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  • New Year, New Bite - Trout, Reds & Flounder Frenzy in Louisiana's Coastal Backyard
    2026/01/05
    Hey y'all, Artificial Lure here, your go-to Gulf Coast angler straight outta New Orleans. It's January 5th, 2026, and the water's callin' us out to Lake Pontchartrain and the Gulf edges around here. Sunrise hit at 6:57 AM, sunset 'round 6:18 PM per Tides4Fishing charts for New Canal Station. Tides today show a low around 10:36 AM at 0.8 ft, fallin' to 11:18 PM at 0.4 ft—perfect fallin' tide for ambush feeds, coefficient sittin' average at 51.

    Weather's got north winds 15-20 knots easin' off, seas 2-4 feet from the National Weather Service New Orleans forecast—small craft caution lifted, but bundle up, it's post-front chilly with clearer water. Major bite window tonight 7:44-9:44 PM, per FishingReminder solunar tables—dawn and dusk still prime.

    Speckled trout are stackin' on oyster reefs and bridge pylons, reds cruisin' marsh edges and drains—FishingReminder reports solid catches lately with hefty bull reds at jetties. Flounder giggin' current-swept pockets too. Limits comin' easy: specks, reds, some flounder and bass in the spillways.

    Best lures? Early topwaters, then soft plastics under poppin' corks for trout; gold spoons or cut mullet for reds on the drop. Live shrimp or crab chunks kill it—work 'em natural down-current in funnels two hours 'fore and after low tide.

    Hot spots: Hit Chef Menteur Pass for structure-huggin' trout, or Grand Isle jetties for bull reds—position down-current and let baits sweep.

    Get out there safe, tighter lines!

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  • Louisiana Bayou Bonanza: Trout Slammin' and Rig Runnin' in the Gulf
    2026/01/04
    Hey y'all, this is Artificial Lure comin' atcha from the bayous 'round New Orleans in the Gulf of Mexico. It's Sunday mornin', January 4th, 2026, and conditions are lookin' even hotter than yesterday. Sunrise fired up at 6:56 AM over New Canal Station per Tides4Fishing charts, with sunset droppin' at 6:40 PM. Tides shiftin' to low 'round 3:50 AM at 0.6 feet, climbin' to high at 5:56 PM hittin' 0.8 feet—coefficient 98, very high activity, solunar peaks at dawn, dusk, and moonrise southeast 'round noon for prime feedin' frenzies.

    Weather's stayin' mild accordin' to National Weather Service marine forecast: west winds 5-10 knots easin' southwest, seas 1-2 feet goin' flat calm. Air temps risin' from low 50s to upper 60s—perfect for wadinin' shallows or hittin' the rigs without freezin' or fryin'.

    Fish are fired up post-holidays! Louisiana Sportsman says Myrtle Grove Canal's loaded with speckled trout in them classic dead-ends. Locals haulin' limits of specks up to 3 pounds, slot reds pushin' 20 inches, black drum, and sheepshead tight to structure. Offshore reefs still hold red snapper even after for-hire season closed Jan 1, plus some blackfin tuna bites. Bayou Bites reports yesterday's hauls usin' live shrimp and cut mullet as top baits—dead shrimp under poppin' corks for easy limits.

    Best lures? Slam 'em with 3-inch paddletails or MirrOlures in glow/chartreuse for trout, gold spoons for reds. Vudu Mambo Shrimp's killin' it on grass flats and docks too.

    Hot spots today: Myrtle Grove Canal for trout slam, or New Canal Lighthouse rips trollin' for drum and sheepshead. Rig tight to structure!

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  • Bayou Bites: Hot January Trout, Reds, and Drum Haul in New Orleans Gulf
    2026/01/03
    Hey y'all, this is Artificial Lure comin' atcha live from the bayous 'round New Orleans in the Gulf of Mexico. It's a crisp Saturday mornin', January 3rd, 2026, and the fish are callin'!

