Alicia and Andrew love star bread but how many is enough? Andrew is afraid of teenagers but Alicia wants to scare teenagers with her spider dog. 

Alicia tries to teach Andrew about the Kardashians, but he doesn't care. On the hottest weekend of the year, Alicia loses her water bottle. Also, Alicia's music makes someone's ears bleed but that won't stop her from taking them to a concert. 

Alicia and Andrew reminisce about childhood with no aches and pains and talking to randos online. Also, Andrew cautions against whistling in the woods but Alicia's friend welcomes the spirits. More importantly, who hasn't been catfished?

Alicia and Andrew discuss Spongebob, love, and Biggie Smalls, naturally. Also, Alicia teaches Andrew about jail economics and she reveals the origins of their friendship. 

Andrew and Alicia break the podcast ice with the first episode. Alicia looks too young to casino security and hates her mailbox. Andrew thinks Alicia's baby daddy would look handsome after a good night's sleep. but did Alicia's new date put her to sleep...