Ort

My shit is working.  Tickling the crackle.  Pump some farts.  Belch.  Crackle.  Share it bro.  We are going legit.  Conflicting link sharing.  What and idiot!  Big Angel Skit (Look.  I was and still am experimenting) that took too long.  I gotta HUSSLE!  FOOD HORDER!!!  Still with the Big ANGEL! More tickling the crackle.  Very nice Crackle.  Who doesn't like Family Guy?!  Co Worker FARTS!!!  Johnny Oh"!  Dangerously INSANE fart loop!  A how to on fart recording...kinda.  FORwArd farts.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Aunt Pam we can't write fart stories.  Guy tells a Fart Story.  6th Grade fart story.  Very Mature!  KevMo!  Hey fuck you FART!!!!!  Ouch!  Your gonna rip your... open!  Mad at nature.  4 of em!!!!!  Record! Sheri fart The fish Tank.  Oh My.  Robot Collective! Are ya cold butthole?  Being Stupid and Entertaining.  Fart Outro..........    

I experiment with a live show.  Onsite with our West Virginia friends.  We love those folks!!!  I think I may have gotten a bit ahead of myself in the fun department.  Here it is anyway.  
Send your Fart Files to sendusyourfarts@gmail.com.  

Taints O' Fire/Light Farting with Pooh Bear AKA Nadja (my Beloved).  

My man Christian Smif on the show.  Send your fart files to sendusyourfarts@gmail.com .

I have (my first) guest Dave Ort on.  Dave has been a singer in many Baltimore based bands over the course of the past 3 decades.   He is also a big part of why this show started.  So It's kinda his fault.  Check out his current band KNUB.  #KNUB

Fart Story call in with my son Tristan.  Dictators are DICKS!  Make Farts Not War.  MORE Pullen Fart Stacks.  Johny O' Air Raid.  Meeting a fellow fart Enthusiast.  Cross Country Fart from Portland.  Fart Ride...take it easy.

Zero Play.  The crackle contemplation.  Guy's first farts story told by... Guy about Guy.  Let's have some Dookie Farts! Cole Farts (1st Submitter of Fart Files!).  Guy Farts.  Jamming with Cole thanks Technology.  Fart Time with the Stars! Pink Floyd FART FARt FArt Fart fart...