Pride AND PREJUDICE? It’s more likely than you think. On this installment of “TGMEM probably would have never covered this movie unless someone suggested it,” the Podmaster herself decides to subjugate the boys to this panties-soaking horny adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic. Flex your hand as you long for the touch of your partner’s hand, practice those dance moves, and get ready to trudge through the British moors to unite with your soulmate this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Now with 100% more discourse about pig testicles!

Pride & Prejudice (2005) is directed by Joe Wright and stars Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Brenda Blethyn, Donald Sutherland, and Tom Hollander.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Well the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ as Justus closes out the first TGMEM-iversary with a controversial take: Shrek actually bad maybe? Join the boys as they revisit this animated family film with farting and dick jokes and see if this meme classic still holds up all this time later. Shrek may be love, Shrek may be life, but is Shrek the Greatest Movie Ever Made?

Shrek (2001) is directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, and stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, and Vincent Cassel.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Justus continues the TGMEM-iversary festivities by selecting this classic hyperviolent Jesus metaphor directed by a Dutch pervert. Join the boys as they talk about the bullets, the squibs, and the 80s acting titans of the almighty RoboCop. Dead or alive, you’re going to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!

RoboCop (1987) is directed by Paul Verhoeven and stars Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O’Herlihy, Ronny Cox, and Kurtwood Smith.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The first annual TGMEM-iversary continues with the Emoji Movie. Abandoned by God and condemned to a fate worse than death, David and Justus gaze into the abyss and confront the incomprehensible horrors of late stage capitalism. But the scariest horror of all waits for them: the possibility that the Emoji Movie might be the Greatest Movie Ever Made.

The Emoji Movie (2017) is directed by Tony Leondis and stars TJ Miller, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, and Steven Wright.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

The TGMEM boys celebrate 50 episodes and one year of the show the only way they know how: by talking about some shit that kicks ass. Join Gator Trap and Dicksmash as they break down the mind blowing action maximalism of this little known low budget action film. Crack open a cold one and celebrate the first TGMEMiversary on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Stone Cold (1991) is directed by Craig R. Baxley and stars Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen,William Forsythe, Arabella Holzbog, and Sam McMurray.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

So ya thought ya might like to go to the show? To feel that warm thrill of dipshittery, that movie podcast glow? Well I’ve got some good news for you, sunshine, David and Justus are your hosts and they’ve got the most, and they came along to discuss and debate. They’re gonna find out if The Wall’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Pink Floyd - The Wall (1982) is directed by Alan Parker and starts Bob Geldof, Christine Hargreaves, James Laurenson, Eleanor David, and Kevin McKeon.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, David and Justus pack their bags for dinosaur island to hang out with the raptor that says “ALAN,” that kid who harvests T. rex pee, and the ninja Spinosaurus. Is this often derided sequel actually the second best Jurassic Park movie? What are David and Justus’ favorite dinosaurs? Can they come up with ideas for Jurassic Park sequels that are better than the actual movies? Is this stupid and dumb movie the Greatest Movie Ever Made?

Jurassic Park III (2001) is directed by Joe Johnston and stars Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, and Trevor Morgan.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

