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Episode Twelve: The Weather,

What begins as a gentle monologue on the changing seasons soon spirals into a meditation on Keith’s cholesterol, the perils of digital fear-mongering, and the baffling enthusiasm of a grown man for a random purchase on the Facebook Marketplace on the Facebook.

Tune in for:

• A reflection on how snow is never quite as good as it was in childhood.
• Media scaremongering, nipple metaphors, and the eternal struggle for a well-gritted street.
• The perils of rear-wheel drive when one’s Mercedes-Benz SLK meets the Devil’s Dandruff.

The snow is falling, the roads are chaos, and Mr. Curshaw—recent widower and unexpected exhibitionist—is making quite the scene in the street. Just another day in Harkshire.

An ode to British weather, suburban absurdity, and the sheer unpredictability of one’s neighbours.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

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Episode Eleven: The Appointment,

Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in!

Tune in for:

• The perils of digitalisation and spirit animal selections gone wrong.
• A grim discovery in Jord Moor (and Keith’s highly inappropriate take on it).
• A health-and-safety-heavy approach to marital relations that could double as a workplace induction.

Between broken bourbons, PPE procedures, and the crushing realisation that passion and spontaneity are things of the past, this episode is a masterclass in British wit, social absurdity, and the eternal disappointment that is Keith.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Ten: The Dragon,

In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport—a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions.

Tune in for:

• A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport.
• A chance encounter with a Dragon (not the fire-breathing kind, unfortunately).
• A fierce debate on eco-consciousness, luxury cars, and ethically questionable spandex.

Bitingly witty, deliciously absurd, and packed with quintessentially British satire, this episode is a first-class journey into small-town snobbery, unexpected friendships, and the eternal battle between status and sustainability

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

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Episode Nine: The Betrayal,

In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild.

Tune in for:

• Sharp critiques of loyalty and trust in marriage.
• Side-splitting commentary on social climbing and scandal.
• A whirlwind of surreal humour and unpredictable twists.

Delivered with our gossip’s signature biting wit, this episode is a chaotic delight, blending relatable drama with outlandish comedy for an unforgettable listen

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Eight: The Salon,

In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury.

Tune in for:

• A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism.
• Hilarious commentary on Kinley Village rumours and their absurdities.
• A glimpse into the narrator’s fiery quest for justice and dignity.

Infused with biting humour and quintessentially British satire, this episode is a riotous exploration of vanity, gossip, and small-town politics

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Seven: The Neighbour,

In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue.

Tune in for:

• A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.”
• A biting critique of modern living clashes with tradition.
• Mischievous musings on the lengths one might go to preserve neighbourhood harmony.

Delivered with biting humour and unapologetic opinion, this episode is a riotous exploration of community, eccentricity, and the unravelling of suburban peace.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

Episode Six: The Mother,

In this episode, our gossip shares a tense and deeply humorous account of navigating the challenges of caring for an ageing, demanding mother. From guilt trips to uncanny misunderstandings, the chaos of familial obligation unfolds with a sharp tongue and an unflinching wit.

Tune in for:

• A comedic dive into family dynamics and stubborn independence.
• Musings on the clash between idyllic retirement home visions and reality.
• An unforgettable story about a tragic (and strangely absurd) family incident.

Delivered with a quintessentially British blend of dry humour and candid reflection, this episode is a captivating listen for anyone who’s ever found themselves at odds with their parents—or their plans.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip

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Get In Touch:

If you're interested in learning more about this podcast, wish to provide feedback, explore collaboration opportunities, or discover how Artis House Ltd can assist you in launching or developing your own podcast, please reach out to us at info@artishouse.co.uk

Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd