Premeditated

著者: Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
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  • Etiquette has a new judge.

    Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.

    In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.

    Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.

    The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
    The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.

    We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.

    Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.

    In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.

    Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
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Etiquette has a new judge.

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.

In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.

Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.

The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.

We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.

Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.

In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
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  • Wedding Destination v. Gift Obligation (with Danielle Shvartsman)
    2025/04/08

    At what point does "All Inclusive" become all exclusive? Here at Premeditated, we travelling to the Baja Peninsula to celebrate love. But are we supposed to give the well-travelled couple a gift? Does the wedding hangover necessitate a money hangover too? Oh the indignity! We'll deliberate on this question, gift registry culture, chips and guac and more.


    For our debut

    video episode, we had to get BIG STAR. So we skipped on down to the courthouse and dragged DANIELLE SHVARTSMAN (@stanleytushi) away from her current case where she's suing public schools for banning bouncy balls and juggling scarves in P.E. classes.


    Tune in to an all new episode of

    Premeditated.


    Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

    Guest: Danielle Shvartsman (@stanleytushi)

    insta: @premeditatedpod


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    38 分
  • Grandma Smart v. Kansas Board of Cosmetic Dentistry (with Will Smart)
    2025/04/01

    We're all people. We all walk around in society. We all get schitt in our teeth. The PROBLEM? Our eyes are attached to our face in such a way that we can't see our own teeth!


    Whether this is a new discovery for you or old hat, the esteemed lawyers at Premeditated Law, LLP have your back. We do what we're known for, and that is tackle unwritten social laws.


    Our good good friend, Will Smart, hops over the jury bench to help Neil and Graham settle on a ruling on if you should tell someone if they have something in their teeth.


    Also, trigger warning, we argue about car batteries.


    Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

    Guest: Will Smart (@balooga180)

    insta: @premeditatedpod


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    41 分
  • Friends v. FIFO
    2025/03/25

    You know how grocery stores stock their shelves by putting the new stuff at the back and pushing the old stuff to the front? Listen up Lucy, that's called First In, First Out. And well, hear our guest out, what if we FIFO'd our friends?


    On the Sweet Seventeenth episode of Premeditated, we invited our good friend Mudslide over to discuss when/how often we should hang with our peripheral friends. Yes yes, your best friends are your best friends, and you'll hangout with them whenever, wherever. But what about the friends you only enjoy? We don't have time for all of them. And frankly, we don't wanna make time for all of them.


    Stop by the Premed Courtroom and hear how you can make time for casual friends.

    Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

    Guest: Mudslide

    insta: @premeditatedpod

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    28 分

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