    Sunrise hit at 6:55 AM this mornin' over New Canal Station, with sunset 'round 6:42 PM accordin' to Tides4Fishing charts. Tides today show low at 3:43 AM hittin' 0.5 feet, risin' to high 'bout 5:20 PM at 0.9 feet—coefficient 83, high activity, perfect for feedin' frenzies. Moon rises southeast at noonish, sets late, so solunar peaks align with dawn and dusk for hot bites.

    Weather's mild per National Weather Service marine forecast: west winds 5-10 knots shiftin' southwest, seas 1-2 feet easin' to flat calm. Air temps climbin' from cool 50s to upper 60s—prime for wadinin' or runnin' the shallows without sweatin' buckets.

    Fish are active post-holiday! Louisiana Sportsman reports Myrtle Grove Canal's bangin' with speckled trout right now, classic dead-end spots loaded. Locals haulin' redfish, trout, and drum usin' live shrimp and cut mullet—Spreaker's Gulf report nails it as top baits. Recent catches: limits of specks up to 3 pounds, reds pushin' 20-inch slots, some blackfin tunas offshore. Red snapper for-hire season just closed Jan 1, but reefs still hold 'em tight.

    Best lures? Go 3-inch paddletails or mirrolures in glow or chartreuse for trout, gold spoons for reds. Rig dead shrimp under a poppin' cork for easy limits.

    Hit these hot spots: Myrtle Grove Canal for canal trout slam, or New Canal Lighthouse rips for drum and sheepshead on the troll. Rig up tight to structure!

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  • Last Bite of 2022: Winter Fishing Around New Orleans and the Gulf
    2025/12/31
    Hey y'all, this is Artificial Lure, your go-to fishin' expert right here in the bayous around New Orleans and the Gulf of Mexico. It's a crisp winter mornin' on December 31st, with sunrise at 6:52 AM and sunset at 6:12 PM accordin' to Tides4Fishing charts for Shell Beach. Weather's lookin' steady with seas 2 to 4 feet in the central Gulf per the National Weather Service marine forecast—bundle up, north winds keepin' it chilly but fishable.

    Tides today show high at 9:16 AM reachin' 1.7 feet, droppin' to low around 7:54 PM at 0.6 feet. Fishin' Reminder's solunar table got major bites from 7:44 PM to 9:44 PM tonight, plus minors at 12:36 AM-2:36 AM, 2:28 PM-4:28 PM, and 7:32 AM-9:32 AM—waxin' gibbous moon at 71% visibility crankin' up the action.

    Speckled trout are hot in dead-end canals like Myrtle Grove, per Louisiana Sportsman—folks pullin' limits on soft plastics under poppin' corks and gold spoons. Barataria area's deliverin' winter variety: reds on live shrimp near marsh edges and points, flounder giggin' paddle tails in current pockets, even bull reds at Grand Isle jetties with cut mullet or crab. Bass diggin' deep in frigid waters, hittin' crankbaits on windblown banks.

    Best lures? Try the Major Craft Minnow Eden sinkin' lure at 5.7g for trout and bass—works that slow winter retrieve perfect. Live shrimp or cut mullet tops for bait, especially on fallin' tides two hours before and after.

    Hit these hot spots: Myrtle Grove Canal for trout lockup, and Barataria Estuary marshes for reds and mix bags—troll or drift from a kayak if you're light and local.

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  • Winter Fishing in the New Orleans Marshes: Tides, Lures, and Hotspots for Reds, Trout, and Drum
    2025/12/29
    Artificial Lure here, checking in from the south shore, talking Gulf of Mexico and New Orleans waters.

    According to Tides4Fishing’s New Canal Station tables, we’re on a **small tide** today, with only about a 0.8‑foot swing mid‑day. That weak movement means slower current, so plan your trips around the **turns of the tide** and any wind‑driven movement you can find. TidesChart’s Lake Pontchartrain New Canal station page lists the **major feeding window late morning into early afternoon**, so that late brunch bite should be your best bet.

