakdown and an innovative repair using a winch rope.

00:11:09 - Australian Outback Vastness : Discussion about the vastness of Australian outback stations, including the size of the largest station in Australia.

00:13:03 - Podcast Milestone : Celebration of the podcast's 10th episode and a transition to funnier topics.

00:13:30 - Baylen Dupree 's New Tic: Introduction to Baylen Dupree and her new tic, leading to a humorous critique of her behaviour.

00:18:59 - Introduction to Woke Dad : Introduction to Daniel Alexander, also known as Woke Dad, and his quest for internet fame through virtue signalling.

00:25:59 - Woke Dad 's Tattoo Story: Woke Dad shares a story about getting a new tattoo and an interaction with a woman at the store, leading to a discussion about his credibility.

00:30:55 - Woke Dad 's Son's Name Change: Woke Dad talks about allowing his son to change his name, leading to a critique of his parenting style.

00:36:07 - Dear Dave: Cultural Appropriation : A listener asks for advice on wearing traditional clothing from different cultures without offending anyone, leading to humorous suggestions from Dave.

00:43:05 - Podcast Wrap-Up : Closing remarks, including a call to action for listeners to subscribe, follow, and send in their problems for Dave to address.

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Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.

This week:

Lizard Man Anecdote:

We kicked off the episode with a hilarious and somewhat bizarre story about a long-time visitor to Dave's shop, affectionately known as "Lizard Man."

TV Show Rant - The Boys:

Dave shared his thoughts on the TV show "The Boys,"

Protester Fails:

We had a good laugh at some protester fails

Flat Earth Mark Update:

We revisited Flat Earth Mark, and his disturbing revelations about his past.

Dear Dave:

Dave and I helped out a meat challenged listener.

Knife Fail Clip:

We wrapped up the episode with a funny clip of a guy testing a pocket knife, only to quickly realize the folly of his actions.

· Instagram, Facebook & X: @GomlArmy

https://x.com/ausiecountryboy/status/1784879697492431305?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w protest festival look at Melbourne

https://x.com/gandhiaoc/status/1785582537537995218?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w audible protest remover

https://youtu.be/UyIgOqzbMFE?si=lOd4Y4aEGKerqIIo anti Israel protester in Holland

https://x.com/clownworld_/status/1805982908982960291?s=61&t=21WvB0Cl82HQs0pTN6ME3Q rope over road

https://youtu.be/dG9Y7oicolc?si=9m925p2aTjp9XYst Fake protestor

https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343137898503359746 Flat earth

https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343234332879883521 Mark

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8hZ35UBBKM/?igsh=MWk1YnBwM3d1ZXJuaw== Hobby Horse

00:00:00 - Lizard Man 's Visits: .

00:05:08 - Podcast Introduction :

00:07:38 - TV Show "The Boys":

00:13:06 - Melbourne 's Protest Culture: .

00:15:09 - Protester Fails :

00:19:25 - Protesters and Barricades :

00:21:31 - Attention-Seeking Protester :

00:25:20 - Flat Earth Mark 's Citizen's Arrest:

00:34:39 - Hobby Horsing Championships :

00:43:54 - Dear Dave: Vexed Vegan :

00:52:00 - Knife Testing Fail :

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Welcome back, GOML Army!

In this episode, we dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought(No promises though). From the irresistible allure of Tim Tams, to the intricacies of the English language and the absurdity of hobby horsing, this episode has it all!(Oh, and more DID system's, I cant help it they're funny)

· Tim Tams Addiction : Are Tim Tams the biscuit equivalent of heroin? Darren and Dave share their hilarious experiences with these addictive treats.

· Traffic Rants : Dave vents about the daily frustrations of commuting, including reckless drivers and traffic diversions.

· Mark McGowan 's COVID Message: A look back at the controversial COVID message aimed at the Indigenous population in Western Australia.

· Greta Thunberg 's Early Speech: A humorous take on one of Greta's early speeches about saving the banks to save the world.

· Key and Peele 's Influence: A funny comparison to a viral graduation name-calling video reminiscent of Key and Peele's famous sketch.

· Dear Dave : This week's advice segment tackles a sensitive issue about a partner's secret OnlyFans account.

· Hobby Horsing : Discover the bizarre world of hobby horsing and why it's causing such a stir.

McGowan

Greta

College Names

Therians & Quadrobics

Hobby Horsing

00:00:00 - Tim Tams and Mint Slices: The Addictive Biscuits

00:02:20 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts

00:03:31 - How to Contact the Show

00:04:10 - Traffic Woes and Bad Drivers

00:06:25 - Post-COVID Driving Observations

00:06:50 - The Mystery of Dave's Tree

00:08:22 - Discovering the Yuzu Lemon Tree

00:09:30 - Listener Demographics and Shoutouts

00:10:11 - Mark McGowan and COVID Policies

00:15:46 - The Ridiculousness of the Translation

00:17:56 - Greta Thunberg's Bank Statement

00:19:49 - Key and Peele's Name Sketch

00:20:46 - Mispronounced Graduation Names

00:22:28 - The Realness of the Graduation Clip

00:24:17 - Callback to Quadrobics and DID Systems

00:25:09 - Osa's Therian Identity

00:26:24 - Quadrobics and Therian Connection

00:27:17 - Therian Alters in DID Systems

00:28:46 - The Increase in Crazy People

00:31:12 - Dear Dave: Partner's OnlyFans Account

00:38:49 - Hobby Horsing as a Sport

00:44:08 - Top 10 Crazy Sports Idea 00:44:56

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