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In 100 years we'll all be dead, Memento Mori and Amor Fati and YOLO, the Emotion Bowl football game between the Idaho Falls High School Tigers and the Skyline High School Grizzlies, are football games too loud in town, the "Beat of East Idaho," drawing a line for content on our show, guts to butts, P Diddy's 1,000 bottles of baby oil, Pjur Eros Bodyglide lube, the Pocatello Jiffy Lube marquee is IFAF, Eminem's song Fuel from his album The Death of Slim Shady, kowtowing to platform advertisers with terms like unalived, Chimp Crazy and chimpanzee adolescence and chimp strength, Michael Jackson, Karley's first tabloid, kids 13-17 are allowed on Uber with special permissions, true crime in the Idaho Falls area, security cameras, the world has always been going to hell in a handbasket, the IFAF TGIF shirt, lame direct to DVD sequels, using discrimination, four day school week, parent perk of working from home, the right to disconnect, gleaning potatoes, gleaning onions (Ontario Roadkill), the Grand Teton Mall doesn't have security cameras, why the Ammon Holiday Lightapalooza will feature stationary floats this year, hashtag Idaho mom tok #idahomomtok is so basic and Idahoan, Ammon and Shelley sewage connection, Mike's unusual theory on the loud booms at night heard recently in Idaho and Utah, Walmart featuring Christmas ornaments of common popular items like Doritos and Mountain Dew and Eggos, Andy Warhol and pop art, the secret to growing a big pumpkin involves caulk and the obvious jokes that ensue

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The new McDonald's going up at Lincoln and Ammon, we still need a Trader Joe's and Chipotle, Mike loading up on the cold meds, meeting viewer Ben, area=πr², states that allow roadkill cuisine, Good 2 Go take an RV dump billboard, we won't show our video of the racoon roadkill balloon, Chimp Crazy documentary on Max, infamous chimpanzees like Travis and Buck and Tonka and Bubbles, Idaho Falls Zoo Masquerade Ball, how to tell the difference between Bactrian and Dromedary camels, how to get your pet on the Pets of Downtown mural, we try Taffy Town Bear Lake Raspberry taffy, the City of Pocatello has a new logo and slogan, Idaho Falls doesn't have its own 4 year college, why you can't send kids to school in an Uber or Lyft unaccompanied, ideas for asking a girl to homecoming, the amazing 800 mile journey of Rayne Beau the cat from Yellowstone National Park back to California, Kesha's response to P Diddy's arrest last week, what led to Tupperware filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, alternatives to Tupperware, Idaho Falls Oktoberfest this Saturday, our trip to Yellowstone Bear World, the Spud Tug at Shelley Spud Days, get your own Marilyn Monroe potato sack t-shirt, vintage looking Spud Gun potato pellet gun from Love At First Bite

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Sweater weather has arrived this week, Mike secretly repping the Jeff & Greg Podcast, the Imperial March, gray water, RV dumps, the Pizzle pickle pizza from Lucy's Pizza, the other IFAF (Idaho Falls Advertising Federation), one 18 inch pizza has more pizza than two 12 inch pizzas, LDS President Russell Nelson turned 100, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Jen and Zac Affleck, 254,209 attended the Eastern Idaho State Fair this year, the Ben Folds Paper Airplane tour, play the hits, what's in the bag, Oreo flavored Coke and Coke flavored Oreos and Coke flavored Coke and Oreo flavored Oreos, Wyoming allows the use of snowmobiles and other vehicles to run over wolves and other wildlife, Idaho is the most boring state according to Zippia because of low population density and marriage ratio, does boring mean quality of life, how to meet singles other than at a bar or a church, yoga and tooting, Idaho Falls Zoo Masquerade Ball, The Haunted River in Menan, Halloween decor, sugar skulls and Book of Life vs Coco, the Jackson Hole Travel and Tourism Board's new Selfie Control ad

