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  • Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom

    Episode 64 – The Egg In My Bathroom
    2025/01/21
    "It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy"

    - Ben doesn’t trust a waterproof label.
    - We discuss the history of eating mummy’s and everything else on Earth.
    - Ben has a massage parlour business proposal.
    - Ben wants to know how long you’re obligated to keep a gift for.
    - We discuss the egg in Ben’s bathroom.
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    1 時間 3 分
  • Episode 63 - Can I Borrow Your Child?

    Episode 63 - Can I Borrow Your Child?
    2024/12/28
    "I'm only human, can't you see? I made, I made a mistake"

    - Ben prides himself on his ability to find things in Bunnings.
    - Ben needs someone to accompany him to Funfields water park, so he doesn’t look like a creep.
    - Nobody doesn’t want to go out drinking when she has a perfectly good apartment.
    - Nobody endures a perfect storm of food poisoning – aka. her Christmas nadir.
    - We check in on the Gävle Goat for 2024 and learn about the IKEA goat.
    - Nobody is impressed by Ben’s roommates six in one shower gel.
    - Ben wants to know if he’s justified in killing an old woman at the movies.
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    50 分
  • Episode 62 - Boron And Peanut Butter

    Episode 62 - Boron And Peanut Butter
    2024/11/26
    "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old"

    - Ben wants to know more about the science experiments that Nobody would perform during a time loop.
    - Ben tackles the Hollywood trend of casting the hottest people in the world as ugly characters.
    - Helen Mirren sheds a tear over the fact that Kurt Cobain never got to use GPS.
    - Nobody argues that US politics boils down to guessing what the founding fathers would have thought about modern issues.
    - Ben espouses his distaste for the question ‘Did you notice anything different?’
    - Ben reveals why he always turns down the free rewards at the supermarket.
    - Nobody thinks that farming sounds like a scam.
    - Ben breaks down his Pokémon Go addiction and we revisit the idea of gamifying our work day.
    - Ben catches his new iPhone’s ‘always on’ screen slacking off.
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    59 分
  • Episode 61 – Baby Paste

    Episode 61 – Baby Paste
    2024/11/12
    "Drive boy, dive boy, dirty numb angel boy."

    - Ben doesn’t understand baby oil.
    - Nobody recounts the glow in the dark lube escapades from her honeymoon.
    - Ben wonders if Nobody is okay after a few too many questionable incidents lately.
    - Ben has yet another run in with his old nemesis, traffic lights on his way to a concert.
    - A recent article about a man with three penis’s makes us wonder if there could be some truth to our historical figure cinematic universe.
    - Ben discovers an escalating prank war in the Tropical Judge’s courtroom.
    - Nobody asks would you take ten extra years of life in exchange for getting hit in the nuts every day?
    - We discuss the worst day to relive over and over and how we would spend our days in a time loop.
    - Nobody poses a question about imaginary hat’s, designed to give you insight into someone’s psyche.
    - Ben is intrigued by the choice of Katy Perry’s ‘Hot N Cold’ as the theme song to MasterChef.
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    1 時間 9 分
  • Episode 60 – Poop In My Periphery

    Episode 60 – Poop In My Periphery
    2024/10/15
    "You gotta keep 'em separated"

    - Ben gets judged for using bar soap.
    - Nobody is left without toilet paper in the work bathroom.
    - Ben previews the videogame Squat Ops.
    - We get asked a direct question and immediately go blank.
    - Ben gives Nobody a lesson in urinal etiquette.
    - Nobody discovers her views on bathroom windows are not shared by those around her.
    - We’re conflicted about the appropriate way to appreciate a sexy dance routine.
    - We discuss the perils of answering a phone call in an echoey room.
    - Nobody had the best weekend of her life at PAX and is still chasing that high.
    - Lana Del Rey married an alligator tour guide and Ben feels mislead.
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    1 時間 21 分
  • Episode 59 - The Cheese Is On Fire

    Episode 59 - The Cheese Is On Fire
    2024/09/24
    "I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed"

    - Ben is perplexed by the settings on his dryer.
    - We still haven’t forgiven our friend Alex for shooting an unarmed man in the head, fourteen years ago (in a videogame).
    - We discuss ending a relationship and immediately regretting it.
    - Ben feels closer to Nobody after their recent apartment inspection.
    - Ben needs an impartial judge for his competition conundrum.
    - Ben wants to find the best way to eat spaghetti and meatballs.
    - Ben attends a cheese experience where his family puts the chef in an awkward position.
    - We discuss old people who don’t realise they’re old and people who live to work.
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    1 時間 4 分
  • Episode 58 - Walk The Cucumbers

    Episode 58 - Walk The Cucumbers
    2024/08/19
    "I guess you didn't know it, but I am a fiddle player too..."

    - Ben has a life hack for a free a margarita.
    - Ben requires arbitration on his mum’s birthday text.
    - We discuss safe words and staying clear of people with clipboards.
    - We reminisce about the lost art of squeezing a text into 160 characters.
    - Nobody proposes post-wedding ‘f you’ cards for the worst guests.
    - We discuss Nobody’s husbands boarding school experience.
    - Nobody asks what sports shouldn’t be sports?
    - We discuss Michael Phelps’ incredible medal tally and speculate wildly about how he’d kill you.
    - Nobody wants grocery packing in the Olympics and an expert flyer lane at airports.
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    1 時間 23 分
  • Episode 57 - Zooey Béchamel

    Episode 57 - Zooey Béchamel
    2024/08/04
    "F-f-f-f-f-freestyler. Rock the microphone."

    - Ben has a business idea for Zooey Deschanel.
    - Kirsty faces a kiwi conundrum.
    - We reflect on the many dead wives of Henry VIII.
    - Nobody thinks that kids these days have too much entertainment to learn pub trivia.
    - Ben is stuck waiting in the shower for the babes to show up.
    - Nobody reinvents the justice system in her dreams.
    - Nobody reflects on her idea of ‘the drug Olympics’.
    - Nobody goes on a deep dive of Ian Thorpe versus Michael Phelps.
    -Nobody is still upset that Michael Phelps didn’t actually race a shark.
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    1 時間 17 分