TGMEM’s S̴̄̄ͅh̸̢̯͒á̸̩̌́k̴͔̳̄y̴͇̓̈̕ ̵̙͂̓C̸̛̻̱̯͋̀ą̵̡̟̀m̶͓͊́ ̷̛̬͆S̵͉̽̈u̷̥͘͜m̵̧̺̺͒m̶̢͛̕ḛ̸̕̕r̷͈̣̗͆̎ ̵̟̲͂̀̆C̸͚̼͗a̶̢̐̑͘m̷̤͉̖̄̋̅p̶̟̮̻͋ came to a dramatic end with its episode on The Blair Witch Project. The m̴̞̤̤̅̀͝a̸͇̮͐l̵̻͚̀̿e̴̬͚̊̐͘v̷̡̠̄̋͂ǒ̸̠̔l̶̹̔̈́e̷͖̜̞͌́n̴͓͘t̴̨̓̍ ̵̜̈́̅f̵̖̅͂ͅo̶̥̜̔͜ŕ̴̠͍̼̓̕c̶̛̰̠̟e̶̬̟̩̔ş̷͂͘͘ present in their podcast studio had long made their presence known to the hosts, and yet they foolishly forged on anyway, discussing this classic found footage horror film in detail. This week, p̴̛̙̲̫̬̆̈́͌͆̈́̚ą̶̛̫̣̫͇͇̲̈́̀̆̚r̸̢̘͉͕̲̬̞̽̓̂͗̾͝a̵̰̝̭̳̪̟̓̊̀̚͝n̸̦̗̯̆̊̄͗o̷̧̻̤̭͐͐͠r̴̛̬͓̪̟̠̣͗̐̃͋̿̎m̸̧͎͈̝̤̳̀̈́͜͝ȃ̴͉̑ͅl̷̘̗͑̓̅ investigator Charlie Anwar explores this final recording, but what will happen when he discovers the truth behind the fate of the Ģ̸̖͓̜̥͚̠̜̭̬̻͚̹̦̗̫͉̞̣̭̳͉̑̎̃̇͋̏͑̿̌̕r̷̨̢̧̡͉̘̭͔̯̦̬̣͎̮̻̯̰͙̝̹̞͇̠͉͚̥̓̅͋̇͜͜ę̷̡̧̢̺̝̥̬̮͍̠̩̱̦͎̭͓̘̙͈̯̯̮̗̥̼̖͍̳̼̪̙̹͋͐̃̀́̔̑͐̃̈̈́̋̈̿̒̎́̅̆̅̾̋̄̎̕͘͘̚͘͝͝ͅā̸̜̜̉̍͒͑̓̈́͒̎̿̇̇̿̚͠t̵̛̳͙̼̭̼̙̳͕͉͚̲͔̩̗̟͓͙͎͇̤̤͙̹͉̻̻͓̫͈̗̪͉͓͓͓̑́̈́̇̒̆̀̉̐͐̿̕͜͜ȩ̸̧͕̭̦̬̫̤̙̹̤̜͎͉̱̂̽̎͂̄̌̀̔̾̈́͆̈́̍̊̍́̽̎̓̆̄͘̚͝͝͝͝͠š̷̛̮̊͋͜t̵̝̬̗͈͖̖̥̪̝͇͇̪͎͋̂̽́͛̔̓̊̇ͅ ̶̠̟̩̻̥̯̲͉̘̙͎̀͊̾͐̉̐̐̎̾̆͋͛̎́̑̈́̿̚ͅM̷̳̣͇̹̳̟̻̪̤̋ớ̷̡̛̛̜͕͉̻̞̙͓̮̦̬̦̭͚͕̘̘̟̭͖̌͑̄̿̾͗͂̍́͑͂̓̆̀͐̀͆̀͘̕͜͝ṽ̸̨̨̮̫͇̩̪͍͎͍͇̪͖̬̘̥̙̫͚͉͍͈̱̓́̾͐̽͆̆̌͛̏̈́̉̆̊̑̇̈́̓̇̒̋̊͂̽̃̕̚͘͜͝ͅi̸̢̤̭̼̳̖͕̤͙̣͚̘̾̔̾̆́̃͊͛̈́̋̋̎̎͒͆͆̔̑͑̅̊̂̇̈̋͆̽̄̕͜e̴̛̖͙̟̪̗̫̱͙̮̅̓̓͌̎͌̉̅̉̉́͂̃̇̂̓̿̍̽̈͛̉̏̋̓́͘̚͠͝ ̵̡̨̢̢̭̠̬̣̟̤̥͕̱̤̦̝͍̹̼̱̜̦̭̺̮̼̝̻͖̼̻̻̻̭̿̅͛̂͋̃͋̄̽̔̀̊͊̚ͅͅͅE̸̡̧̧̛̥͔̺̰̖͈͙̺͍̬̣̹̺̭͔̪͎͍̲̠̙̩̟̯̟͙͈̳̮͈̦̙̫̍̎̈́̏̓́̇̎̈́̔̄̎̍͛̑̑̓̐̾̏̇̋̚͝͝͠͝ͅv̴͓̙̗̱̠̲̰̅͊̽̂̿͑͂̃͆̒̀̋̄̄͒͘̕e̴̼̊͘̕͝r̸̛̛̤͖͈̗̖̤̹̥̝̺̙̩̟̀̐́̀̂͆͐̈́̾̒́̂̑̕͠ ̷̧̯̤̦͖̞͖̝̭̥͍̣̮̗̣̰͕̼͕͙̖̝͆̓͌͊͘͜M̵̡̛̛̼̖̿̑͐̋̽͋̈́̃̋̈̈̈́͛̑̌̕͠͝͝a̴̧̛̲̜̱̰̗͕̓͆͌̉͐͋͛̑̕̚͜͜ḑ̶̡̨̨̲̗̠̫̤̠̲̣͈͓͍̪̘̝̱̥͍̓̈́͗͋̇̅͑̉̌͂̈́̃̑̍̽̈́̓̑̑͋͂̾̋͐͗̚̕͘͜͠͝͝͝͝e̶̡̡̡̛̳̥̫̤̘͈̪̝̲̤̺̤̤̪̪̺̺̬̖̪͕̳̯̥͌̀̀̋͂̏̀̈́̂̀̔͋͜͜?

