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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are probably going to die… real… slow… We watched the 2023 film from Matthew Goodhue, Slotherhouse.

It seems like many of the best horror films take place in a sorority house. There’s Black Christmas, Happy Death Day, Sorority House Massacre. It’s time to add a new one to that list!

You might think it’s cute. You might love its adorable little noises. But what you won’t be prepared for is how bloodthirsty and violent this little Panamanian maniac is. Don’t get on its bad side.

The only way we could watch this month’s B movie was with Steven’s fiance, Nicole! She joins us to figure out if this one is brilliant, a flunder, or the dreaded blunder.

(Recorded on October 17, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Slotherhouse - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Slotherhouse trailer - YouTube

Matthew Goodhue — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Steamboat Willie - Wikipedia

Lisa Ambalavanar — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sydney Craven — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Olivia Rouyre — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tiff Stevenson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Crackcoon (2023) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fire Twister (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

PG: Psycho Goreman (2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Turbo Kid (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to stay sane while there’s a Satan-worshipping cult about. We watched the 2018 film from Ari Aster, Hereditary.

What? You’re saying that you didn’t know there’s a shadowy cabal of murderous, lunatic, Hell fetishists in this film? You thought it was just about creepy family drama? Well, you’re not wrong.

And join the club! We had a similar experience with this all-around shocking film. We couldn’t have asked for a better spooky movie in this most spooky of months. To say this one kept us guessing would be an understatement.

Pop some popcorn, get under a cozy blanket, and definitely be sure to keep your limbs and head inside the ride at all times. You never know what could pop out and snuff out your lights.

(Recorded on October 03, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Hereditary - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hereditary trailer - YouTube

Ari Aster — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Toni Collette — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alex Wolff — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Gabriel Byrne — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ann Dowd — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Milly Shapiro — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Midsommar (2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Beau Is Afraid (2023) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Sixth Sense (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Insidious (2011) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Conjuring (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are hard of hearing but easy with revenge. We watched the 2016 film from Mike Flanagan, Hush.

I think this is an important film that teaches a valuable lesson. Life may get you down. Hell, it may even take your hearing and your voice, but that doesn’t mean you can’t kick some serious ass.

As they say: when the going gets deaf, the deaf get stabby. Should any of us find ourselves in a similar situation to the one depicted here, know that there’s always the option to seek revenge.

I mean, keep it above board. Don’t go crossbowing just anybody. But if someone like the terrible, home-invading jerk in this film shows up outside your door, then you know what you’ve got to do.

(Recorded on September 27, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Hush - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hush trailer - YouTube

Mike Flanagan — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kate Siegel — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Gallagher Jr. — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Zodiac (2007) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Freaky (2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Panic Room (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Home Alone (1990) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Equalizer (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are body swapping and murderer fleeing. We watched the 2020 film from Christopher Landon, Freaky.

You all remember that silly movie where Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are a mother and daughter who magically switch bodies and hijinks ensue? Freaky is a lot like that one, but loads of people are brutally murdered.

It’s the classic formula for all of the best movies! Not only does it make for a fun, spooky time, it’s also going to kick off our month of spooky Halloween episodes.

We’ve got a lot of good stuff in store for you this year. In this one, Vince Vaughn is a scary-ass killer and Kathryn Newton is the teenager who unwillingly takes over his monster body. It’s good time for for everyone!

(Recorded on September 25, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Freaky - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Freaky trailer - YouTube

Freaky (2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Christopher Landon — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Vince Vaughn — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kathryn Newton — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Happy Death Day (2017) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alan Ruck — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Freaky Friday (2003) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are being smart and just staying out of cornfields. We watched the 2021 film from Tim Ritter, Sharks of the Corn.

I’ve had it with these motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking corn! Wait, that’s a different movie entirely. Is Snakes on a Plane a better movie than this one? Lucky you, we’ve now done both of them!

Am I saying that one is better than the other? Nah, you’re stuck here with this one. (Although, I will say that one features Samuel L. Jackson, and that’s probably all you need to know.)

Listen on to find out what kind of rating sharks killing people in cornfields will get a movie. Will this one be brilliant, a flunder (i.e., a fun blunder), or the dreaded blunder…

(Recorded on August 13, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Sharks of the Corn - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharks of the Corn trailer - YouTube

Tim Ritter — The Movie Database (TMDB)

SCHYLLING Puppet Hand Shark - Amazon

Street Sharks (TV Series 1994–1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stonehenge - Wikipedia

Leprechaun (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Signs (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Todd Martin - IMDb

Wings (TV Series 1990–1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are taking down the man, one tv show at a time. We watched the 1987 film from Paul Michael Glaser, The Running Man.

The year is 2017. Reality television has grown out of control. Sadistic game show hosts control the country. Real blood is spilled. Lives are lost. The crowd cheers on.

No, I’m not talking about what actually happened to the world in 2017. I’m talking about the Arnold Schwarzenegger film that feels a little too prescient. I know, the similarities are too uncomfortable to consider for any length of time.

But this episode shouldn’t give anybody the kind of chilling thoughts that the real world might. It’s a freaking Schwarzenegger film! That’s always a good time.

(Recorded on August 07, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

The Running Man - The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Running Man trailer - YouTube

Arnold Schwarzenegger — The Movie Database (TMDB)

María Conchita Alonso — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen King - Wikipedia

Squid Game (TV Series 2021- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Yaphet Kotto — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Terminator (1984) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Predator (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Demolition Man (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Richard Dawson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kissing Richard Dawson - Family Feud Supercut - YouTube

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Richard Bachman - Wikipedia

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are seriously reevaluating all of their sports hobbies. We watched the 2005 film from Neil Marshall, The Descent.

Word to the wise: if you find out your spouse is cheating on you with one of your friends, don’t go on an uncharted spelunking trip with said friend. There’s no way that outing is going to go well.

And that’s assuming you won’t run into any cave-dwelling, humanoid monsters intent on eating your flesh. Throw that nightmare into the mix and you’ve got the makings of a bad time.

Luckily for us, we can just sit back and enjoy this chilling episode of the podcast. Enjoy, and be sure to send us ideas for new movies to watch!

(Recorded on July 24, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

The Descent - The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Descent trailer - YouTube

Neil Marshall — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Shauna Macdonald — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Natalie Mendoza — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alex Reid — The Movie Database (TMDB)

MyAnna Buring — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Saskia Mulder — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nora-Jane Noone — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The 13th Warrior (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Descent: Part 2 (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nosferatu (1922) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Cave (2005) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are just trying to make it to Friday without going crazy. We watched the 1999 film from Mike Judge, Office Space.

“Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking… Just a moment.”

“’PC Load Letter’? What the fuck does that mean?”

“I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…”

I could go on and on with this brilliant film, but the best possible thing you could do for yourself is give it another watch as soon as possible. And remember, we’re putting new cover sheets on every TPS report before they go out.

(Recorded on July 17, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Office Space - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Office Space trailer - YouTube

Mike Judge — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ron Livingston — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jennifer Aniston — The Movie Database (TMDB)

David Herman — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ajay Naidu — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Diedrich Bader — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen Root — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Gary Cole — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John C. McGinley — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series 2013–2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Introducing Fan Mail - Buzzsprout

Kung Fu (TV Series 1972–1975) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Swingline Stapler, Rio Red - Amazon

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