The ELM STREET celebration comes to an end this week on The Blind Rage Podcast. Putting a bloody period (did I seriously just write that?) at the end of the sentence is DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE?, an episode of FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES that aired midway through the second season.

In the tradition of young adult thrillers of its time, the story focuses on Lisa, a high school student who reluctantly takes her best friend’s babysitting job for a night. Her friend, who we’ll call Horny Heidi, wants the weekend off so she can get it in with Kurt, one of Springwood High’s most popular football players.

Her mind so focused on satisfying those carnal cravings, Horny Heidi neglects to inform Lisa about Patty, the family’s oldest daughter, who they have locked in the basement. Patty is known for her violent and murderous tendencies, so Lisa is never, under any circumstances, to open the basement door.

Instead of getting the hell out of there, as any sane, rational person would, she… Well, do I even have to finish that sentence?

The 40th anniversary celebration of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET continues on The Blind Rage Podcast! For our third venture to Springwood, we’re having a look at DREAM COME TRUE, which kicked off the second season of FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES.

A dream therapist takes the stage of a local talk show to hawk his new book when he meets an audience member in desperate need of his help. She’s a young mother whose son’s dreams are haunted by Freddy Krueger (where have I heard that before?). At the behest of the show’s host, the doctor reluctantly agrees to help the adolescent find a way to sleep peacefully.

In so doing, he unleashes Freddy’s wrath and soon, the good doctor finds himself tormented by a few nightmares of his own…

The Blind Rage Podcast continues the 40th anniversary celebration of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET with SAFE SEX, which closed the first season of FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES.

Written by Splatterpunk essential David J. Schow (THE HILLS RUN RED, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III), this sleazy tale focuses on a pair of high school boys with only one thing on their minds: sex. And a girl with only one thing on hers: Freddy Krueger.

We’re treated to some truly bizarre dream sequences featuring a little mild S&M, spinning the Wheel of Misfortune, and a car with a mind of its own. So, stock up on some Trojans. It’s time for a little SAFE SEX.