AJ has relented and allowed a watch of a well-regard Christmas classic, but perhaps it's too late. Perhaps the damage is done...

It's fair to say nobody else has watched the 1983 classic: A CHRISTMAS STORY with the lens that they have, and they know this because shortly after recording this they looked it up and discovered that nobody is thinking about this movie in this way... at all... but the path to enlightenment is one less travelled.

So please enjoy two people who have already been watching Christmas films for too long treat this family-friendly holiday movie as a sacred religious text.

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Margaret has been through a break-up, and AJ has the answer. What could be better than a watch of the Buzzfeed movie - EXMAS. Could a new tradition be forming? Let us hope not.

Nevertheless they are here to dissect fruity orgies, THICK butter and our new rizz king - Brady.

It is also the introduction of an electrifying new segment: Bin Chat.

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The depraved depths of the Christmas canon have begun to make themselves know, as Margaret and AJ have stumbled across a movie called Santa Jaws. A movie that at the very least can say it delivers on what it promises. And so too our brave hosts will deliver on investigating this newly discovered relic for you.

Together they query if the shark is a lesbian, if elves will ever be allowed to just sink beers in peace, and if life is actually better inside the belly of the shark.

Oh yeah... this one broke them a bit.

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Can Christmas defeat racism?

An ambitious question that Billy Ray Cyrus is attempting to solve in CHRISTMAS IN CANAAN with... mixed results.

Weaving through latent bisexuality, bicycle-related misogyny, the thirstiest sister and of course... country music. Margaret and AJ attempt to find out if Billy Ray is right and if we really will... get by somehow.

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Persistence is already paying off.

Picking a last minute movie at random has led Margaret and AJ to THE DRONE THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS... and what a film.

CGI set dressing? Check. A roaming fetus? Check. A shocking revelation about Australia? Check. A soundtrack by JQ the Legend? Check.

Rudolfo the Magic Fingers?

Check Check CHECK!

An experience that has to be seen to be believed, this masterpiece has it all. Including a shocking revelation about Australia that will change our standing in the world... forever...

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The decisions are arguably getting worse, as a hungover Margaret and AJ take on an early morning watch of A MOM FOR CHRISTMAS, as the blinding grin of the late great Olivia Newtown John stares deep into their haunted souls.

Narrowly surviving an assault by synthesizer, our hosts try to unpack the complex lore of mannequins in this movie and comfort each other after witnessing a truly surprising and horrific fate for jolly old Saint Nick.

They are also ready to provide a little taste of their own moving Christmas movie...

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In an attempt to balance out their previously somewhat unsophisticated watches, Margaret and AJ overshoot their mark with the 1969 French New Wave film, MY NIGHT AT MAUD'S, A Christmas movie about Maths and Ethics.

A thrilling offer from unquestionably the most committed Christmas director so far, venturing through sexually repressed Frenchmen, ghost cucks and unnecessarily long bugle solos.

AJ also imparts a dark revelation about a beloved breakfast cereal, that will shock you to the core.

Best enjoyed Solo

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Margaret and AJ decide to have some camaraderie with some white ladies in A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS, an unnecessary Christmas sequel to a non-Christmas film that AJ has never seen and Margaret has oddly seen multiple times...

A girthy Santa, shameless advertising and a fallen acting protege make up a viewing this week that has brought out a new energy in Margaret. An energy that has made AJ deeply uncomfortable.

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