What kind of sweetheart deal did the #WhiteSox have to offer Will Venable to get him to want to be their manager? Is Jerry Reinsdorf really ready to sell his beloved Sox, or are there ulterior motives behind putting the idea out for public consumption? Will former top prospects and first-time free agents Yoan Moncada or Eloy Jimenez get Major League offers? Jed Hoyer finds fewer pathways to transform his chronically mediocre #Cubs as Cody Bellinger opts in and Nico Hoerner is forced to have surgery. Will Matt Chapman, Garrett Crochet, Tarik Skubal, or A.J. Hinch + the #Tigers bullpen take home BADASS of the Year honor? A couple of brainless Bronx jamokes steal headlines from an epic #WorldSeries matchup after assaulting Mookie Betts to earn our Asshole of the Week dishonor.

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Tarik Skubal and the #Tigers got bounced out of the ALDS but Detroit enjoyed an incredible ride with a promising future.

Does anyone really want to be the next #WhiteSox manager?

Comical CBT clerical error costs #Cubs and creates conspiracy theories.

Exploring #SFGiants free agent options.

MLB sends down "Oakland" removal edict.

Revisiting our preseason NostraDumbass predictions reveals just how dumb the prediction business can be.

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Criminal charges should be filed if AJ Hinch doesn't win AL Manager of the Year as the #Tigers' impossible run into the postseason rolls on. Taking home the AL Triple Crown and his first playoff victory easily earns Tarik Skubal our Badass of the Week honor. #WhiteSox make the worst kind of history as more damning details of Jerry Reinsdorf's gross negligence emerge. Jed Hoyer should be feeling the heat as his mediocre #Cubs miss the playoffs once again. #SFGiants replace Farhan Zaidi with legend Buster Posey as president of baseball operations despite ZERO experience and questionable negotiating skills. Make no mistake — the ONLY reason the A's just played their final game in Oakland is because John Fisher is an asshole. ASSTHETICS: #MLB finally comes to their senses and reverts to pre-Nike/Fanatics shitty uniforms. MajorLeagueAholes.com

From a Standing O to a Golden Sombrero to the operating table, it's been one hell of a week and potentially the end of a wild career for #Cubs legend and #Tigers disappointment, Javier Báez. Winning series is nice, but the #SFGiants and Cubs need to go on long unbeaten steaks to even begin approaching Wild Card contention. Dubious history awaits the #WhiteSox as their death march toward the worst season in #MLB history trudges on... ESPN's E60 examines the legal case to give Jim Joyce some peace and Armando Galarraga credit for his perfect game. With all due respect to the prodigious Aaron Judge, Shohei Ohtani's grand entrance to the exclusive 40/40 Club earns our Badass of the Week.

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After a historic losing streak and falling 100 games below .500 in less than two seasons, the #WhiteSox finally put Pedro Grifol out of his misery.

#Cubs sweep the Crosstown Series and find themselves on the verge of playoff conversation.

Blake Snell quiets critics by making it past the 8th inning for the first time in his career and tosses another No-No of the Week.

After failing to reach the ultimate goal despite every advantage, does Jim Leyland deserve to have his number retired by the #Tigers?

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Much like the soulless undead, the #SFGiants, #Tigers, #WhiteSox, and #Cubs are limping and lurching past the 2024 Trade Deadline and into a post-apocalyptic final two months of the season.

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After a three-month hiatus, we make our triumphant return... with a VENGEANCE!

If the #Tigers actually do the unthinkable and trade Tarik Skubal, Scott Harris had fucking better land the motherload of big-league-ready, future All-Star-level talent.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed with the Motor City version of Nike's ill-fated City Connect uniforms.

Comcast, Bally Sports, and MLB combined forces to earn our Asshole of the Week (Year?) dishonor as millions of fans across the country cannot watch their local teams on TV.

A relatively easy second-half schedule should give #SFGiants fans some hope for a turnaround.

The Craig Counsell Effect certainly hasn't turned out to be what the #Cubs thought it would be.

When will Pete Crow-Armstrong stop swinging for the fences and focus on getting on base where he creates havoc for the opposition?

Is it really the right time for the #WhiteSox to trade Garrett Crochet and/or Luis Robert Jr.?

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Four games over .500 and just two games back in the division is not a bad place to be, but the #Cubs could easily be 17-5 if Adbert Alzolay hadn't blown FOUR saves in this young season. The wrong kind of history is being made on the Southside as the #WhiteSox set new standards for ineptitude. Maybe a little booing from #Tigers fans is all Javy Báez needed to begin to get back to his former dynamic self. Despite a slow start, the #SFGiants find themselves in the race for an unexpectedly mediocre NL West. Between a trio of no-hitters, a mammoth brawl, and some half-baked numeric coincidences for Cody Bellinger, it was a big weekend for This Day in Major League A*Holes History. ASSTHETICS: Mixed reviews for the # Mets' new Nike City Connect uniforms.