It's another season on the beach. We are paradising our way into fall and also the winter. It's giving very much Jaida Essence Hall "LOOK OVER THERE" as abc/bachelor nation tries to quickly divert our attention from their lack of acknowledgement of any of the real issues that took place last season and force us into the chaos that is paradise.

We've got some old faces but mostly a lot of new ones because we did not watch a millisecond of Clayin's season so we don't know who none of these womens are and don't even try to ask us to tell apart these blonde ones because baybee we truly do not know.

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Cue the end of Beyoncé's "Summer Renaissance" bc it's giving "applause...round of applause" but for us completing this season not that mess of 3 hours that we had to watch that truly could have been an email.

Well here we are. It's the end of hopefully the last time we'll ever have two bachelorettes and lets just say the way that one of these things was not like the other the entire season...no one is surprised by this ending. People cheatin, breakin up, lyin, being bamboozled, skirting accountability, we got 5 woman trying to get the attention of 1 man...are we watching Maury or The Bachelorette because we are very confused.

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It's finale week, but also not really because they've drawn this out for far too long and we still have a 3 hour finale next week even though there's only 2 people left? Make it make sense pls.

In this episode Vic and Mi discuss part one of the finale, how there's endless apologies for things that people didn't actually need to apologize for because they were being honest and vulnerable, how this damn ring is ruining everything, and how our good friend Rachel is truly over it and also ready for Paradise so that the attention can be off of her.

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It's Fantasy Suites week and let's just say it didn't go as planned. People leaving, people getting left, people crying on bridges, and for once we barely saw Rachel? They made us endure 2 nights of Fantasy Suites but because we love y'all (and bc the episodes could have been an email) we managed to get all that happened into one episode and if that is not a testament of our love for you ion know what is.

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Because of course there's something racist to unearth in a contestant's past. Why on earth wouldn't there be? Why should casting and production have to vet the contestants they bring onto show after years of racism and violence perpetuated against marginalized communities? Why shouldn't we be running to accept Erich's half-assed apology? Why shouldn't we love and adore the resurgence of the Black square a la 2020? Why, why, whhhhhhyyyyyy?

In the midst of our frustration, Vic and Mi strive to hold a conversation about Blackface and it's history, this franchise's habit for sweeping incidents like these under the rug instead of resourcing themselves toward transformative justice, Erich's inability to acknowledge his actions as racist, and why we have to reassess the reliance on Black creators in this community to educate the masses. It can't just be us.

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So...that had to be a joke right? A Men Tell All episode that started with a hometown date and ended with...pasta sauce?! And not even Grocery Store Joe's?? Nah y'all got us all kinds of messed up after that episode.

Also Happy September! I hope y'all are excited because the bonus content we so often speak of is comingggg bb, glad you're already a part of the Patreon because our episodes are now back to being patron exclusive so y'all will always be the first to know when anything drops. Thank y'all for rockin with us as always.

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WHERE IS AVEN'S HOMETOWN?!

Nah y'all did us and Aven dirty here because how we leave out the one minority's hometown date when y'all somehow managed to allow ample space for Rachel to be verbally attacked by a family who clearly forgot what show their son was on.

Justice for Aven's hometown, y'all better not rush through that before Men Tell All because...we gone be ready to throw hands. Virtual podcast hands of course.

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If you say "hometowns" in the mirror six times, Jesse Palmer will appear and cancel a cocktail party.

What else can be said? Baby Back Bitch is, has been and always will be the moment. Forever may the real Cheese (Intolerant) King, Ethan Kang, reign.

Okay, we also we know Logan's Ronagate drama has everyone in a tizzy but we promise y'all, it's not that deep. In this episode, we explain the ever changing Covid protocols in film/tv and how the union that the franchise is covered under shifted their Covid policies right before this season started filming. Gabby catches this week's fade. We go to the colonizer museum with Rachel and Zach. Tino cries almost. And we want justice for Ethan.

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