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**Listener discretion is advised. This episode is filthy**

Welcome to Episode #9 - Lickey End. Happy Distraction is the feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about all things filth. From Doctors piece to bellend we have it all. We play one hell of a tricky game in Kirsty Vs. Dylan and talk about some of the weirdest and most wonderful cringes. We talk #InappropriateFuneralSongs in Hashtag Crashtag (this is one not to miss) BUT of course, there's much more than that, so what are you waiting for? Jump in!

In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:26)
Top of the Tops: (02:01)
Hashtag Crashtag: (06:51)
Cringe of the week: (10:51)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (17:23)
Happy News: (24:17)
Goodbyes: (26:42)

Top quotes from the show:
There are just far too many funny moments in this show, that we struggled to pick some top quotes, so what are you waiting for? Go and listen now, it will not disappoint!

Top of the Tops:
In this new segment, we reveal a top 5 or 10 list of something interesting and try to guess what things will rank. We're talking about movies this time! Have you ever wondered what movie has the most fucks in it? Are you curious to know how many times the word fuck is used? Do you want to know the fuck per minute rate of the most prolific offending title? Look no further, give it a listen and find out the fucking answer.

Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #InappropriateFuneralSongs. The hashtag that shares the songs you definitely shouldn't hear at a funeral.

Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called 'Incohearent'. Incohearent is the adult party game that will get you talking! Let the laughs begin as you compete to make sense out of gibberish! Who will win? Listen to find out.

So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!

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