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Chappell Roan is Hot To Go, the Mormon Jesus statue and logo is a depiction of the Christus sculpture in Denmark, Greased Lightning, Hawk Tuah girl Hailey Welch has a new podcast, Ross Dress for Less mess and the Chamber of Commerce, we critique everything and constructive criticism helps us all get better including us, Ross Dress for Less has a new manager and is all cleaned up, will Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce break up on September 28, you can flirt with someone by liking an old Facebook photo, we try Buc-ee's pickled quail eggs, Karley craves vinegar, the Idaho Falls Rescue Mission serves 260 people a day and is holding a benefit concert with acclaimed Christian artist Jason Gray, late summer and Karley already has at least one Halloween decoration out, Anheuser-Busch 9/11 Memorial Stair Climb and Fundraiser, the Idaho Falls Fire Department's new 9/11 memorial, Missing Persons Day is September 14, the local She's Missing podcast, the Eastern Idaho Home Builders Association Parade of Homes 2024 begins September 12, Mike's birthday and guest slot on the Jeff & Greg Podcast, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Team Taylor vs. Team Whitney, LDS church values, the tri-tip sandwich and nachos and peanut butter bacon burger at Santa Maria Style Grilling, what Santa Maria style means exactly, we wrap up the Eastern Idaho State Fair with more fair food like the Pickle Pizza and an ice cream potato from Momma & Poppa Leo's, the deep fried cookie dough prototype from Yan Kee Can Cook, Bimbo's Burgers and dogs with sauteed onions, the etymology of the word bimbo, C.J. Holverson belts out At Last at the fair

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Mike on the Jeff & Greg Podcast #272 [explicit] https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-rkf6m-16c72d5

She's Missing podcast for Missing Persons Day https://www.shesmissingpodcast.com/

Volunteer for the Idaho Falls Rescue Mission https://ifrescuemission.org/volunteer/

Jason Gray concert https://www.idahofallsarts.org/calendar/idaho-falls-rescue-mission-benefit-concert-featuring-jason-gray/

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Eastern Idaho State Fair food overview, what goes on a pickle pizza, electrolytes and carbs help with hydration, Don Aslett's Cleaning Center in Idaho Falls, Tupperware foot bath/ meat defroster/ puke bucket/ potato salad/ popcorn bowl, ice cream with olive oil and salt and balsamic vinegar, fleur de sel and Indian Tellicherry pepper, be as motivated as a meth head, Steele-N-Jo's Bone, someone is offering a DoorDash style delivery service for fair food, reheating fried food, Karley's concept for deep fried Oreos, teen trouble in the McDonald's parking lot on Hitt, a brief history of "the cruise" in Idaho Falls, Grease, Ross Dress For Less mess and the Idaho Falls Chamber of Commerce effort, Brad's "We Are The World" style charity single lyrics, Silence Brand, Idaho Falls High School ceilings caving in, vote YES on the next bond, Shaboozey "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" is the 2024 summer song, Karley's new cowboy boots, Xhale Day Spa is now Xhale Resort & Spa with cabins and hot pools and fire pits and pickle ball, Shelley Spud Days September 12-21, the Teton T-shirt Marilyn Monroe potato sack tee, weddings and wearing white and the cake smash, line dancing

