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Ever been stuck in a car on a long road trip, bladder bursting, with no rest stop in sight? Join us, Neil and Graham, as well as tenants' rights advocate Jacob (Kuba) Grun. From Gatorade bottle solution to the peculiar dynamics of snack hoarding, this trip became a comedy of errors that kept us laughing all the way to Sin City. We tackle the etiquette of road trip bathroom breaks, turning necessity into crimes against society.

Jacob offers insightful perspectives that remind us of the importance of communication and consent, even amidst bladder emergencies. So buckle up, because you're in for one entertaining trip to Vegas!

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Ever found yourself pondering whether to leave a hotel room spotless or let the cleaning crew earn their keep? On this episode of Premeditated, Neil and Graham take you on a journey through the unspoken rules of hotel checkout etiquette and those quirky norms we all seem to abide by. From deciding if taking home those tiny toiletries is a savvy move or a moral misdemeanor, to personal tales of less-than-luxurious stays featuring Florida bugs, body bugs, bed bugs, and inventive ways to stay warm in NYC, check checkout out.

If you've ever felt a pang of guilt for eyeing that plush hotel robe or wondered how far courtesy should stretch when it comes to tidying up, you're not alone. Whether it's the allure of scented lotions or the creative lengths some go to maximize their hotel experience, we take a look at the tragic world of hotel stays.

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In a tire-squealingly contentious case, Neil and Graham, talk to Ross Kelly to tackle the most infamous unwritten law since the invention of the Model T: Get out of my way! Shown through the POVs of a young, virile couple and a college-bound younger sibling, we explore the in's and out's of going in and out of the leftmost lane.

The speed limit isn't the only thing being exceeded! We take comedy to new heights. We do what no lawmaker or politician has ever dared to do, we close the case on where civilians should drive and at what speeds. Do you pull over for highway cowboys? Are cars, by definition, litter?

Don't be surprised if this episode find its way into your nephew's Drivers Ed class curriculum, because the rules of the road start here, and this case file is marked "IMPORTANT" with a double underline.

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Judge Neil:
Counsel, we’re here to address the use of the left lane on a freeway. Mr. Graham, you may begin.

Mr. Graham:
Thank you, Your Honor. The left lane should be reserved for passing only. Drivers who remain there unnecessarily cause congestion and create safety hazards.

Mr. Ross :
Your Honor, the left lane isn’t strictly for passing. In some situations, like heavy traffic or when the right lane is occupied, it’s safer to remain in the left lane.

Judge Neil:
Are you suggesting drivers should stay in the left lane even when not overtaking?

Mr. Ross:
Yes, Your Honor. In certain cases, it’s safer and more efficient to stay there.

Mr. Graham:
But that shouldn’t be the standard. Drivers should move right when possible to avoid blocking traffic.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

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