Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back this week with something a little different—a look at the 2022 horror throwback Here for Blood.

While it's not from the 1980s, this modern homage delivers on practical effects, over-the-top storytelling, and a wild premise that’s sure to grab your attention.

The film follows a wrestler stepping in to babysit for his girlfriend, only to face a masked cult of sex perverts and a supernatural twist. Think Evil Dead 2 meets Friday the 13th, with a low-budget charm that leans heavily on practical effects and chaotic energy.

We break down what works, like the creative effects and the lead characters’ chemistry. But we also get into the issues, including repetitive gore and missed opportunities for bigger laughs. Despite these, Here for Blood is a fun watch for old-school horror fans.

Tune in for the full discussion, and let us know your thoughts. Until next time, keep cruising with the Cannon Cruisers!

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back with another thrilling bonus feature, diving into the 1985 martial arts classic, Gymkata. Directed by Robert Clouse and based on Dan Tyler Moore’s novel The Terrible Game, this film offers a unique fusion of gymnastics and karate with gold medalist Kurt Thomas in the lead role.

This week, we follow Jonathan Cabot, played by Thomas, as he enters a deadly competition in the fictional country of Parmistan. With a coup brewing and Richard Norton’s character, Zamir, plotting against him, Cabot must navigate a series of bizarre and deadly challenges to earn his freedom and a wish from the king.

Join us as we break down the film’s wild choreography, captivating sequences, and its unexpectedly competent execution. Is Gymkata the over-the-top spectacle it’s reputed to be, or a solid action flick with a unique twist? We’ll dive into why this film has become a cult favorite and what makes it a fun watch for action fans.

So grab your popcorn and join us as we explore the legend of Gymkata. Until next time, keep cruising with the Cannon Cruisers!

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back with a spine-chilling Halloween special, diving into the haunting world of The Exorcist franchise. This episode, we’re tackling the infamous Exorcist II: The Heretic and the compelling Exorcist III.

First up, we’re unraveling the chaos of Exorcist II: The Heretic. Released four years after the iconic original, this sequel takes a bizarre detour, undoing everything that made the first film a classic. Join us as we break down why this movie is considered one of the worst sequels ever, with a baffling plot, misguided direction, and a total disregard for the original’s legacy. It’s a cinematic journey that left us more confused than possessed.

Then, we switch gears to Exorcist III, a film that redeems the series with a genuine return to form. Directed by William Peter Blatty and based on his novel Legion, this installment brings back the suspense and chills, with standout performances by George C. Scott and Brad Dourif. We’ll discuss how Exorcist III builds on the original, blending horror with psychological thriller elements in a way that honors the franchise’s roots.

So light a candle, grab some candy, and join us for a Halloween special exploring the highs and lows of this iconic horror series. Happy Halloween from the Cannon Cruisers!