THE DAY HAS COME, IT'S ANAL WEDNESDAY! In other news, Jared is a mall cop now, Holly be big sleepy, Lane murders puppies for fun, and Matt has a fetish for genociding lobsters. Also, Jake is there.

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Happy New Year! Which of course means another year of Snowy! Today we talk mainly about our experience with the insane blizzard that rocked Buffalo over Christmas with special guest: Sammy. Speaking of, Sammy has some view about the little mermaid at the end, and they are SPICY ;) In other news, did you know that Holly is actually not a girl? That's okay, she didn't either. And at the very end of the show, Jared tells a tale of Tinder Space Racism™.

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Santa Claus dies of a heroin overdose today, luckily Jake is there to take up the mantle. Jared deepthroats a Five Dollar Footlong and nearly joins Santa. And Tommy becomes a Power Ranger. Today's episode is sponsored by Lava Lamps made of real lava, burn horrifically this Christmas! And we hope you have a HOLLY jolly HOLLYday ;) Hail Santa!

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You know else squeals like a pig when she ****? MY MOM! REEEEEEEEEEE! Get ready for rule 34, inflation, domination, penetration, and even more horrors from the metaverse, with Ren! Also Jared is currently engulfed in flame, please help.

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Coming to you from under a bridge... the very FIRST Always Snowy Election! (Now with zero fraud) Today, Lane and Jake discuss only the important issues. Do YOU sit or stand to wipe? Please let us know. In other news, Jared is now a full fledged member of the KGB (For legal reasons this is not a joke). In this episode we also meet the man, the myth, the legend, Captain Matt Muskrat. The KING of the Pirate Party.

Today's show is sponsored by squirters: Brown or clear, do not fear, squirters are here!

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Jared finally did it... he moved out! In other news, Holly's new hotrod has been getting her all the babes, Lane is kinky for Pokémon ;), and Jared is being hunted by Spider-Demons. And later, we'll hear the hit single "Lizzie's in a Box", by Tommy!

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HOLLY HAS FINALLY RETURNED! SHE'S BACK. And doesn't have tonsils. Jared explains how taking 5 hour energy will make you fight God. Jake becomes a certified lettuce hunter. We get a surprise visit from your least favorite Always Snowy member. And we leave the fate of our podcast up to a magic Eightball. Will we ever return? Listen to the episode and find out...

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In today's deep fried fuckness, we are joined by Jared's partner in crime in the KGB and well feared tax collector: John.

Jared picks up ANOTHER hitch hiker, Lane lays down some succulent slam poetry, and Jake sends this episode to Russia cause Putin is a valued fan.

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