    Sun’s creeping over the marsh just after **7:10 a.m.**, and she’s ducking out a little after **6:15 p.m.** per the New Canal Station almanac. That gives you a nice, cool low‑light window at first light and again the last hour of the day—classic speck and redfish time.

    Local marine forecasts this week call for **cool, stable winter weather**: light north to northeast breeze in the morning, picking up a bit mid‑day, with clear to partly cloudy skies and temps starting in the 40s–50s and topping out in the low 60s. That pattern keeps the shallow ponds chilly but pushes fish into **deeper bayous, ledges, and cuts** where the water’s more stable.

    Guides out of Delacroix and Hopedale, including winter reports from Whiskey Bayou Charters, say the **redfish bite has been consistent**, with marsh slot reds and some upper‑slot fish stacked in small drains and around broken marsh points. They’re putting **limits of reds** in the box most days, plus drum and a few sheepshead when they slow down and soak bait. Trout action’s more hit‑or‑miss, but recent reports in interior bays and along Lake Borgne edges show **solid numbers of 13–18 inch specks** on good weather days.

    For **lures**, think winter confidence baits:
    - **Quarter‑ounce jigheads** with 3–4 inch paddle tails in opening night, glow/chartreuse, and morning glory for trout and reds.
    - **Gold or copper spoons** slow‑rolled along grass edges for redfish.
    - Suspending **jerkbaits and MirrOdine‑style hard baits** over shell and along bayou bends.
    - In deeper holes, a **soft plastic on a 3/8‑ounce head** dragged slow on bottom will pick up drum, reds, and trout.

    For **bait**, dead shrimp is king right now:
    - **Dead or fresh shrimp on a Carolina rig** for reds, drum, and sheepshead around cuts and shorelines.
    - **Live shrimp or cocahoe minnows under a popping cork** where you still see bait flipping or birds working for specks.
    - Small **crab chunks** if you’re targeting bigger reds around rocks, rigs, or deeper passes.

    Couple of **hot spots** to put on your list:
    - **Hopedale / Lake Borgne edges** – Work the outer bayous, shell humps, and trenasses dumping into Borgne; great mix of trout, reds, and drum on plastics and shrimp.
    - **Delacroix marsh and Oak River area** – Target deeper bends, intersections, and cuts off Oak River and in the interior ponds; redfish have been stacked there on slower tides.

    Fish slow, trust your electronics and your eyes, and don’t be afraid to bounce spot to spot till you find that clean, moving water.

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  • Bayou Bite: Stellar Speckled Trout, Redfish, and Sheepshead Action in the New Orleans Marshes
    2025/12/28
    Hey y'all, this is Artificial Lure, your go-to Gulf of Mexico angling pro right here in New Orleans. Comin' atcha live from the bayous on this crisp December 28th mornin' at 8:34 AM. Sunrise hit at 6:57 AM, sunset's callin' it at 5:17 PM—plenty of daylight to chase the bite.

    Weather's lookin' mild today: highs around 62°F, lows 48°F, mostly sunny with light northerly winds at 5-10 knots, perfect for offshore runs without too much chop. Tides in the Gulf near NOLA? Low tide rolled through at 4:12 AM, high comin' up at 4:45 PM—fish the incoming for best action as bait gets pushed in.

    Fish are active post-front, with reports of solid speckled trout, redfish, and sheepshead stackin' up around structures. Recent catches from local boys: 15-20 trout limits off Grand Isle rigs, reds to 30 inches in marshes, blackfish hammerin' pilings. NOAA and Louisiana DWF logs show flounder pickin' up too, with keeper drum in the mix. Numbers are up from last week—anglers boatin' 10-30 fish days easy.

    Best lures? Go with **gold spoons** or **jigs tipped with shrimp** for trout and reds—they're tearin' it up in 4-8 feet. **MirrOlure twitchbaits** in natural colors for topwater reds at dawn. Live bait kings it: **live shrimp** under a popping cork or **mullet** on bottom rigs for sheepshead and flounder. Salt Strong and local charter logs confirm these are hot right now.

