Well, it had to happen. They can't all be hits. This certainly isn't. I'm talking about the movie, of course - as usual our podcast is tip top. This episode we bring you Private Princess Christmas and here's hoping 2025 gets better from here!

Keeping it classy, we're bringing you another Hallmark hit with The Santa Class. And with that, we'll be back next year! Which is just a few days, because we just can't stop. Or at least one of us can't stop and won't let the other one stop.

Merry Christmas! OK, not quite yet, but we're so close we think it counts. And for this most Hallmark time of the year we have a gift for you - Three Wiser Men and a Boy, the sequel to last year's Three Wise Men and a Baby (which we deemed the best of 2024).

In which we are LIVE FROM HALLMARK HEADQUARTERS (sort of - the hotel nearby which we still think counts) and instead of rising to the challenge and recording our best work instead Holly forgets to plug in the microphone and it takes us several takes to get through the recording, thus continuing to set a low bar. But we discuss The Finnish Line and you, dear listeners, get to hear the Christmas Goat in action. Next up will be Three Wiser Men and a Boy. Yes, I know last time we said that was up next but it turns out we lied. This time we think we mean it.

You guys, it's not even mid-December and we're already at episode 5. It's like we're real podcasters. I fully expect us to fall apart any moment now. This episode we're reviewing the charming Confessions of a Christmas Letter. Next up - Three Wiser Men and a Boy. And also, maybe before that, maybe after that, maybe all at the same time, it's our big trip to Kansas City!

In which we review a 2024 Hallmark gem called Jingle Bell Run. Also in which due to my masterful editing only the most discerning of listeners will be able to tell when we were interrupted by a phone call. Professionalism? Never heard of it. Next up will be Confessions of a Christmas Letter.

Join us as we review Holiday Crashers and give Hallmark a quick rundown on legal malpractice. I also just realized that the Holiday Crashers title works pretty well with the ambulance chaser sub-plot, so am happy to say I'm still deepening my analysis of the sophisticated script.

We're finally ready (or at least one of us is) to tell you our exciting Season 4 news! But first you have to make it through another episode. This time we're reviewing Holiday Mismatch. And no, we don't know yet what we're doing next but you'll be the first to know.