Hey everyone.

A big welcome to new patrons: Becky and Molly, thanks to Helen for being patient and a massive Bristol big-up to Louise for the membership upgrade.

Further thanks to Mr Snodes for his inspired title idea on Bluesky.

Aside from that, we're in serious mode this week, no silly ads or giggles about poop, oh no, absolutely not.

I think we've finally grown up.

Now, let's power-hose this lot down the drain:

• Scat Awareness Week : Borsetshire Brown on special offer?
• Pie Lies : Wayne's flaky reputation goes up in a puff of smoke.
• Icky Wicket : Lawrence is top of the twatting order.
• Copper Feelz : Harrison is taken off of Fallon's case.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Join Keri and Matthew at the crease this week as they attempt to win the toss.

Batting order as follows:

• Googly-eyed: Lawrence is in for his maiden over.
• Swine Clue : Hannah hogs Chris's attention at the pub quiz.
• Isosceles Love Triangle : Brad, Ben and Zainab just don't add up.

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Matthew comforts Keri as they piece together the criminal reconstruction of a week that felt like curtains for The Archers.

A big thank you and welcome to our nine new patrons : Julie, Cushla, Benedict, Lizzie, Lisa, Linda, Charlotte, Jenny and Lorraine.

Further thanks to all of you who listen and support us.

Entering stage left:

• Button It : Mick gives Joy the silent treatment.
• Berwick on Speed : Ambridge's latest mystifying blow in.
• Dame Over : Tony loves tractors more than his children.

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they sabotage the roof of Felperham Arts Centre.

A huge welcome to new patrons : James, Mark, Diana, Mary and John.

Props to Rutherian for the title of this week's episode.

On the physical menu list:

• Casey Meat-up : Vince gets romantic.
• Thai The Knot : Ben and Zainab pad it out.
• Gen Sex : Brian can do whatever the f*ck he wants.

Thanks for all your support.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hey everyone,

A huge welcome to new Patrons: Sian, Heather, Budleigh Belle and Allan.

Thanks so much for supporting us.

Join us this week for the following:

• Visit Borsetshire's latest theme park.
• Try dating in the Borsetshire dairy community.
• Slip into the world's first Prog Rock Hot Tub.
• Get to know your onions with the beloved Tom Archer.
• Keri quizzes Matthew.
• The AI Archers take over the planet and much, MUCH more.

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Hello everyone!

A big welcome and massive thanks to new Patrons Yvette and Penny.

Join us this week as we hear more about the David Archer movie franchise, Matthew manifests scenes in The Archers and we hear how Harrison gets on undercover up north.

The dips this week are:

• Dam it : Khalil puts David in the gnaw about rewilding's beaver plans.
• Wotsit all about? : Ben and Leonard consider life in the orange dream machine.
• Sum thing's wrong : Brad considers subtracting himself from Uni.

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Hello everyone.

Join Keri and Matthew returning from their Christmas break with 14 (count 'em!) new Patrons along for the ride.

Massive thanks to Catherine, Aimee, Julian, Robert, Jennifer, Angus, Douglas, Suzanne, William, Elizabeth, Kate, Kath and both Paulas for signing up as well as a huge thank you to all our existing patrons too for their help.

Carving up the family farm this week, we found:

• How to claim your money back on mis-sold Grundy items.
• What really happened up on Lakey Ridge Farm.
• Explore the Bridge Farm loyalty scheme and all it brings.
• Some actual Archers 'reality' to boot, including Rochelle theories, cheese succession and Neil being lovely.

Thanks for all your support.

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Hey everyone,

Hope you're all having a cracking festive build up.

They certainly were back in the mists of time in Ambridge with a vertiable banger of a week.

• Joe selling bootleg cider punch at Deck the Halls (Gills).
• Nigel doing a gorilla striptease (possibly).
• Helen doubling up as a baby laxative (always).
• New Netflix series just dropped : Mike Tucker in Paris (Oui Oui!),

We loved every minute of it, as I think you'll detect in this episode of the pod.

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Christmas 2010 to follow next week.

Lots of love,

TCS

xxx

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