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We try to be very demure and very mindful like Jools Lebron, earwigs, new fennec fox Sahara at the Idaho Falls Zoo, back to school today for District 91 and District 93, mixed emotions, Northgate Mile underpass improvement, accidentally stopping on train tracks, hilarious buffalo sign downtown, pets of downtown mural, Dutch Bros. in Rexburg now open, 96 ounce joe-to-go, mixing coffee with protein shakes, we try Pepperidge Farm Mint Brussels left over from Christmas, movie villains drink milk, Blue Diamond unsweetened vanilla almond milk, Karley's Island Park trip, shocking video of flood waters bursting through a basement in Orem Utah, LDS Jesus and keyboard stands, Sunflower Days at Wild Adventure Corn Maze, summer rain, Mike's intrusive thought of streaking at breakneck speed through a cornfield, Nathan Chandler from Confections Bakery in Pocatello won Netflix's Blue Ribbon Baking Championship, Kane Brown at the Shoshone-Bannock Hotel and Event Center, Don Aslett's legacy including the Museum Of Clean in Pocatello, Don's four cleaning tips are reduce clutter and get the right cleaning tools and make them accessible and leave your shoes at the door, Mike likes to clean like he's moving, Tamales Inc. now open at 475 Park Ave, Spirit Halloween now open on Hitt Road in Ammon, Halloween colors are black and orange and slime green and midnight purple and now pink, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives premiers September 6 on Hulu, Michael Eugene Mullen arrested in Idaho in connection with a 50 year old cold case murder, funny sign feud between Arby's and Fiesta Ole on 17th Street in Idaho Falls

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Roof Rescue giving away 4 free roofs https://roofrescueusa.com/

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IFAF Mashup T-shirt, fair use of copyright, hobo spider season is just starting, zucchini season and Karley's recipe for Abracadabra's zucchini bake, fried zucchini chips, zucchini bread, back-to-school season for school districts 91 and 93, Shelley and spud harvest, Idaho Potato Museum looking for a new Operations Manager, White Christmas film in VistaVision, Old Farmer's Almanac, Snake River Arts Council Roaring Youth Jam water tower handouts, different Idaho Falls water towers throughout the years, Tim Horton's, Slurpees and Slushies and Squishees and ICEEs and Slush Puppies, ice cream with olive oil and salt, flavored balsamic vinegar from Branch & Vine and Love At First Bite, I-effers and Ririeputians and Boners, work weeks per year in different countries like Japan, China's 996 working hour system, Landon's Sweet Lovin' Corn is back, earwigs, Sunflower Days through August 31 at Wild Adventure Corn Maze, the Idaho Falls Farmers Market Winter Market will be once a month this winter at the Snake River Event Center at the Shilo Inn, tips on how to spot fake posts on Facebook, Mike almost got phished, 2024 Summer Olympics highlights and memes, 100 meter runners have come .8 seconds in 100 years, Australian breakdancer Rachael Gunn (B-Girl Raygun), French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati's package cost him a medal, Olympic Turkish shooter Yusuf Dikec, life hack to get rid of swoob is also a swack hack, monkeypox is the new global health emergency and rebranded as Mpox, new Mormon sex slang like The Provo Shake and durfing, exclusive footage of the construction on the new Idaho Falls water tower

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Kids partying in the Albertson's parking lot on Hitt, summer vacations are different in different countries, epic bingeworthy shows like Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones and Walking Dead and Sex and the City and The Sopranos, the 1942 classic Holiday Inn starring Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire, Halloween, federally recognized holidays, bimonthly vs bisexual, why we say "East Idaho" instead of "Eastern Idaho," what are people from Idaho Falls called, I-effers, Idahobros and Idaohoes, the Summer Olympics and Snoop Dogg And Usain Bolt and Simone Biles and break dancing, Mike's ICEE tee, Slurpees and slushies, Deadpool and Wolverine and Longlegs, movie theater popcorn buckets, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Dune 2 dentata, family movie night popcorn buckets are what mom uses for puke buckets (gross), Karley suggests the puke pitcher as a vomit vessel, the Butterfly Haven, A&W root beer and cheese curds, Wild Adventure Corn Maze Sunflower Days, Idaho Falls Zoo, lions and tigers and ligers and fennec foxes and red pandas and other gingers, Dippin' Dots, sloth bears, Marge the penguin, Sparks Barbecue replacing JB's restaurant in Rexburg, Broulim's brisket, FairBridge Inn & Suites bedbug incident, in Idaho apparently it's legal for hotels to have bed bugs, mudrooms, burst pipe closes Ross Park Aquatic Complex in Pocatello, Roaring Youth Jam three day festival, Ammon Days Hot Air Balloon Night Glow video

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