In this lively and comedic podcast episode, Kiki and Cowboy recount a hilariously chaotic late-night mishap involving a unforeseen plumbing issues. The adventure begins when someone-who-shall-remain-nameless (ahem...Kiki) wakes up around midnight for a quick trip to the loo... only to face unexpected challenges - which prompt reflections on age, household quirks, and the unsung benefits of the Squatty Potty (a device Cowboy enthusiastically champions). While Kiki initially hesitates to delve into details, she ultimately shares the story of attempting to manage the rising water level in the toilet bowl despite frantic plunging, all in an effort to conceal her midnight misadventures while Cowboy slumbers blissfully unaware.

The duo's banter is filled with playful commentary, humorous asides, and tangents about Squatty Potty's anatomy-boosting merits... including showcasing a excerpt from the Squatty Potty commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

Kiki's determination to resolve the situation without waking Cowboy leads to her crafting warning signs, running across a dark house, piliging the laundry room for buried dog towel treaures - showcasing her creativity, problem-solving under pressure and ability to leave any situation worse than it was before.... whilst the family dog watches over her antics.

The episode balances humor with relatable moments of domestic inconvenience, highlighting the duo's unique dynamic and ability to turn even a messy situation into an entertaining tale. Through their candid storytelling, Kiki and Cowboy invite listeners to laugh along with them at the absurdity of everyday life.

Their final advice: flush the Dumpster Fire, but do it at least twice!

The "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy" Podcast: A Hilarious Trainwreck of French, Nostalgia, Nose Hairs, and Church Singing

Welcome to the comedy rollercoaster where chaos reigns and sense goes on holiday. In this episode, Kiki and Cowboy embark on a journey through their muddled thoughts, terrible French accents, and completely unnecessary deep dives into ski movies from the '80s.

Act 1: Francophiles in Shambles
Cowboy attempts French with a nasal flair, Kiki dismantles his efforts with wit, and both butcher the language worse than a baguette in a blender. Miscommunication reigns supreme, with Cowboy declaring “Arrêt” (stop) and Kiki interpreting it as “a red.” Throw in a few snooty waiter jokes and voilà—a French vocabulary lesson no one asked for.

Act 2: The Nose Hair Saga
Cowboy recounts the epic tale of plucking a nose hair so long he swears it touched his brain. This prompts Kiki to question his grooming habits, leading to a debate over trimmers and the pain threshold of men of “a certain age.” Cue uncontrollable laughter and Cowboy’s declaration that the hair was a “brain antenna,” possibly explaining his questionable life choices.

Act 3: Ski School or Snooze School?
Cowboy dives into an IMDb black hole, passionately defending the legacy of Better Off Dead while simultaneously researching obscure '80s ski movies (Ski School, Ski Patrol—who knew there were so many?). Kiki tolerates this rabbit hole with sass, questioning why they’re even talking about it while Cowboy insists this knowledge is vital for Christmas trivia.

Act 4: Drinks and Disasters
In a clumsy pre-show setup, Cowboy drops a cable clip into Kiki’s drink, sparking a Steve Martin The Jerk reference. Kiki sarcastically recounts the “grubby finger retrieval attempt,” ensuring Cowboy’s dignity is reduced to ashes.

Conclusion: Two Dollars and Chaos
The duo wraps up by reminiscing about Better Off Dead, quoting “I want my two dollars!” and applauding the paperboy-turned-producer. By this point, the audience is either in stitches or wondering how they stumbled into this fever dream of a podcast.

Moral of the story: Always trim your nose hairs, never let Cowboy handle your drink, and watch out for rogue cable clips. Bon voyage!

In this uproarious podcast episode, Cowboy and Kiki dive headfirst into the chaos of planning a blended family Thanksgiving holiday. They riff on the logistics disaster that feels straight out of an '80s comedy like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, except their version involves planes, motorcycles, cars (lots of cars), and an occasional black hole of miscommunication. Kiki, the pragmatic planner, keeps hitting "cancel" on their annual motorcycle trip reservations, while Cowboy is convinced she’s operating on a different time dimension. Between a surprise work schedule from her son, a daughter flying in from Colorado, and a revolving door of hotel reservations, this holiday has seen more rewrites than a Hollywood blockbuster.

As they recount their "misadventures," Cowboy and Kiki spiral into hilarious tangents. From debating physics (is Kiki the black hole?) to bickering over who’s to blame for last-minute cancellations, their banter is both absurd and relatable. The couple gamely tackles the tangle of kids, transportation, and schedules, with Kiki keeping Cowboy on track while he frets about unplanned expenses. Then, Kiki and Cowboy take us on a wild ride—literally and figuratively—as they navigate a three-car inspection saga that’s straight out of a sitcom. It starts with Kiki's moment of panic over a missed inspection, prompting an impromptu auto shop detour. After roping in her mom for moral support and navigating county inspection myths, Kiki realizes she’s been fretting over the wrong car. Cue a frantic text to her son, who dutifully gets his car inspected, only to uncover a comical cascade of mix-ups involving whose car actually needs attention. Spoiler alert: it’s car #3, but not before the son’s car gets a clean bill of health… with a side of mechanic upselling.

By the time they hit the inspection trifecta, Kiki and Cowboy are philosophical, leaning into the absurdity of closing-time antics at repair shops. Cowboy’s observation about the inspector's evasive “we close in 10 minutes but the wait is 30” math earns a well-deserved eye roll, while Kiki's youngest attempts the nerve-wracking “don’t-drive-into-the-pit” maneuver with a nail-biting audience. With every misstep narrated in sharp, self-deprecating humor, this duo proves that the real adventure is surviving the DMV-inspired madness of holiday logistics. Whether it's misplaced registration fears, overly helpful family, or the unyielding comedy of error-prone planning, this podcast reminds us to laugh—because crying over car inspections is so last season.