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BOMT overstayed its welcome and continued vegetating (no pun intended) on Asparagusto 1, that orb of flatulence inducing green side dish known as the most asparagus-centric society in the multiverse.

Their system of currency is asparagus. This makes shopping difficult since the asparagus in one’s wallet goes putrid and becomes a glomp of stinky vegetable schmutz that ruins one’s wallet.

The typical inhabitant of Asparagus 9 typically goes through 25 wallets a year. This may not sound too bad however, on planet Asparagusto 1, a year lasts for 25 days therefore every citizen needs to shop for a new wallet every day of the year.

Top economists experimented with other currencies, such as cabbage and broccoli, however, though an asparagus-based economy causes its inhabitants to pee bright green, it's still preferable to the impact of immense broccoli farts caused by an alternative currency.

We begin our episode with the answer to people who find themselves unliked and not able to get along with people by asking the question: “Do you suffer from awful personality syndrome?” A review of the latest sex app is reviewed (and it isn’t a spreadsheet since something it isn’t sheets that are being spread), Poopypants Pete features the latest service for people who are too lazy to go to the toilet on their own and for all the listeners with deep psychological problems (and that includes all listeners of this podcast, you too!!!) the latest breakthrough in psychological theory: Literal Method Therapy

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With a carrot accidently lodged in its back cooling passage, BOMT stumbled upon Planet Asparagusto 1, the most asparagus-centric society in the multiverse, an entire civilization rooted in (no pun intended) asparagus.

On a planet with no intrinsically valuable materials and where nothing valuable, such as gold, exists, the planet’s currency is (and this doesn’t take a psychic to guess): asparagus. Workers toil in the vast asparagus mines (which in reality is just a field but saying ‘workers toil in the vast asparagus fields pulling asparagus out by the roots and take it down to the market’ doesn't sound very impressive).

It is a precarious financial system. On a hot day, if refrigeration fails or if a rat gets into the refrigerated safe, a billionaire can be wiped out.

We begin with another episode of Yes It’s Another Morning where the producer of Yes, It’s Another Morning reviews the secrets of producing a crap morning show as Yes, It’s Another Morning.

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BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) lands on Whackoff 8, the most self-sexually, self-romantically, and self-involved planet in a self-absorbed universe of immense, egocentric, imperiousness. The official transcription logs of BOMT, as it approached the gravitational field of pure narcissistic sexual energy waves, reads as “I am entering the field of Whackoff 8 , detecting a rise in unfiltered egocentric energy and… oh my God, I never noticed how gorgeous and drop dead sexy I am, I … I want to write a love poem to myself… I just can’t help it. My antenna is uncontrollably stroking my throttle-boing stick and it feels so good… I am fanaticising sticking my spoorelease rod into my rear passage duct… and sticking it in and out and in and…. Oh I love me! I am expelling my excess jizzlubricant. I am going to marry myself!”

As BOMT continued admiring a screenshot of itself, it downloaded the following achieve material:

We begin with the Faecal Economist Langly Fulton shares his top tips on toilet paper substitute (note: Do not attempt using discarded sandpaper) and a commercial from Head Bang Industries for the latest technology in walls to bang your head against.

David Cumfucker attempts, unsuccessfully, to report day 69 from the trial of the decade despite obstacles, which include a retarded camera crew (we apologise if saying ‘retarded’ has offended any listeners, including retarded listener, who may tend to become a bit retarded when triggered over retarded things, such as this retarded sketch). After a message from the makers of Kak Gleam who add razzle and sparkle in your dung (and we realise that dung doesn’t usually describe human poop however we are told that some of our listeners are animals), we feature the latest episode of Fucking with Nature where Jim Obean, the fucking naturist, attempts to do it with a bee.

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