The Blair Witch Project (1999) is directed by Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick and stars Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard and Michael C. Williams.

Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Audrey Young.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

D̷̤̘̹̳̻̖̤̙̪̀̔͝ö̶̡̰̘̝͍̩̩̠̗͙͉͙̻̱͎̖̖͉͓̾͌̉̇͋͐͋̈͝͝͝n̵͖̻̬̳͍͕̠̮̪̙͍̿͗̊̀͠͝'̷̢̛͕̯̠͇̭͖̣͇͇̹̦͓͇̻̤͔͔̋̓̀̑͂̒͋̉̅̊͐̌̈́͊̿͒̃͛̆̌̿̔̎̚͘͘͝t̶̨̨̡̛̛̺̻͖͖̪̣͇͈̮̩͚̘̘̳̫̟̬̖̲͓̺͓͐̎̏͛͂̒͗̈́̋̿͋̏̀͗̉̉̔̐̇̋͆̀̆͌̍͛̉̚̚̚͝͠ ̵̠̪̪̮̈́l̸̨̡͍͖̖̮̫̬̮̫̹̺͔͛̔̈́̐̈́̽͒͌̅̏̊̈́̆̆ơ̸̡̧̬͍̺̥̘̣̰̘̝̮̘̖̮̦̙̈́̋͛̂͂̒́̔̊̓̂͒̈́̔̓̄͑̒͛̏̆̎̈͗̂͗͌̎̋̑̃̕͝͝͝ȍ̶̝̟̖͇͂̆̑̇̆̆́̄͑̈́̋̕͜k̶̨̖̥̱̞̣̝̲͔̞͕̞̗̱̫͓̻̪͔̙̫͐̓̿̎̍̇̉̌͒̑̏̀̈́́̿̕̚̚͝ ̷̡̨̡̨̨̻̣̯̱̗͍͙̗̖̻̱͓̘̫͈̹͎̥̖̩̞̺͙͓͎͐͐͑̓̎͗͒̈́̾̋̈́͂̀͝b̷̧̢̡̙͇̙̱̘͙̼̤̫̠̩̟̣̥̖̱̹͎̩̪̯͊̃̊̔̉̉̌̋̽͂̀̈́̾͐͝ę̷̢̨̨͙̦̠͙̜͈͙̥͔̭̬̼͕̠͚͉̭͚̬̦̭̬̘͈̤͛̾̾̅̊́̐̈̆͑̓̐̽̓̍̓͒͛̊̕͜ͅḩ̶̡̨̨̛̫̜͇͚̥̼̫̯̫͉̞͙̣̹͇͎̦̱̫̱͖͔͙̳̼̜̘̜͂́̔͌̏̓͑̈́̇͐̄̃̀͆̋̀̒̉̂̏͘͠͠͝͝ͅͅi̸̧̢̫̪̬̹̥̺̗̩̝̺̣̤̻̝̫͚̭̥̜̖̫͆̉͐̓̈̍̀̎̐̏͛̈̍͊͗̊̍̾̆͛̽́̀͑̀͘͘̚͠͠͝ͅn̶̢̨̞͉̦̼̳̥͇̠͈͍̻̬͊́͆͌͛̒͛͋̈́͑͘͜d̷̨̨̲̗̥̳͙͉̣̟̭̜͓̝̲̖̦̖̼̬͕̹̥̠̗͗͐̍̉̌̈́̚͜ͅͅ ̸̡̺̰̞̘̖̹͙͕͚̫̙͓͍̞̰̰͚͕̩̝̳̋̀͛̏͑͗̒́͂̍̏͋̿̓͒͛́́͋̓͒̕̕̚͝y̷̧̧̡͚͔̫̠͍̻̙̜͙̪̠͓͎̣̰͈͖̘̯̓̅͜ͅȱ̷͕͍̯̟̳̰͓͚̬̟͎̺͍̳̺̻͌̍̇̕͜͜u̶̢̧̨̧͍̦̰͚̯̣̞̫͍̙̹͉̪̗̥͙̱͖̟̲̖͈͕̹̝̝̳̿̋̃̓́͛͛̀́̀̈̒͊̍̚͘̕͘͠ͅͅ