This episode of the Monsterfucking Files explores the slippery, slimy and salacious ways of alien abductions and tentacular creatures.

Some notes from the episode:

• Slime Stories on Literotica: https://tags.literotica.com/slime/
• Specific story that Becca read and mentioned: https://www.literotica.com/s/i-was-spelunking-in-a-cave-one-day
• "V" the tv series Becca mentioned - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1984_TV_series)
• Luna talks about Alien Resurrection Scientist Dr. Jonathan Gediman (played by Brad Dourif)
• Sadly Becca was unable to locate any actual "tentacle" gangbangs. Could be an opportunity for someone!

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Another Kinky Q & A!

In this episode, Luna and Becca answer their listener-submitted questions and musings.

HUGE thanks to everyone who write in with questions - we adore you!!!

thehalfheard asksed: So here's a fun question... As someone beginning to dip my toes back into the dating scene - which feels somewhat terrifying nowadays - at what point do you think someone should admit to having these kinds of interests, especially when it's more than just kinky sex that you're looking for, when it's more lifestyle oriented side of things? Could really use some advice on this topic.

dread-loxx asked: So just listening to episode 2

Which is fantastic btw

And you drop the line nudity isn’t sexual. And mention nudity on beaches in Europe,I had a little giggle because I live in Qld Australia. And with alllll of our fantastic beaches there’s not one in our state that’s clothing optional/nude.

In so many ways we are very Americanised over here

thisgingersnapped50 asked: You lovely women need to do a podcast on feeding fetish. 🤗

That’s a thing…right? 👀

Asking for a friend 😂

Anonymous asked: Can someone PLEASE LET PEOPLE KNOW that ordering someone to “cum for me” will most likely end In frustration or with someone faking an orgasm. Anonymous asked: Advice for someone who’s SO USED to cumming by themselves-with a vibrator and porn? I am very worried I won’t be able to cum WITH a person ever again without those things??

Help me get out of my head!

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Join Luna and Becca in an introduction to the various facets of "Mommy Kink", the MILF phenomenon, and the older female/younger male dynamic.

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Join us for a conversation about BDSM, poly relationships and the kinky life with another real life Domme, the delightful Mistress Maye!

Maye has been a poly, slightly switchy Domme for 10 years and cohabitates with her boy, z-the-sub. She dabbles in some paid content but is genuinely into kink, and passionate about breaking down male shame surrounding submission/femininity. She’s a frequent face and her local dungeon and has too many kinks to list!

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Gather around for a special STORYTIME episode... Our own Becca's certified steamy account of a real bathhouse gang-bang experience!

Things of Note:

Becca mentions Jennifer Zurba, a sex educator. You can check out her at http://jenniferzurba.com/

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Real Domme in the house!

In this episode we welcome a wonderful new guest and lifestyle Dominant, Céline, @yourgfdgirlfriend from tumbr! She joins us from Germany, taking time out of her busy law student schedule to talk to us about her experiences and her thoughts on GFD - Gentle Female Domination. Céline has 8 years in the BDSM community, knowing early on her power as a dominant woman.

Lots of great insights in this episode!

"Don't invest in someone as much as you like them... Invest in them as much as they invest in you." ~ @yourgfdgirlfriend⁠

Wise words, indeed.

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Another Kinky Q & A! In this episode, Luna and Becca answer their listener-submitted questions and musings. HUGE thanks to everyone who write in with questions - we adore you!!!

Anonymous (aka the Gift Goblin) asked:

Is it wrong of me to enjoy it when men want to buy me things??? 😳

At first I would say “noooooo!”” I can buy my own things-thank you very much!”

But then I gave In this one time…and it was SUCH A TURN ON!!!

I feel a bit guilty over it though.

Anonymous asked:

Do you believe it’s possible for two people to remain happily married for 50 plus years….while remaining monogamous? Married at a young age….all that growing and changing that happens.

thisgingersnapped50 asked:

I am dying to know-

Squirting….fact or fable?

Something that is faked for porn purposes?

Another way to make women feel inadequate-when they are unable to?

Or something that a few select women are just genetically blessed and able to do??

For the Peener Pod:

How is “premature” defined? If a woman is warm and wet, I can hang in there, however, if she moans I’m going to be triggered. My poor wiener is connected to my ears.

Looking forward to the upcoming RODcast.

As 1.5-2 incher soft, 4.5-5 incher happy, I'd be interested to learn of any small peen kinks that celebrate the petite phallus.

These last 2 question were talked about in Episode 8 - Explore a Kink: A really BIG episode about Dicks!

Anonymous asked:

Do you think that it is inevitable for peoples kinks to turn more extreme over time? To always want to push the envelope just a teensy bit more?

NOTES: Becca mentions a book "A General Theory On Love" by Dr Thomas Lewis, Dr Fari Amini, and Dr Richard Lannon

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