This week on TOW, Alina (and the rest of planet Earth) finds Steven’s behavior bizarre and risky when he decides to “hitchhike” in Turkey by throwing himself in front of passing cars. Ellie and Victor arrive in Providencia and witness the devastation firsthand. While their house is still standing, there is no infrastructure or services, leaving the couple in dire straights, wondering what to do. Jenny and Sumit continue to not get married (yawn). Armando and his father finally have a candid conversation. Evelin throws Corey under the bus for the 50th time and Raul prepares to do the same. Ari takes the holy water ice-bucket challenge. 

Corey gets a steaming mouthful of dick from Evelin’s evil sisters. Steven and Alina arrive in Turkey. Alina takes her mama’s advice and tells Steven he WILL be staying with her, even if there’s no skoodilypoop. Happy wife, dude...Ariela takes advantage of her last few hours of Leandro’s visit to torture Bini and make him as jealous as possible, and Wish is NOT HAVING IT. Victor arrives in San Andres and he and Ellie reunite. Kenny, Cassy, Armando, and Hanna arrive at Armando’s parents' house and get a heartwarming reception. Sumit is STILL NOT MARRYING JENNY (and at this point, no one besides Sumit’s parents even cares). To see the video of this episode, including Brianna’s adorable new heart-shaped Kate Spade bag, head to our Kiki and Kibbitz YouTube Channel. And check out our new Patron-only #LoveAfterLockup podcast on https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz! 

This week on #90DayFianceTheOtherWay, Jenny’s hopes are crushed and Bini invites his ex-girlfriend and her amazing butt to go out with him, Ariela, and Leandro (turnabout is fair play, right?). Ellie heads to Colombia, despite not knowing where Victor is. Corey gives Evelin an unwelcome gift. Kenny’s daughter shows up in Mexico, prompting an emotional scene. Alina sets a trap for Steven.