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Ever accidentally felt up a stranger in a dark cinema? We kick-off this episode of Fully Grown Homos with a raucous recount of my son's birthday bash where Deadpool and Wolverine had us laughing so hard we almost got kicked out! Between grooming our pets Scruffy, Chanel, and Blondie and making shameless jokes about offering hot guys our bones at the dog park, this week was anything but boring. Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman’s on-screen antics are just the tip of our hilarious iceberg.

Next up, join us as we hand out flyers at a local sauna and stumble upon its vibrant, diverse scene. From S&M nights and female strip shows to a welcoming swingers' atmosphere, we had some eye-widening experiences and made unexpected connections, including a particularly charming mixed-race man. We champion inclusivity as we share stories of attendees dressing up to gain free entry and our dog’s mischievous antics adding to the fun.

Lastly, who knew a phallic cactus could stir up so much controversy? Our plant-obsessed community had a field day defending cheeky penis planters and exchanging quirky gifts. Our intense game nights, especially No Mercy Uno, were full of strategic plays and side-splitting laughter. And as a cherry on top, I finally got my knee surgery done and survived a home renovation that's been a comedy of errors. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and heartfelt moments!

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