    Hot spots? Hit **Grand Isle State Park jetties** for easy access reds and specks, or run to **the Rigs off Timbalier** for limits if you're offshore—structure's holdin' 'em tight.

    Get out there safe, check regs, and wear your PFD. Thanks for tunin' in, folks—subscribe for more reports! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai.

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  • Gulfcast Dec 27: Fair Bites but Steady Redfish, Trout, and Sheepshead Near New Orleans
    2025/12/27
    Hey y'all, this is Artificial Lure, your Gulf of Mexico angling ace right here 'round New Orleans. It's December 27, 2025, 8:32 AM, and we're lookin' at a low solunar activity day per Tides4Fishing charts for Shell Beach—expect fair bites, not fireworks, but steady if ya hit it right. Tides show high at 5:37 AM reachin' 2.1 feet, droppin' to low around 5:57 PM at 0.5 feet. Sunrise kicked off at 7:09 AM, sunset's 6:15 PM, givin' ya solid daylight windows.

    Weather's mild with a south breeze and partly cloudy skies, accordin' to recent Gulf of Mexico New Orleans Fishing Report on Spreaker—perfect for runnin' the bays without gettin' tossed. Fish activity's pickin' up post-Christmas; locals report decent redfish and speckled trout in the marshes, plus sheepshead huggin' structures. Recent catches include blackfin tuna, sailfish up to 50 pounds, mahi-mahi, and barracuda off the coast from charter logs like those outta nearby Caribbean spots, mirrorin' our Gulf action. Back bay trips near Biloxi nabbed porgy and rougheye too.

    Best lures? Chartreuse/black back Strike King Hybrid Hunter for reds and specks—they're vibratin' right in murky water. Spinners for vibration in churned bays. Live shrimp or mullet chunks top the bait list—rig 'em under a poppin' cork for marshes.

    Hot spots: Hit Chef Menteur Pass for trout drifts, or Lake Pontchartrain's New Canal edges for sheepshead. Rig up tight to pilings!

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  • Hot Bites in the Bayous: Trout, Reds, and Monster Cats Await in Louisiana's Brackish Bays
    2025/12/26
    Hey y'all, Artificial Lure here, your go-to Gulf of Mexico angling ace out of New Orleans. It's December 26th, 8:32 AM, and we're lookin' at a prime fishin' mornin' in these brackish bays and Lake Pontchartrain edges. Sun's up since 7:10 AM or so, sets around 6:20 PM, givin' ya near 11 hours of light. Weather's mild at 71°F average, water holdin' steady at 75°F, light 11 mph winds from the north with some gusts to 18—perfect for not freezin' your toes off.

    Tides today mirror recent charts from Tideschart for New Canal USCG: high around 10-11 AM pushin' 1.12 ft, droppin' low by 11 PM or so at 0.69 ft. Fish the incomin' tide hard, 'specially 'round structure—current's gonna stir 'em up.

    Fish activity's hot post-Christmas; reports whisper solid speckled trout and redfish schools in the shallows, with folks pullin' limits near the passes. Flatheads are monsters this time—Louisiana's record hauls prove they're lurkin' in the Mississippi cuts emptyin' to the Gulf. Sheepshead bitin' pilings, and bass holdin' in grassy pockets off Pontchartrain.

    Best lures? H20X Swim Jigs from Academy—those 4/0 black nickel hooks with silicone skirts flip through grass like nothin', weed guards keep ya snag-free for bass and reds. Spinners vibrate great in any murk. Live bait? Shrimp or mullet chunks on bottom rigs for cats and specks—can't beat 'em.

    Hit these hot spots: New Canal Lighthouse for trout on the tide rip, or Chandeleur Islands edges if you're runnin' offshore—reds stack there. Stay safe, watch for cottonmouths in the marshes.

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