Let us be your fantasy...football league champs. We check in on how our teams did this past weekend and find out what Jason ended up naming his. Hint: it has to do with 💩

We also catch up on Jason and Nick’s moneyliners and explore whether they’ve finally mastered the art knowing when to fold em and walk away.

Until we get real cool companies and real cool ads, we decided to make Nick read an AI-generated one for our made-up goalie pads: Puck me harder. Mmmhmmmm.

We’re also diving into the beer league archetypes you know and love. From the guy who helicopters in the shower to the guy who’s not that great but suuuuure knows how to coach (and complain), we’ve got ‘em all covered. Plus, hear Nick ramble way too long about Jeff Peck’s wife scurrying around scantily clad in an Airbnb. No, we’re not sure how he made that into a story either.

Finally, we’ll share our bets for the weekend, so you can either ride our coattails or be ear-witness to the downfall.

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Fantasy drafts, beer league tryouts (?!) and dog poop dilemmas...

It's fantasy draft time, which also means it's ""pick the punishment"" time. The BLPA has skin in the game and so far, the loser has to write and perform jingles for the podcast, carry Nick & Jason's gear at a tourney, or get a BLPA tattoo. Got any better (worse) ideas?

In other news of bet failures...shoutout to @321nole, who boldly promised to eat ""dog s–t out of a red solo cup with a spoon"" if Florida State lost to Boston College. His social accounts were MIA by halftime.

Ever wondered what happens when an adult league takes beer league tryouts to the extreme? Spoiler alert: it involves some kids who were probably picked last for dodgeball and need to feel powerful behind a microphone.

And wait til you hear Jason’s plan to turn these beer league shenanigans into a full-blown reality show.

We also close the chapter on anti-goalie-gate...listen to hear how it ends.

Annnnd to no one's suprise, our conversation occasionally dives into the NSFW realm, leaving some poor soul's coworker questioning their life choices after overhearing our explicit antics

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Alright this was a SPICY ep. We dove allllll the way into goalie-gate—yes we even had to change names. All the drama from this weekend's tournament where a goalie walked out on his team because...? It ended with a few renditions of Taylor Swift songs because this guy just couldn't shake it off.

Jason joined today, probably because he was upset about last week's top fast food restraunt picks. Hear the ultimate truth from team no-sleeves. We also got into a heated debate about airplane armrests and which seat deserves them; we're lookin at you, middle seaters.

Finally! Lots of upcoming tournament details and why you need to rally your Minnesota team! Come on, state of hockey!


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