There comes a time in every podcast's life where you take a sharp pivot. For us this happens 26 times a year. Thanks to our first Patreoner's fat stacks ka-ching we are willing to do whatever he asks and go way off track in the process.

We meander between Wonka's candy hellscape, gator hate crimes, and Naruto's lackluster naming conventions all in the search of the Perfect Podcast™. What we end up with is a new kind of show that will fully encompass your life, extending beyond the present listening experience and into the murky past

If you want us to do whatever you ask please leave a review, send us an email - sothatstheshow@gmail.com, or find us online at patreon.com/sothatstheshow.

Your Blackberry is as inscrutable as it is functional. Your fingers slide across the 4 rows of buttons that take up half the front-device real estate. The screen show several pixelated icons that might have been drawn with an etch a sketch. You scroll down to messages where it blinks insistently that you have a new one from an unregistered number. This could be the break in the case you're looking for.

You scroll one further to the music icon. You put on Viva La Vida by Coldplay.

Damn. You love this song.

It begins to rain.

Richard and Sean set out to record another mummy-themed episode this week, but little do they know, things might not go according to plan. At least it's a beautifiul day outside today. Perfect to take care of some unruly grass, perhaps???

Somebody dies in this episode. Yeah. Dead dead. At least we made it to 10 episodes before our first casualty. And no, Wingman doesn't count. Oh shoot, look out! It's horrible 90s movie CG graphics! Shield your eyes!!!

In memoriam: Innocent Gopher

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This week's guest, Eli, takes us further away from the light but closer to the light of day. Prepare for our BIGGEST pivot yet. This ep we talk about defining, refining, and refinding our recording space and thinking about your space. Where are you? Where are we? We hope to find out next week!

Dick Justice was useless. You knew you shouldn't have entrusted the agency to him. You file a quick complaint against him to your old friends at the DA on your trusty Blackberry 6210. Damn it, forgot your password. What was it again? You check your arm which is covered in words tattooed into your skin. Hopefully you wrote it down somewhere. Pepsi brand Oreos - Get em while they're hot. Thats right, you sold ad space on your body to fuel your blood donation habit. Remember to shop at Maurice's Meats. Maurice's Meats? Where have you heard that before? You type it into your Blackberry. Bingo. It's your password.

In this episode Chairman and his new best friend the Huntinator are up to their most nefarious scheme yet! Uh oh looks it has something to do with GULP Mummies!!!! Will they succeed in their evil plans, or will the entire show crumble under the premise of having to fit it in under 30 minutes? Why don't you take a seat and heat up nice warm cup of hot cocoa and take a listen. I can't promise Sean's audio editing will be gentle on the ears, but he tried his best.

The Huntinator backstory:

The Galaxy's most feared bounty hunter came from humble beginnings. As a young man, he had always wanted to become an actor. After countless auditions it looked look his dream may come true when he was attached to a major role in Animaniacs. However, after creative disputes with Yakko he was dropped from the project, and creative disputes with the Warners have especially dire consequences. The Huntinator struggled to find a gig in Hollywood after this. He soon returned to his hometown where he began attending Community College. In a remedial literature course The Huntinator read the SparkNotes for the 1924 short story The Most Dangerous Game, and his life was changed forever. He took his space car to walmart and bought a 12 gauge shot gun that very day, and the rest is history.

We're broke! If you've been paying attention it should be obvious. We haven't talked about caviar or hunting people on a private island in ages. We're looking to get back on top with some financial advice from the only person we know who has their own bank account. We flesh out our patreon and come up with some creative solutions to DISRUPT the podcast industry once and for all. Join us next week for our most frantic episode yet.

Dick Justice pulls his key out and begins rattling around in an ancient filing cabinet.

"Just because the make and model of your car changed between episode descriptions doesn't necessarily mean the Decepticons were involved but .... aha here it is!"

He exclaims as the dust of a million mummies flies out of the cabinet.

cough cough

"Yes, take a look at this."

He deposits a thick stack of papers in your hands.

"Its my new manuscript. Kind of a rock opera about my life."

You stare out the window wondering where everything went wrong.

"Just give it a read, oh and here is a link to my soundcloud where I have some first takes for the songs. Just imagine them with instrumentals behind them."

On the street below a corpo-wage slave buys a fresh pack of cyber stims.

You check your watch. Its 2pm.

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SHR3DD3RS is a podcast by TMNT fans for Christians. Each week two dumb supervillains try to take over 90s New York by comparing two 90s cartoons and using what they've learned to figure out how to defeat those dastardly turtles once and for all.

This week we're joined by the turtle's own pizza delivery person - January! Hopefully they have the hot insider slice that will put us over the top. Join us as we maniacally laugh and discuss Street Sharks and Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron. We talk vehicles, villains, missles, and catch phrases galore in this hit new podcast that definitely will be around for a long time.

A fan is defined as an apparatus with rotating blades. Our biggest fan is defined as Sid.
Join us as we dig up some gripes about old episodes and polish some of our least licensable characters yet.
Technophobes beware - Review Review features some alarmingly realistic robot voices. Be warned!
Our fans have spoken and we've listened! (To one of them)

You take the kerchief and stroll into your old office. Your name's been stripped off and sharp letters spelling Dick Justice, Private Eye, are freshly stenciled in their place.
"Hey old timer, what brings you by?"
He gives you a once over while you do the same to the room. He's redecorated as well.
The details of the case are plain as day to a seasoned newbie like Dick.
He raises an eyebrow
"Decepticons?"
You nod.

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Spo/orror! Fri/anic! Dre/ear!

New emotions will be found on this first episode of S////ASHERS

Richy Boy Benson and Seanathan the 3rd delve deep into the horror world and discuss how monstrous evolution can bring species and movies closer together. Our guests Blotch Stinkum (Sam) and Lacroix Pamplemousse (Jaila) bring two similar movies to the table today and battle it out to determine the King of Clowns. 🌿👑🌿

We play games, listen to a jingle or two, and write the spookiest script you ever heard. Will we cave under the pressure or descent into madness? Listen to find out!

Did you know Stephanie Meyer's The Host ends with a cross fade into Imagine Dragons? Just FYI